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All right, fine.

Children of the Con
A documentary about the offspring of couples who met at science-fiction conventions.
(Warning: Disturbing content)

Source Cod
A daredevil icthyologist (Wil Smith) goes in search of a codfish fertile enough to revitalize the Norwegian fishing industry.

When Harry Et Sally
Oh hell, just make up your own for this one.

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3:10 to Yum

An interesting contrast of Kids counting to their Lunch Period and their Parents Counting down to their Lunch Break. 3 hours and 10 minutes and counting.....

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I would pay American dollars to watch True Git right now.

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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All of the House of Usher
Usher (Usher) and his wife (Anna Faris) and kids (Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Knox, Vivienne, and Unborn Baby Jolie-Pitt) move into an old manorial estate in England, which they quickly find is a living entity (voice of Bill Nighy) that doesn’t like R&B music. They must try to keep it a secret when Usher's superstitious older relatives come to stay with them for a week: Grandpa and Grandma Murphall (Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall) and Grandpa and Grandma Cosry (Bill Cosby and Tyler Perry), along with Aunt Hattie (Martin Lawrence), Uncle Rog (Will Smith), and cousins Martina and Yvonne (Shawn and Marlon Wayans).

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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K-9: The Widowmaker

James Belushi returns to the K-9 franchise, in a Film about a Killer dog.
Screenplay by Stephen King, loosely based on his story Cujo.

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Y Tu Mama Ambien

Two rambunctious Mexican teenagers go on a sex crazed road trip when they encounter an insomniac housewife.  Willing to trade a weekend they'll never forget in exchange for some god damned sleep, the boys scour Monterrey for an Apothecaria that doesn't cut their Ambien with rat poison.

Eddie Doty

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He Iron Lady

Robert Downey Jr. reprises his role as Toni Stark in this gender-bending alternate universe take on a classic super hero story.

Toni Stark, wealthy industrialist and night club personality, engineers a fabulous armoured suit after being beaten up on the way home from a club. Using the armoured suit, she not only to get her own back on her attackers, but gets to live her dream as Queen Toni - Iron Lady.

Be sure to keep an eye out for several surprising cameos, including Buns the pool boy played by an un-named Xenuvian!

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Kin Kong
Paul Rudd voices Oscar, a chimpanzee accountant whose cousin, a 20-foot tall ape named Stewart (voice of Will Ferrel, mo-cap by Ang Lee), comes to visit and causes hilarious havoc with his clumsiness and lack of tact. Helen Hunt voices Oscar’s girlfriend Lauren. Jeffery Tambor voices Mr. Weatherby, Oscar’s boss. And Kate Winslet voices Jane Goodwhile, a human naturalist whom Stewart repeatedly rapes.

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Star Trek III: The Search for Sock

In this long-lost Star Trek adventure, the crew of the Enterprise goes hunting for Kirk's missing sock, in which he hid the codes to a device that could destroy an entire galaxy. Billy Crystal voices the sock, which has gained a mind of its own after long-term exposure to the power of the device.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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My Dinner With A Dre
A music enthusiast (Wallace Shawn) is shocked to discover Dr. Dre isn't a licensed physican.

Star Trek: First Contac
May cause drowsiness

Extremely Lou and Incredibly Close
Jack Black plays Lou Poland, a manic-depressive hired by an eccentric billionaire to invade the personal space of random strangers for twenty-four hours.

Gladitor
Samuel L. Jackson realizes he has a free weekend, and agrees to star in this superhero tale about a janitor bitten by a radioactive spider, who then sets out to clean up this muthafuckin' town.

Titnic
A raunchy sex comedy about four friends who set out to have a nice lunch at the park, and end up becoming YouTube sensations.   Starring Seth Rogan, James Franco, and two girls the producer found, god only knows where, but damn.

War Hose
To the embarrassment of her straight-laced husband (Colin Firth), a quirky British housewife (Kate Winslet) starts a campaign to convince British women to stop wearing nylons and donate the material to make parachutes for the war effort.

Kentucky Fred Movie
Fred goes on the road in his fourth feature.  Based on the hit YouTube series that has three-year-olds across America exclaiming "Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?  Mom?  Why won't you look at me?  I'm asking you a goddam question."



/Why yes, I AM supposed to be doing actual work right now, how did you guess?

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Brokeback Mountin’
A young boy (Blanket Jackson) captures and breaks a swayback horse named Brokeback so he can ride it to run away from his abusive father (Jim Caviezel) and alcoholic mother (Halle Berry) to stay with his maternal grandfather (Morgan Freeman), who is dying of one of those diseases that makes you wise and peaceful. Soundtrack by Coldplay.

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Trey wrote:

Gladitor
Samuel L. Jackson realizes he has a free weekend, and agrees to star in this superhero tale about a janitor bitten by a radioactive spider, who then sets out to clean up this muthafuckin' town.

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Grosse Pointe Bank
John Cusack and a hand-picked band of experts plan a sophisticated break-in at a local branch bank in Grosse Pointe, Michigan, as a practice run for a much bigger heist. But there, he runs into bank teller Minnie Driver, with whom he had a brief relationship 15 years earlier that left her with a child (Selina Gomez) that he never knew about and now tries to reconcile with. Music by Jonathan Coulton.

Pushing In
John Cusack is a Hollywood director bereft of ideas and desperate for a hit who falls for international assassin Angelina Jolie, who drags him along on a wild, globe-hopping murder spree while he films her with a Red on a Steadicam. Music by Randy Newman and Hans Zimmer.

