Oh.

My god.

Olivia Wilde and Summer Glau came out of the same alien vat

I remember going to see this movie in theaters. I was expecting it to be either horrendously, spectacularly bad, or come together and be as awesome as its title suggests. And it was...neither. It was the same thing as Pirates 4—not spectacularly bad but pathetically bad. And that depressed me. If I'm going to watch a bad movie, I want it to be something like Plan 9 or Pirates 3: utterly, mind-blowingly, zanily bad. Not just depressingly, pathetically subpar. Which is what this was. *sigh* Re-watching it as a Redbox film did nothing to improve the experience.

Great commentary, guys. I laughed harder at this one than I have for a while. On the downside—I'm going to go see Brave with my girlfriend on Thursday, and my already-dim hopes that it could be better than it looks have vanished entirely with your comparing it to this turd.