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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

I'll stake a claim for Cowboys & Aliens.  Been meaning to see it and I've got a drive that's just the right length.  As usual, I'll update here.

Edit:  here 'tis.  All uploaded

00:23:45 - 00:24:57  Is Olivia Wilde actually a human being? (1m12s)
01:03:14 - 01:05:19  Trey's alien tactics masterclass:  say AAARRR, punch and bite, and be naked (2m05s)
01:12:10 - 01:14:26  Teague's existential moment re Harrison Ford (plus celebrity superheroes) (2m 15s)
01:35:23 - 01:38:34  The problem of an alien/advanced civilization's motivations (3m 12s)
01:41:39 - 01:42:10  Alien/Advanced Civ motivations, part 2 (1m 26s) (could be edited with previous if you want something longer)

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Uploaded:

Transformers
A pile of sewage (37:11-37:25)
Shit castle (2:09:07-2:10:44)
Banging bricks and screaming (2:32:29-2:33:06)

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Darth Praxus wrote:

Uploaded:

Transformers
A pile of sewage (37:11-37:25)
Shit castle (2:09:07-2:10:44)
Banging bricks and screaming (2:32:29-2:33:06)

I think those were pull quotes for the poster.

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Twilight
Vampire sexuality (12:45-13:31)
She earns nothing (14:46-17:53)
Bella is a cunt (27:48-31:07)

Am partway through the episode; will finish uploading clips tomorrow. All of these are of the scholarly variety, and should please the Potter fans who hate Twilight. tongue Actually, this is probably one of your guys' best episodes, in my estimation.

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Twilight continued:
I don't understand their relationship (32:37-33:51)
Meyer vs. Bradbury (38:58-43:17)
Bella is a blank slate (48:39-52:17)
What is a soul? (1:10:13-1:13:35)
Have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too sex (1:22:04-1:23:23)
Religion and sexuality (1:26:52-1:29:07)
Gay club sparkles (1:40:03-1:41:06)
I'm gonna rape the rape out of her (1:53:05-1:53:41)

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Hitler reacts to Indy's stealing the horses (1:35:40-1:36:52)

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Darth Praxus wrote:

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Hitler reacts to Indy stealing the horses (1:35:40-1:36:52)

We gotta get Hitler's Slinky song in there.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

On it.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Hitler's Slinky theme song (1:16:04-1:17:13)

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

A couple quick things from The Avengers:

00:09:22 - 00:10:10  Trey's goddamn criticism of the goddamn first 20 goddamn minutes of the goddamn movie (46s)
01:01:11 - 01:03:00  Trey on the "he's adopted" controversy (1m49s)

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There's a lot of the stuff in Prometheus that is gold.  I think Brian's "If they said football was played with sticks and a net it would unacceptable," bit is pretty great.

Didn't see that anybody's put this up, so I grabbed it.  There's also a bit before it on the difference between science-fiction and fictional science which is a good point.

I also grabbed the discussion at about the 1h08s mark of the scene where they mess with the Engineer's head and how stupid that is and how everyone wishes that the Engineers would just have come back and fucked everybody up.  It also contains Trey's withering "this is an episode of 'Written by a Kid'" monologue.

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The best part of that commentary is the group's realization during the rolling spaceship scene that the movie would be fixed and totally awesome if noomi rapace got crushed instead of charlize theron, since Vickers is the only character who isn't a complete idiot.

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I still think we completely nailed it with that idea.  Instead of the ending we got, imagine power-hungry Charlize and her demented robo-head half-brother taking off in an alien ship full of gooey death and daddy issues and heading back to Earth.

I want to see that sequel.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Trey wrote:

I still think we completely nailed it with that idea.  Instead of the ending we got, imagine power-hungry Charlize and her demented robo-head half-brother taking off in an alien ship full of gooey death and daddy issues and heading back to Earth.

I want to see that sequel.

Yes, this should happen. Using the black goo, or what have you, Theron takes control of Weyland Corp and the world.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

How many more clips do you estimate we'll need, Teague?

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The standout episodes I think should be mined for gold are Sucker Punch, Batman Returns, Back to the Future, Legion, and 2010: Moby Dick. After that, I should have enough to get a great hour.

Thanks again, man. Someone else take an episode or two, let Praxus take a load off!  tongue

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I'll take Legion--one of my faves. You guys can have at the rest of them. smile

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Well alright Teague, fine, I guess my go through of Suckerpunch just wasn't good enough for you huh? I see how it is.

And right, I got halfway through BTTF and posted, should probably finish it.

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Oh. Did I get timecodey stuff from ya?

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Previous page.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

I'll take Back to the Future, and am happy to do others if nobody wants them.  I got a lotta housework to do.

Edit:  Missed that BDA had done half of it.  I'll take Batman Returns instead.

Edited edit:  Right, I'll do Batman Returns and finish BTTF.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

sellew wrote:

I'll take Back to the Future, and am happy to do others if nobody wants them.  I got a lotta housework to do.

Go for it, check my post last page for the ones I got in the first half.

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I dunno if it worked as well for the listeners at home, but the ending of Howard the Duck - where Brian gave his closing argument while Teague provided musical underscore - almost caused me to rupture my pancreas due to suppressed laughter.

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Oh gods, I remember that. We should dig it up to see it if holds true.

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Easy enough to grab.  I'll get it.

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Uploaded:

Legion
We have to protect the baby to...um...oh, look, shoot it! (7:34-8:14)
Vapid theology (9:06-10:03)
Gun-running toy shop (11:16-12:34)
Angelology (15:34-16:41)
History is written by the victors/possessed of the Spirit/the plot hole of transubstantiation (18:43-21:46)
Gnosticism/polytheism (21:59-25:32)
Clinging to the edge (26:41-27:00)
What Legion should have been (58:40-1:00:39)
Excess of dramatic shots (1:02:33-1:03:25)
The benchmark for intelligence is the stick shift (1:06:42-1:07:12)
Sensitive religious toes/jerking off Jesus (1:09:32-1:12:33)
God is pro-choice (1:21:17-1:22:09)
Legion vs. The Room (1:28:02-1:29:27)

I have never actually watched this film, even though this WAYDM is one of my favorites; while I was listening to the commentary for clip-gathering purposes, however, I decided to go to YouTube and watch the Ice Cream Man scene to see if it was really that bad.

...HOLY FUCK THAT WAS ANTICLIMACTIC. It was a thousand times worse than I'd thought it would be even after listening to you guys deride said scene multiple times. That was it?

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