I wasn't actually trying to bitch about it.  I was just recognizing that:

1. I type too friggin slow

2. Dorkman beat me to it.

3. I don't have a top 5 for reasons to drink.

4. I was just trying to be funny.

Although, I can see it coming off a bit bitchy.

That said, I'll take a stab at it.

top 5 reasons to drink:

5. the dumbest movie in the world is on

4.  self- loathing or depression over a relationship problems.

3. Just because you're Irish

2. you've just been asked "does this dress make me look fat?"

1. because you know you got a beating coming so you use it to dull the pain.

top 5 sequels you want made.

1)  Pud Pad Noy Worawoot - famous old school Muay Thai instructor
2)  Carter Carter - Editor friend of mine.
3)  Jean-Jacques Machado - my old Jiu Jitsu coach
4)  Eddie Bravo - my current Jiu Jitsu coach
5)  Rich Crunkilton - MMA fighter.

Top 5 fonts.

1. Futura
2. Bank gothic
3. Century gothic
4. Avant garde
5. Advent

...Not up to making another challenge this soon, so yeah, keep the fonts coming

1. Peripheral perks, hanging out with very cool, accomplished, or famous people.

2. Knowing your work is being seen by a lot of people. (This is also number two on the "bad things" list.)

3. The community is relatively small.

4. Variety.

5. Money.

If this list went to twenty, it still wouldn't include "seeing your work."

I'm becoming to Dorkman what that one stalker was to Bjork, minus the facepaint.

For now.

Anyway, since Teague killed the thread:

Top five universes from film or literature or video games that you'd like to inhabit.

God dammit, Maul, fine.

Top Five historical figures of your sexual preference that you'd like to slip a few inches.

1. Jeanne Antoinette Poisson
2. Anne Boleyn
3. Jeanne D'arc
4. Marilyn Monroe
5. Eve

Top five universes from film or literature or video games that you'd NOT like to inhabit.

Regarding your list:

5. I do spit-takes sometimes. It's usually not even about the obviously funny jokes, either, so it's essentially at random. Expect the unexpected!

4. That wouldn't make us reset. We'd just spend five minutes talking about it before getting back to the movie.

3. Pretty unlikely, it's way up near the ceiling and she'd have to get in front of the TV on her way, so we'd spot her well in advance. Although she might attack the one that streams the timecode.

4. This has happened before. Both on THE MATRIX and THE FLY. Since getting a new disc player, and usually someone has to watch/refresh on the movie beforehand, we haven't run into any unexpected disc errors. In fact since the anniversary show -- in which we discussed show meltdowns shortly before having one -- we haven't had any real issues with the show. Which is good considering we've started doing it live.

5. Could happen. That would be awesome.

*giggle*

This is my brain on lack of sleep.