As I said on Twitter - they shouldn't be allowed to reboot Troopers when I still have perfectly wearable crew t-shirts from the original. 

On the other hand, all my Blob t-shirts are gone, so that one's fair game.  And fun fact, I discovered a mint condition Batman Returns "penguin puppeteer" t-shirt recently, it ended up in a box long ago and I just never wore it.  So knock it off, Nolan, you're disqualified after all.   

It also made me realize that whenever we talk about doing "Trey" movies, I never seem to remember I worked on that one.  Even though I spent weeks in a refrigerated soundstage with Christopher Walken, Tim Burton, and Danny deVito, along with a hundred penguins in battle armor.  Good times.

I dunno, I can think of a few...

Sixteen-Sided Die Hard
Eat Shit and Die Hard
Tie-Dye Hard (aka The Young McClane Adventures)
Die Fledermaus Hard

If this were the actual title I'd be in line tonight.