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It better be in 3D 48fps with CGI Jar Jar and lots of running and punching and lens flares and a ticking time bomb and Harrison grumpy Ford and Bruce phone-it-in Willis, with merchandising Hungry Jacks meal deal tie-ins.
Are they also working on Citizen Kane: Resurrection?
"This Christmas".....
Bwwaaaaaaa......
"One man"
Bwaaaaaaaa.......
"will decide our fate"
"George, you've got to ring that bell by midnight, or the angels will lose their wings and Satan will rule the Earth!"
"Last time, he saw a world where he'd never been born...
This summer, see the world...where ONLY he was born!"
[shot of streets filled with thousands of George Baileys]
Tagline: "On July 19th, lives will be wonderful."
Last edited by Doctor Submarine (2013-11-19 04:04:14)
Karolyn Grimes, who played George Bailey’s daughter “Zuzu” in the original, will return for the “Wonderful Life” sequel as an angel who shows Bailey’s unlikeable grandson (also named George Bailey) how much better off the world would have been had he never been born.
HAHA WHAT. The whole movie is just her going, "Yeah, you kinda fucking suck. Go ahead and jump you piece of shit. You'll be doing the world a favor." This movie cannot be real.
"Last time, he saw a world where he'd never been born...
This summer, see the world...where ONLY he was born!"
[shot of streets filled with thousands of George Baileys]
Tagline: "On July 19th, lives will be wonderful."
The summer release date is the best part!
This will almost certainly be a Jason Statham vehicle. Or maybe Liam Neeson? ("Listen to me very carefully, Mr. Potter. I have a very particular set of skills..."
Karolyn Grimes, who played George Bailey’s daughter “Zuzu” in the original, will return for the “Wonderful Life” sequel as an angel who shows Bailey’s unlikeable grandson (also named George Bailey) how much better off the world would have been had he never been born.
HAHA WHAT. The whole movie is just her going, "Yeah, you kinda fucking suck. Go ahead and jump you piece of shit. You'll be doing the world a favor." This movie cannot be real.
And it ends with him killing himself.
Directed by David Fincher.
"Last time, he saw a world where he'd never been born...
This summer, see the world...where ONLY he was born!"
[shot of streets filled with thousands of George Baileys]
Tagline: "On July 19th, lives will be wonderful."
It's A Onederful Life!
Directed by Tom Hanks
I also love how the title is "It's a Wonderful Life: The Rest of the Story". It implies that the original is incomplete without this new film. Like the world was clamoring for more information on what happened to George and his family after the credits rolled.
(What happened is this, by the way.)
Right. Movies that end "And they lived happily ever after" generally don't require sequels.
"And they lived happily ever after...
BUT WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T?!?!"
Y'know what crappy sequel to a Jimmy Stewart film I'd like to see? The Vertigo/Willy Wonka crossover that was discussed in the Vertigo commentary. That would be glorious.
Also, they'd better retitle this as It's a Wonderful Life II: The Lifening.
Last edited by Abbie (2013-11-19 05:10:44)
Something better explode is all I'm saying...
The real question is, How come The Asylum hasn't made this film already? This is gold, Jerry, gold.
Oh, oh, I got it. It can be like "A Christmas Carol" where George's son is the wealthiest man in town and looses sight of Christmas and Mr. Potter's relative (I don't think he had kids) has to teach him what having a wonderful life really means.
Wait, this is real? I mean, why?
It's A Wonderful Life...
...And Then Sharks.
It's A Wonderful Life...
...And Then Sharks.
Like. Like. ALL THE LIKE.
Called it.
Why do people write entire screenplays without even bothering to check if it's something they could film?!
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