Better Off Dad
John Cusack reprises his role as Lane Meyer, who has just been thru a messy, childless divorce and returns home to visit his parents, where he falls for a woman (Elizabeth Berkley) with two small children fathered by the Meyers’ former paperboy (Rick Schroder), who pursues him relentlessly to get back his two toddlers. Music by the cast of Glee covering songs of the '80s.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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Zarban wrote:

[the Meyers’ former paperboy (Rick Schroder), who pursues him relentlessly to get back his two toddlers.

I see what you did there.   And I approve.

Thea Stairbender
Stop-motion feature about a young girl who remodels houses using only her mind.  Based on one of those Neil Gaiman stories that makes you worry about Neil Gaiman.

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Music by Randy Newman and Hans Zimmer.

I really want to hear that soundtrack.

Panic Roo - Following Prince Humperdinck's clearing of the Thieves' Forest he sets his sites on the Hundred Acre Woods and rounds up all of Christopher Robin's stuffed animals...except one.  After Kanga is confiscated during the seige, Roo lives in fear of a return by Humperdinck's men and builds a hidden room in Winnie the Pooh's tree where he spends most nights dreaming of revenge.

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The Wizard of O

Fantasy about the erotic awakening of Dorothy from Kansass, who goes on a colourful journey to meet the Wizard of O, and find out that there's no state like boned. On the way, she seduces the Cowardly Linguan (who wishes he had the courage to lick things), the Stare Crow (who just wants to watch) and the Twin Man (who comes and goes at the same time). Featuring the return of Pia Zadora as the Frigid Bitch of the East, and William Shatner as the voice of Dorothy's talking dildo.

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On that note...

The Wizard of Z

Hard-boiled detective D.J. Gale (Alec Baldwin) is ready to retire and move far away from Chicago. But just as he's getting ready to leave, he uncovers the biggest case of his career. A modified version of an over-the-counter drug called Zanthroproxamine-B, which the kids call 'Z', is floating around the dark alleys of the Windy City. Gale is tasked with finding the drug's creator, a man known only as "The Z-Wizard" (Stephen Baldwin). Along with his new partner, a fiery rookie named Tony "Toto" Trantolo (William Baldwin), Gale has to work his way through the seedy underbelly of Chi-town to locate the Z-Wizard. He interrogates Sammy "Scare" Crow (Michael Chiklis), The Z-Wizard's hired muscle, Timmy "Tinny" Manson (Bruce Willis), a cold-blooded convict who once ran with the Wizard, and Larry "The Lion" Lonergan (Vin Diesel), a rat who sells the Wiz out for police protection. When "The Lion" reveals that The Z-Wizard is behind the death of Gale's beloved brother (Daniel Baldwin), things get personal, and Gale will stop at nothing to get a chance to stomp his steel-toed ruby-red slippers into the Z-Wizards cackling face.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Corps Bride
Amber Heard is a lesbian Marine who fights sexism, homophobia, and—from both senator Paul Reubens and superior officer Kristanna Loken—sexual harassment. She endures all to get the chance to marry the love of her life, Tila Tequila. Key scene: "I'm a lesbian, Senator." "I know you are. But what am I?"

A Few God Men
A Scientologist chaplain in the US Navy prosecutes a tight-knit group of Catholic chaplains for unspeakable crimes of the usual sort. Key scene: "You can't fondle the youth!"

Ra, NCIS
The Egyptian god of the sun comes to earth and joins the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, accompanied by Set, his donkey-headed companion, who travels inconspicuously by taking the form of a talking mule. Key scene: "O great Ra, we have built a temple in your honor, as you have commanded! Will you now investigate the case of a petty officer's wife whose body was found in a submerged car?"

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The English Patent
Rory Butcher (Steve Coogan) takes out a patent on being English and tries to get all English people to pay him for the privilege of having tea and saying “brilliant” and “bollocks” and “wanker”. He is roundly denounced in Parliament by Michael Caine, who explains a lot of things about being English that not many people know.

Weekend at Ernie’s
Young producers fired from the BBC (Elijah Wood and Tom Felton) use arcane magic to resurrect the corpses of British broadcasting legends Morcambe and Wise. Over a weekend at a beach house formerly owned by Ernie Wise, they learn to puppet and command the zombies convincingly enough to avoid being murdered by a hit man AND create a hit comedy show.

The Station Gent
An American woman (Kate Hudson) about to embark on a scenic train ride across England meets a dapper Englishman (Jude Law) who turns out to be an impoverished East End actor hired by the tour company to give tourists a taste of Jolly Olde England. He redeems himself to her by beating up some chavs.

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The Blue Brothers

A biography of the Blue Man Group.

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Oy Story

Documentary about early 80's DC based punk bands.  Narrated by Tom Hanks.

Eddie Doty

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The Illage
A group of old-school hiphoppers led by Grandmaster Flash finally dares to confront the monster in the woods known as “the Man” only to discover that their utopian raptocracy is just a secluded enclave in a bigger, more confusing world.

Beakin’
The off-beat tale of inner-city “beakers” and their peculiar habit of dressing as birds in public and recreating avian mating dances.

Dave Chappelle’s Lock Party
Charlie Kaufman paints a bleak and surreal picture as Michel Gondry again teams up with Dave Chappelle (Mos Def) as he tries to host a party full of rappers but is locked out by an imposter pretending to be an actor hired to portray him in this very film (Dave Chapelle). Special guest: Mos Def (Common (50 Cent)).

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21 Hours at Munch
A day at an "all you can eat buffet" turns into a disaster.

Munch
Steven Spielberg's film about retaliation from the "all you can eat buffet" disaster.

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