Topic: Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse.

These guys have me scared now, so I thought about it harder this morning than I ever have before. Here's what I came up with.

(This isn't about where to hide or what not to do when it happens. This is simply preparing a duffel bag for when it does.)

We're gonna use modern, Snyder/Boyle zombies. They start as fast as their human counterparts, and only eventually become slow as they decay.

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Ramen bricks.

They stack easily, you could probably fit twice of what you see here inside (the graphic doesn't illustrate depth, after all), they can be eaten dry and will expand in your stomach for that extra bit of full-feeling. That's fifty bricks. You could probably last as many days, but we'll assume you could definitely last twenty-five - almost a month - without needing to forage or steal from your compatriots.

Books.

Seems like an odd choice - this isn't a desert island, it's a fucking zombie apocalypse - but if we've learned anything at this point, the real enemy is human nature. Don't be the one to go insane - read books to keep your wits about you.

Duraflame log.

I'm packing two. (Again, consider depth.) For those who don't know, this is a chunky, gooey chemical brick used to start a fire. But with a log of this size - and staying indoors, as we are, where those no wind - we could divide just one of these into a hundred or more sugar-cube-sized bricks of fire-starting joy.

Matches.

Should be obvious.

Spray paint.

Less obvious. It is not my intention to ever fight a zombie - because fighting one is easy, but once there are a few around and you start to lose track, things get bad fast. That said, it'd be irresponsible not to pack a weapon of some sort. I decided on aerosol-based cans because, combined with matches (or better yet, a Duraflame cube on a stick) you can create a flamethrower good for as long as the can is full.

Why did I go with paint? I thought about this for a while, considering different products - but paint is the only one that will alert outside military forces to your presence. You'll have enough to wall-scribble how many survivors are in your encampment, and five minutes of flamethrower capability, in one can. I'm packing four. Could potentially blind zombies as well, we'll find out.

Tools.

A hammer and as many nails as can slip into the cracks of the duffel. This way, regardless of where your encampment is, you have some ability to form larger weapons out of scraps of your environmental assets. When you're out of those, you have a hammer.

A knife for cutting everything. It's the apocalypse, go crazy. Couches, orcas, whatever you have around. Probably most useful for food and cutting up your Duraflame cubes.

Bag of medicine.

You're going to want a lot of Ambien and a lot of Ibuprofen. Ibuprofen for general pains, Ambien for tranquilizing others who are beginning to go insane. Note to self: consider replacing Ambien with heroin.

Two liter-bottles of gasoline.

Break glass in case of emergency stuff, this is. With no intentions of leaving the camp, the immediate use of the gasoline is as a last-ditch way to put some fire on things. But, if you reach day whatever and it's time to go out, the last thing you want to do in your panicked sprint and lunge for the nearest vehicle is grab a car only to find out it's mostly empty after hitting the road.

Rope.

It's called rope for a reason: you can use it for anything. (That's why they call it rope, right? I don't know the etymology of rope.) Tying up things, tying down things, lifting things, pulling things, swinging things, hanging things. There's really only one thing rope can't do, and you can make that happen if you're horny enough.


What do you think of my duffel? I tried to be very considerate of space and the requirements of the place I'm at. I didn't pack water, that was a cost-benefit analysis. Weighing the chances that I'll have a water source at the time with the limited space of the duffel, I opted out of packing any and stored more practical supplies.

What would you change? Preparedness is important.

Teague Chrystie

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I need to get a duffel and pack it with this same stuff.

I'd probably replace some matches with lighters, or at least have one lighter to use in combo with the spray paint since it may be difficult lighting a match under pressure.

And a torch (that's a flashlight) too. Although it's probably advisable to hide away at night in a secured location (like up a tree), you'd want to be able to see in at night if you are moving around. You'd still have to weigh up the pros and cons of seeing in the dark vs being seen for miles around.

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I'd say you covered most of it. However, while I do understand the logic behind not packing water itself, I think it would be foolish to ignore the stuff entirely. That said, since we are assuming you are in the middle of a city, there should be several sources of water nearby, however I think it would be prudent to plan in case that water source is not clean. Therefore I think a few water purification tablets would be a good idea, small, easy to slip into cracks of your duffel and infinitly useful, just in case.

Also a small bottle of alchohol (the medical kind) or antiseptic couldn't hurt.

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Baseball bat and a compound bow, head north.  Keep heading north.  Don't drive.  Move through the most difficult to navigate terrain possible, as far from civilization as you can manage.  Keep moving north, get your hands on some supplies when you're as north as you can get without freezing to death, then head to the area where you'd normally freeze to death.

It's really the only safe place.  Survive a year up there if you can and you should be fine.



Me? I'm going to let myself be infected, and then put on a suit of kevlar body armor with a fuckton of sharp objects attached to it.  Superzombie, bitch- lets see you internet "survivalists" deal with ME.

