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Thank you Zarban. I've been walking around thinking I'm losing my mind for thinking 47 Ronin is kind of awesome and criminally getting trashed. It's a mega-budget hollywood movie that has the balls to end with

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All the main characters committing suicide

it's somber and plays it's story very straight, there's some cool sword-fights, the production design is great.

It's obvious there was weird editing and meddling involved (scenes aren't allowed to breathe, it's way too jumpy), but if this gets a 12% and Star Trek Into Darkness gets an 87%, I'm officially done with Rottentomatoes as any kind of barometer of quality.

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Part of the 47 Ronin hate might just be the use of the name. Call it something else, and people would go in with different expectations and thus probably like it more.

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I saw Pacific Rim; with satire that could have been something

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Saw Womb which was supposed to be a profound meditation on the nature of cloning, but instead tackled the pressing issue of whether Doctor Who would fuck his own mum if she looked like Eva Green.

And the answer is, of course he would.

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Yet another example of artsy types ruining science fiction.

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What is it with Eva Green and incest?!

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What is it with Eva Green and incest?!

What is it with Eva Green and losing her virginity on screen?

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Rush (2013) - 8/10

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Bio-pic depicting the rivalry of race drivers Niki Lauda and James Hunt in the 70s F1 circuit. The movie is most times inappropriately glamorous-looking considering the subject, in a Michael Bay sort of way, slathered in a Blockbuster-y teal and orange color palette which makes the 70s time period perhaps look inauthentically "modern", the acting in general feels a bit stagey, especially Hemsworth who feels like he is line-reading and projecting all the way to the back row in a norse god kind of way, and it somehow at times feels both a bit too focused on one small aspect of the world it presents, yet also doesn't really delve deep enough into it, feels slightly superficial and quick to skip large swaths of time.

And I'll be damned if I wasn't on the verge of tears by the end of it. Damn you Ron Howard, damn you. Hans Zimmers score sounds familar yet for this purpose, with fragile cars roaring through pouring rain, it perfectly meshes.
Special mention for the actor who plays Niki Lauda who really does an exceptional job, he also played the German soldier/sniper in Inglorious Bastards.




The Net (1995 - 5/10

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90s thriller. Sandra Bullock comes over some computer floppy disk and becomes the center of attention of some bad people. Actually better than I remembered it, cheesy and corny, but it's actually the most realistic depiction of computers and hacking I've seen in a while, which is kind of sad. Some heavyhanded commentary on our digital identities and how easily manipulated the can be.




The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) - 6/10

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Not as good as the first one. There are slightly too many instances of characters mugging for the camera and acknowledging the jokes, rather than continuing the style of the first film and playing the jokes almost completely obliviously. Still plenty of jokes land just right and compared to most spoof comedies, it's great fun.




The Frozen Ground (2013) - 6/10

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Pretty decent thriller with Cage and John Cusack. Definitely a breakout role for Vanessa Hudgens, who is almost unrecognizable as a prostitute who just escapes the clutches of a serial killer. She has great timing and reactions most of the time, and is just really convincing in her portrayal of situations and emotions.




Kiss The Girls (1997) - 6/10

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Overall very good 90s thriller with Morgan Freeman as Alex Cross pursuing a serial killer and kidnapper, in the process teaming up with Ashley Judd who manages to escape before becoming a victim herself.
Definitely watchable and it doesn't really offend. It feels very 90s, but in a good, comfortable sort of way.




Along Came A Spider    (2001) - 5/10

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Decent sequel to "Kiss The Girls", following Morgan Freeman's Alex Cross as he gets involved with a kidnapping. Some horrendous 90s CGI, and Monica Potter to rest the eyes on. OK waste of 90 minutes.




Jennifer Eight (1992) - 7/10

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Andy Garcia as a cop getting caught up in a criminal case after relocating to a sleepy smaller town.
If you ever need verification that Uma Thurman is beautiful, this is the movie to watch.
The ending is unfortunately rushed, but a great atmospheric thriller. Mostly classy and character-driven.




Spies Like Us (1985) - 6/10

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Is this a good movie? Not really.
Charmingly 80s? Yes.




Up in the Air (2009) - 7/10

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Entertaining drama sprinkled with comedy, George Clooney plays a man who travels across the US firing people for a living. Has a pleasantly hazy message and resolution, which feels like a breath of fresh air and allows for a more contemplentative style.




Prisoners (2013) - 8/10

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The best film David Fincher never made. Stylistically feels like a cross between "Zodiac" and "Girl With The Dragon Tattoo", even using the same bleak-blue or orange-green color palette and general look as them.
Simply superb film, one of the best this year. Hugh Jackman is phenomenal as the father of a kidnapped daughter, and everyone else are superb aswell, Gyllenhaal, Paul Dano, everyone.
Gripping, tense as hell, and one of the best edited films I've seen in a long time, this thing is 2h30m, but there is not one moment where you aren't on the edge of your seat for one reason or another. The narrative flow of it just needs to be seen for that reason alone.




