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Topic: Top Five thread.

I'm gonna tell you my top five albums of all time.


1. Further Down the Spiral - Nine Inch Nails / Aphex Twin.

2. Boston - Boston.

3. The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner - Ben Folds Five.

4. This is Hardcore - Pulp.

5. The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance.


And now I'm going to tell the next poster what top five list to give. That person will list their answers, and then gives the next person a list type to answer. And so on.

Let's make this ridiculous as quickly as possible.

Top five movies starring a black dude in a leading role.

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Re: Top Five thread.

Top five movies starring a black dude in a leading role, in no particular order:

1. The Shawshank Redemption

2. Pulp Fiction

3. Glory

4. The Matrix

5. The Empire Strikes Back (shut up Darth Vader totally counts)

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Re: Top Five thread.

DAMN! Got cut off now I HAVE TO edit..

Shaving Private Ryan.

The Shawskank Redemption.

Star Whores.

The seX Files.

Lawrence of a Labia.


Top five movies with best "animal attack" scenes.

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Re: Top Five thread.

I always heard it as "Shaving Ryan's Privates," but the judges have ruled yours is also acceptable.

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Well I've SEEN Shaving Private Ryan, I've seen all of those cause I thought they had to be real ha. I can admit 1 or 2 were low budget, but I was a poor college student at the time and wasn't one for using pocket cash for my budget.

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Re: Top Five thread.

Deep Blue Sea

Jurassic Park ("Clever girl.")

Lake Placid

Tremors

The Ruins even though it's technically a plant but seriously whatthefuck :shudder:

Top five songs with the word "blues" in the title.

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Re: Top Five thread.

Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
Folsom Prison Blues - Johhny Cash
Goodtime Charlie's Got The Blues - Danny O'Keefe
Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
The Late John Garfield Blues - John Prine

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Top Five movie titles starting with the word "A" (i.e. "A Goofy Movie", and now you can't use that one.)

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Re: Top Five thread.

1) The Wizard of Oz
2) The Neverending Story
3) The Matrix
4) Tron (that's right goddamit, I said TRON)
5) The Lawnmower Man

Next person has to list the Top 5 Jean Cluade Van Damme movies.

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Re: Top Five thread.

I can't even name five Jean Claude van Damme movies. I'm out.

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Re: Top Five thread.

Star Wars: Episode I

Star Wars: Episode II

Star Wars: Episode III

The Island

The Last Samurai


Your top 5 favorite movies that everyone else you know hates.

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Re: Top Five thread.

I dunno if EVERYONE I know hates these, but I know they're not universally beloved:

1.  Poseidon
2.  Apocalypto
3.  Kingdom of Heaven
4.  The Devil Wears Prada
5.  Armageddon

And now the opposite - Name five movies that you hate but that everyone else apparently loves.

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Re: Top Five thread.

This one's hard, because I usually at least *like* movies I watch.

1. Where the Wild Things Are
2. Up In The Air
3. Predator
4. Harry Potter 1
5. Chronicles of Narnia 1

Top five movies to show off your new HD/Blurry home theater!

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Re: Top Five thread.

1. Inglourious Basterds
2. 2001
3. Dark City
4. Brazil
5. Spider-Man 2
6. Inglourious Basterds
7. Inglourious Basterds

EDIT: God damn it Gregory.

1. The Fountain
2. Planet Earth
3. Sunshine
4. Star Trek
5. fucking avatar grumble

Top five stand up comedians.

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1. Andy Kaufman
2. Kevin Nealon
3. Mitch Hedberg
4. Woody Allen
5. Dave Chappelle

Top 5 natural disasters, 20th century

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Anything called a typhoon cause that's an awesome word

Mount Pinatubo, cause of this picture

The Chinese Famine

The Boxing Day quake and tsunami

And coming in at number one, with an estimated death toll of a hundred million people, the 1918 Spanish flu epidemic

Top five films based on original screenplays, 2000-2009.

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Re: Top Five thread.

1) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
2) Brick
3) Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
4) The Incredibles
5) The 25th Hour

I'll probably change that list every 30 minutes so don't flame me right away please. 

Top Five books/comic books that you WISH they would make into a movie.

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Re: Top Five thread.

The Miracle on Ice at the 1980 Olympics, even though hockey combines the worst aspects of soccer and figure skating. Blech.

The Shot Heard Round the World, the game-winning homer that won the Pennant for the Giants in 1951.

Bob Beamon's shattering of the long-jump record by two feet in 1968.

Kerri Strug's one-legged vault landing at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta.

The 2007 Fiesta Bowl. Boise State beats Oklahoma on a two-point conversion in overtime with a goddamn Statue of Liberty play. Greatest football game ever played, period, end of paragraph.

Next: Top five best lines of dialogue in movie history.

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Re: Top Five thread.

Okay, fine. So hockey combines the very best aspects of soccer and figure skating, which still adds up to a great big stonking "blech."

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Sort of like the way Vegemite combines the best aspects of mud and yeast.

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Jeffery Harrell I hate you now.

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Re: Top Five thread.

Lines of dialogue, you said best, not favorite. You asshole. I'm going with favorite.

1. "Yeah, talking monkey. Ugly sucker, only says 'ficus.'"

2. "Give him a hand, he's British!"

3. "A man in a really nice trailer wants to put our song on the radio! Give me a pen, I'm signing, you're signing...we're all signing."

4. "Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up."

5. "We. Are going. To Die."

Name those movies and get a cookie. No Google.

I hand this list off to one more person.

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I tried Vegemite once. It was on a hotel breakfast buffet in Sydney. Put me off my feed for the whole trip. I had what was allegedly a delicious piece of grilled barramundi that night for dinner, but all I could taste was tar and despair.

Vegemite does not belong in mouths.

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Awesomest movie vehicles.

1. The Millennium Falcon

2. Serenity

3. Lightcycles

4. Doc Brown's Delorian

5. The Batmobile (The Tumbler / The Batpod)

Next: Top 5 Movie Trailers on Apple Trailers

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No Google:

1. "Yeah, talking monkey. Ugly sucker, only says 'ficus.'" - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
2. "Give him a hand, he's British!" - Galaxy Quest
3. "A man in a really nice trailer wants to put our song on the radio! Give me a pen, I'm signing, you're signing...we're all signing." - That Thing You Do?
4. "Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up." - no idea
5. "We. Are going. To Die." - can't recall

EDIT: Google'd. OOOOOOOOH. Yeah. I'm an idiot.

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Movie Trailers...I'm not anywhere near of a trailer aficionado to know this out of all the trailers on there, but I can tell out of what I have seen. So basically forgive me if I'm missing a few good ones.

1)Inception

2)Super 8 - What can I say? JJ knows Viral
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/super8/

3)Toy Story 3 -Cause hey, why not
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/disney/toystory3/

4)The Last Airbender -
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/para … airbender/

5)Jonah Hex - Looks surprisingly better than I had originally thought
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/jonahhex/

I'll leave this one open for someone to correct me if they so choose, and if you feel brave...

Top 5 Sequels (And no, trilogys don't count. I want honest to god "the first movie can stand on it's own, and then there's the sequel").

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