Topic: Stay classy, Internet

For the next hour, everything in this post is strictly based on the available facts.

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Re: Stay classy, Internet

Someone needs to enroll the Internet for sensitivity training.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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Re: Stay classy, Internet

To be fair, ads tend to use keywords from the articles to form a relevant ad. I wouldn't call it irrelevant, exactly. A bit misplaced and unfortunate, sure, but certainly not irrelevant.

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They can also use cookies to follow your own browsing history.  I looked at a certain desk lamp online two weeks ago and every website I visit is still trying to sell me that lamp.

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God loves you!

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No way.  The lesson I learned is never let the internet know which lamp you like.

/wow, there were a lot of L's in that sentence

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God loves you!

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In my case, I bought the lamp and now the internet wants me to buy it again.

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Well, you've gotta upgrade to Lamp 2.0. It's got over 200 new features, including Intelligent Fading and Cloud Integration!

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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