Mr. Nobody (2009) - 7/10

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Cloud Atlas-like storytelling, weaving together and jumping between different storylines where characters made different decisions at key moments in life.
The structure prevented me from being fully emotionally drawn in, since you are putting a mental puzzle together as you are watching it. I'd imagine repeat viewings will be rewarding though.
Feels a bit Malick-ian in a way that reminds me of Tree Of Life.
Beautiful cinematography, shot on Fuji filmstock which gives it a slightly different color look and contrast curve.
Jared Leto is good, but the actor who plays Leto as a teenager is the highlight of the film, he is superb.




From Hell (2001) - 7/10

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Excellent thriller, I watched it simply because I knew of it and the storyline of Depp chasing Jack The Ripper.
Excellent film in its own right though, which was understandable when I saw that it's based on a Alan Moore graphic novel. Really stylish, with some nighmarish visuals and hallucinatory sequences, the overall look of the film really has a deep red-orange hell-like quality to it.
Most of it looks shot in natural light and there isn't that 3-point "lit" quality to most scenes, which makes the world seem more authentic and raw. Definitely recommended if you want something that dares to occasionally step outside the boundaries of the standard mainstream thriller.




Punch-Drunk Love (2002) - 6/10

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My least favourite PTA film, but it's charming and very intelligently put together. I feels more like a small side project almost, compared to his other films. I think that was the idea for it though, to not be Boogie Nights or Magnolia but different.

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ALEXANDER (2004) - Oliver Stone 3.5 hour cut.

The most flawed of the big historical epics that came out in the early 2000s: Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, and King Arthur. Even the director says it's got problems, hence the three different cuts.

I knew about its weaknesses (casting, accents, too many characters, endless battles, etc) so I brushed up on the real Alexander with various articles, documentaries, lectures, etc. For these big epics, you ideally need a map, a genealogy, a detailed character list, a time-line, and some context. I was treating it more like a dramatised documentary. This subject matter really needs a 10-part mini-series, as it covers 20 years and a lot of the Eurasian continent. 8/10 for effort, but 4/10 for execution.

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Alexander is one of those films I cannot really be objective about; I've simply given it a pass for being a long film about Alexander the Great. I'm not sure it's better than Richard Burton's 1956 version but visually it's a gorgeous film. The multiple cuts serve as a fascinating case study of editing as well.

I think it's let down by bad casting more than any other aspect. It's difficult to be persuaded by Colin Farrell's performance, and Angelina Jolie takes her character a bit too far at times. Admittedly, both of these are arguably director choices.

I agree though, a story of this magnitude really needs more time to breathe - either as a film trilogy (possibly based on Manfredi's book trilogy) or as a miniseries.

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this movie was about 40 minutes too long.  The film was pretty good for the most part, but I felt it was pretty repetitive in the first and second act in spots.

The characters are iconic Scorsese.  Very reminiscent of Goodfellas and Casino.

There's one scene that seems almost like Jonah Hill wrote it...  and I mean that in a bad way...

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this movie was pretty standard.  Nothing really happens that made me care about the characters until the third act.

The fight itself is nothing to write home about either.

Speaking of Alexander, I never understood why he decided to tell the story he told in that movie.  I thought that should have been a very focused "becoming" story. 

The only good thing about that movie is Rosario Dawson.

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6.5/10

You really need to elaborate on this one.

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not the best score.

Really? I thought the score by Vangelis is one of the best things about it! 'Drums of Guagamela' is a great track, as is the 'Titans' theme.

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I'm sure an intellectual argument could be made in favor of it. But to my ears it's between monster movie and Gladiator parody. Just a cacophony of tribal-ish sounding noises and an oddly flat horn section.

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iJim wrote:

I'm sure an intellectual argument could be made in favor of it. But to my ears it's between monster movie and Gladiator parody. Just a cacophony of tribal-ish sounding noises and an oddly flat horn section.

I'm a big fan of Vangelis' music, but I also thought his score didn't really suit the material, especially the battle scenes. It worked when entering Babylon and the Roxanne track on the CD is nice on its own as is the closing credits music 'Eternal Alexander'.

He had the same problem with Mutiny on the Bounty i.e. electronic music doesn't embellish the 18th century setting. Blade Runner, on other hand, is perfectly complemented by the Vangelis sound.

There's also the fashion problem: Synth scores sound so 80s now.

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Brazil (1985)
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Spoilers follow, but you've had nearly 30 years and I get the impression I'm one of the last people to see it so whatever.

Pop personality quiz:
A guy you just met leaves you in his mother's apartment saying not to leave or let anyone in while he goes to 'save' you from the government. What do you do next?
a) Leave and go hide in a less obvious place, considering they're after him too.
b) Stay but find a weapon with which to defend yourself.
c) Search the apartment for information about this guy.
d) Dress up in a wig and see-through dress and frolic around.
If you answered d) you might be the female love interest in an 80s movie.

