Hold it, you can't just go mouthing off like that.

A Midsummer Night's Ream - the sordid adventures of four young Athenian lovers and a group of amateur actors, who are manipulated by the fairies who inhabit the forest.

3:10 to Uma
Failed Olympic runner Hock Legleiter (Shia LaBeouf) has just learned that he has 3 minutes and 10 seconds to find actress Uma Thurman (Olivia Wilde) and defuse the bomb that a lunatic has strapped to her. (Shot entirely in slow motion.)

The Spy Who Loved M
Theirs was a forbidden love between Britain's top secret agent and his own boss. Stars Andrew Garfield as Bond, with Never Let Me Go co-star Carey Mulligan as a young M.

P Lice Academy
It's non-stop hilarity and laff-a-minute antics at the world's wackiest academy for pubic lice health inspectors!

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Urk 182

Now a grown up, Steven Urkel rallies against government corruption with rebel activism.

Loverfield
2 lovers spend their last moments together in a field while the world ends around them from the point of a view of a crappy camera that shakes a lot.

Ill Bill Volume 1  and 2
Bill has just been diagnosed with cancer and goes on a journey to cure it, while getting into antics along the way.

Arm of Darkness
A man's arm becomes possessed and starts trying to kill him while trying to open a portal to hell.

Death Roof
A roof is blown off during a storm, and goes on a rampage, killing a couple people.

The Dark Night
One night it became so dark it killed people, and its up to Ryan Gosling to stop the night.

28 Ays Later
The story of a pirate trying to get back on his feet after being freed from jail.

Well, at least in as much as I read your entry for Stand By M and thought A) Wait a minute, we've got an actual Bond picture that that works for and 2) He's right! Carey Mulligan really does look like a young Judi Dench!

Doctor Ho

Reality show that follows the ins and outs of Dr Lance Boyle, a gynaecologist to porn stars in Los Angeles. Quite possibly presented by Ron Jeremy.

2 Angry Men

Henry Fonda and Lee J Cobb get into a bar brawl every night for a week after each day of jury duty on a case involving the theft of eleven spatulas from a Piggly-Wiggly.

Once Upon a Tim in the West

Timothy Geithner is kidnapped by a band of Tea Partiers, taken to Las Vegas, strapped to a huge roulette wheel and spun around until everybody gets tax cuts and their own personal tiger. Starring Billy Crudup as Timothy Geithner, Morgan Freeman as The President, and John Malkovich as Michelle Bachmann.

Gato
Burt Reynolds plays an ex-con who gets reincarnated as a talking cat in Mexico and helps a Federali (David Tennant) catch—and win the heart of—a corrupt politician (Jessica Alba).

Tick
Reknowned entomologist Burt Reynolds must help a young man (Haley Joel Osment) discover the lair of the giant Bwana tick (Andy Serkis mo-cap) while steering clear of an albino hit man (Andy Serkis).

City Eat
Burt Reynolds and Clint Eastwood are rival restaurateurs on the verge of retirement who conspire to merge their restaurants by getting their grandchildren (Zac Efron and Blake Lively) to fall in love.*

The Man Who Loved WMEN
Burt Reynolds is a wealthy sports enthusiast and sculptor who tries to buy Florida sports talk radio station WMEN, 640 AM, in hopes of ending his artistic block, but he's opposed by the station's mutually-lovelorn-yet-strictly-platonic programming director (Mila Kunis) and top DJ (Chris Pine).

The Mumm

A British horror film in which an archaeologist has to deal with the wrathful curse of his mother.

The Lost Word

After Professor Challenger led an expedition to an isolated South American plateau, he finds himself embarking on another expedition, in search of "The Lost Word" to describe what he had seen.

"Life is about movies; anything else is a bonus!"- Me   

Fat and Furious
Kevin James stuns in this shocking role. What begins as a normal slapstick comedy turns into a dark violent thriller as a chubby man snaps over the teasing and insults and goes on a violent murderous rampage.

Alien - Lien, Leon's german cousin has to assasinate Gary Oldman's sister in Eastenders

The Bad News Ears
Jodie Foster is a down-and-out hearing therapist who rallies a group of hearing-impaired children to improve their lives. But, led by one mysterious child (Elle Fanning), the children begin hearing otherworldly voices prophesying death and destruction. Are they predicting... or causing?