I can't believe you didn't touch on the fact that the crash sequence is nearly identical to the crash sequence in Revenge of the Sith.... down to angles and parts of the ship falling off.

/Z

I haven't seen this movie in a while, I remember liking it though. great commentary though.

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Yeth thir. Didn't want to make a new account for myself and have to log out and then in as Down in Front once a week to add an episode, figured people would still get it if the episodes were posted by "Teague," so "Down in Front" is gone and "Teague" is hurr.

I have cake and eat cake and that's good because I like cake.

It makes sense, we all knew who you were anyway I was thinking about making a new account to have my own name instead of Shifty Bench as I've had that shit for about a decade. Decided to keep it though. I would have told you about the change first, obviously to avoid confusion.

And I like cake. Cake gooooooood.

Just now digging into this one.  Not to defend MTV, but MTV hardly invented frenetic editing, or bad editing for that matter.

Dang. Now I have to change your character in Down in Front: The Movie, which I'm basing on this forum's avatars.

Teague and the gang are adventurous investigators who uncover a secret society with the help of their superintelligent orangutan Matt and the disembodied brain of the emminent scientist Professor Holden Hill.

"Shifty Bench" was the paranormal investigator who specializes in furniture-moving poltergeists and who turns out to be a member of the secret society. Who is the leader of the secret society? I'll give you a hint: it's a Harvard-educated stegasaurus with his or her own submarine.

I want everyone of the casts characters listed here, NOW, Zarban.

I believe that is the fabled blue lotus, prized symbol of the equally fabled Shadow Duel ninja cult, sworn enemies of the Down in Front investigators, worn by their greatest assassin, SHADOW DUELIST

Of course, there's also...

MAUL II, the evil young clone of deceased master crime lord and former head of the secret society PROFESSOR MAUL, always scheming to take his rightful place at the head of the secret society in place of DOCTOR SUBMARINE

INVID, an evil robot from the future that can transform into a warplane, brought to earth by Professor Maul

ZARBAN, a mysterious 200-year-old sage who advises the Down in Front gang to forget their foolish investigation, as it is far too dangerous and risks their very souls and sanity

LAND PORPUS, an evil, masked half-human, half-porpoise hybrid created by Professor Maul who can choose to walk around on land on human legs with a porpoise head or swim in the water with a human head and a porpoise tail

FCW, an unknown insane asylum escapee desperate to join the secret society... if he's not TOO crazy for them

KYLE MONROE, commander of the Pentagon's secret astro-marine brigade, sworn to fight evil robots, freakish hybrids, evil clones, and pretty much anything else that endangers earth

MAD BAD COYOTE, a werecoyote whose ultimate goal is to use the evil computer created by Doctor Submarine to find the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything and use it to RESURRECT PROFESSOR MAUL

Have a treatment on my desk by tomorrow. We'll make an audio drama out of it.

Ya'll are gonna need to find microphones.

I like this. Holden, any chance we could get, like, factions or something on the forum? Join team Ninja and you get a little lotus icon next to your name or some such. Team DiF - the DiF icon. Secret Society - I don't know, a stegosaurus or a submarine or something? Team Maul II - A top and and monocle? Astro-marines - I don't know.

I can still be Shifty Bench, I'll just be played by Jimmy B. Or my character has an identity crisis.

This is my new favorite thing.

EDIT: And for the record, it's "his" submarine, not "hers". Just FYI.

FURTHER EDIT: Teague, if it isn't too much to ask, I'd greately appreciate a space between "Doctor" and "Submarine". Changing "Doctor" to "Doc" would be acceptable if space is an issue.

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