I guess Terry Gilliam just isn't my bag. Having read 1984 and Brave New World, the beats of this movie were pretty obvious. I had some hope that there would be some twist because Sam seems to actually have a knack for paper work. He's...Bureaucracy Man! Cutting through red tape with a single sweep! But no. He's just Privileged Man who only realizes the system is eeeevil when it's turned against him. Even then he just wants special exceptions for himself and his dream girl. Because he's special, you see. So special. We also learn that creepy stalker obsession 'love' does not conquer all, and specifically not dystopian oppressive regimes. Shocking.

On the up side, there were a number of references to Wall-E.

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On the up side, there were a number of references to Wall-E.

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The Net (1995 - 5/10

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90s thriller. Sandra Bullock comes over some computer floppy disk and becomes the center of attention of some bad people. Actually better than I remembered it, cheesy and corny, but it's actually the most realistic depiction of computers and hacking I've seen in a while, which is kind of sad. Some heavyhanded commentary on our digital identities and how easily manipulated the can be.

Isn't this the film where they need to establish that she's a borderline-autistic, anti-social internet recluse, and they do that by showing her ordering books and groceries from the internet instead of going to an actual store?  My, times have changed.  (Or am I thinking of something else?)

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She definitely orders a pizza online from like pizzahut.com, which seemed mind-blowing and crazy when we saw this in the 90s, and is just the way most people order pizza now. She also has a digital fireplace screensaver she watches instead of using a real fireplace.

Also Dennis Miller is in this movie for some reason.

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I didn't really think about it but in 95 this would have been pretty mindblowing I guess. smile

Recently I've seen Dennis Miller in both Murder at 1600 and The Net, and he's been the most sane, calm person in both movies. I'm not sure if he was on too much drugs, or not enough.



(I don't know if Dennis Miller has ever taken drugs, he always just struck me as that nervous, twitchy character...)

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I didn't really think about it but in 95 this would have been pretty mindblowing I guess. smile

Recently I've seen Dennis Miller in both Murder at 1600 and The Net, and he's been the most sane, calm person in both movies. I'm not sure if he was on too much drugs, or not enough.



(I don't know if Dennis Miller has ever taken drugs, he always just struck me as that nervous, twitchy character...)

If you listen to his radio show he is actually very chill about things, but this now and I'm not sure about his earlier life.

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TechNoir wrote:

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I didn't really think about it but in 95 this would have been pretty mindblowing I guess. smile

Recently I've seen Dennis Miller in both Murder at 1600 and The Net, and he's been the most sane, calm person in both movies. I'm not sure if he was on too much drugs, or not enough.



(I don't know if Dennis Miller has ever taken drugs, he always just struck me as that nervous, twitchy character...)

If you listen to his radio show he is actually very chill about things, but this now and I'm not sure about his earlier life.


Well that's nice to hear actually. Maybe I somehow conflate Dennis Miller with Dennis Leary in his early days.

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TechNoir wrote:

Recently I've seen Dennis Miller in both Murder at 1600 and The Net, and he's been the most sane, calm person in both movies. I'm not sure if he was on too much drugs, or not enough.

(I don't know if Dennis Miller has ever taken drugs, he always just struck me as that nervous, twitchy character...)

Yeah, he was great in Murder at 1600, better than Paul Reiser in similar roles IMO. Too bad he didn't keep acting. He could be on Law & Order or something.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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It has a billion flaws but it's hard for me to hate on Alexander.

I've written two full length scripts about Alexander. It's not easy material to translate for the screen. You're dealing with an entirely different world from ours. For all intents and purposes it's fantasy. I think one of the reasons Gladiator clicked with so many people is because many of the roadblocks audiences encounter (e.g. language, baseline understanding of how the society works, poor grounding in antiquity - sorta like a 7th grader reading Shakespeare for the first time) don't matter; Dude A must kill Dude B or be killed himself. That's pretty universal and doesn't require much beyond a basic awareness of the slave system.

By contrast, not a lot about Alexander lends itself to simple, contextless story telling. It's tempting to do a full biography but I think focusing on a single event or two is probably the best course. Alexander needs to be approached like Lincoln rather than Citizen Kane. An entire movie spent on, like, the effort it took to defeat Porus... and then giving it back to him.

Just saw a webcast with Oliver Stone at the Princeton IAS, and guess what, he's releasing a FOURTH cut of Alexander in 2014, this time 8 minutes shorter than the 3.5 hour Revisted Final Cut.

It's going to be called the Ultimate Cut (after the Theatrical Cut, Directors Cut, and Final Cut). Should be called 'The Whatever Cut'. He's going all Lucas on Alexander's ass.

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I wonder if he will try a chronological approach this time? I do think it jumps about in time a bit too much.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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