When.

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Yeah, I'd replace some of that food with water. You can go weeks without eating, only days without water. And think about it, if all public utilities were shut down tomorrow, where would you find clean, drinkable water? Where would you find food? I think it would be relatively easy to loot the thousands of 7-11's in the world for twinkies and what not. I don't know where I'd find water after those first few days.

Otherwise, I'd add a flash light with a red gel (so as not to wreck one's night vision), a shovel, and some kind of Leatherman multi-purpose tool.

EDIT: Oh, and if necessary to be separate from the Leatherman, a can opener. It doesn't take up much more space but will give you access to all that food in those abandoned grocery stores other people won't be able to get to just because they didn't think of it.

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Why would the water be shut off? Also, I think the *first* thing everyone does is raid grocery stores and 7-Elevens, where presumably some zombies will be, who will have bitten folks coming in to raid them. After a few hours, those places would be zombie hotspots.

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My Brother-in-law bow hunts, and last week he bagged his first Deer of the season.  I bring this up because as a society we have forgotten how to live off the land.  We think of how to survive one of these hypothetical apocalyptic scenarios  in terms of how much food and ammo you can carry, but what happens when all the food on the shelves is gone?  Who here knows how to hunt and prep their own food?  I agree with Kyle, have a compound bow ready to go in closet, and as many arrow shafts and tips you can practically carry.  The Deer he shot, that arrow went through the fucking Deer!  That's some powerful shit!  Sure you can take down an animal with a gun, but sooner or later your going to run out of ammo; arrows can be reused, and bow hunting is silent, so you won't alert the zombies to your presence.

Bear in mind that you can't just pick up any old compound bow and use it; it has to be set to your draw length and weight.  I went out target shooting a couple weeks ago using my Brother-in-law's spare bow, which was set to a 60 lb draw, and since he's a bit bigger than me, the draw was about two inches too long for me.  I got it drawn fully 3 or 4 times, but never with an arrow knocked; the only shot I made I had to have him load the arrow while I held the bow drawn.  I did score a "kill" on the target Deer though, so I feel good about my abilities with a properly set up rig.

As part of my survival plan, if I'm still in the area next season, I'm going to get my hands on a bow and learn to use it.  In the meantime I've at least seen one Deer gone from hanging from a tree to steaks in the freezer, but I'd feel better having done that once myself.  I'd also like to get more handgun training.  I'm comfortable with my rifle marksmanship, but pistols are a different animal. 

Not to re-enforce a stereotype, but I really believe that when the day comes that society falls apart, it's going to be the good ol' boys like my Brother-in-law that are going to be able to take care of themselves.  He can fix anything, and get his own food.

Back on topic, and until I can get a bow fitted to me, I'll be on the lookout for an abandoned M16 for defense.  Some sort of multitool for sure, as well as duct tape and parachute cord.  A regular 4-6 inch knife would also be a good idea, as well as a tomahawk, though preferably one with a hammer end.

Water can be filtered with an old t-shirt, then boiled, so matches / lighters will do for a while, but I'd have one of those flint fire starters as well.  Carry water in a CamelBak for easy of access while moving.

For first aid what I'd really be worried about is some scratch getting infected, or a bout of diarrhea.  Also, two words from an old GI: baby wipes.  I'll add proper clothing to this area as well; long pants, jacket, comfortable durable shoes, hat, sunglasses and rain gear. 

As someone who's had to carry shit on foot over long periods, I have to say this: duffels are a bad idea.  Pack in a backpack! Remember, you have to be able to carry everything with you, and be able to cover ground on foot, so weight is a factor.  Try to keep your pack as light as possible; even as little as 40 lbs can wear you out before long.  A duffel might hold more, but you'll be looking for a Wal-Mart to pick up a new bag within a week.

A small flashlight would probably be a good idea.  In the Army a flashlight was part of your uniform in the field, but the issue "elbow" ones are heavy, and pretty crappy.  I used to carry one of these on me instead; they're light, bright, last quite a while, and you can carry a few different colors and even spare batteries if you plan ahead.  Nice ones even have emergency blinking functions for signaling.  A signal mirror for signaling / grooming as well as a compass also go in the bag.

As far as a general plan, have as much of this stuff ready to go in your bug-out bag, and when the time comes grab it and go.  I wouldn't do to well in the north north, but I agree the best idea is to get as far away from populated areas is the best way to go.  I'd probably head for the mountains and just lay low.  Ideally I'll also have a little AM/FM radio to monitor periodically, but I don't want to carry around a lot of batteries.  I like the idea of books, but again, weight is an issue.  I'd go with some sort of outdoor survival manual.

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Guns are a terrible, terrible idea, guys.  Not only is everyone going to have one and be nervous as hell (which is why you stay the FUCK away from people, even living ones), but they're loud.  Great way to turn picking off a lone zombie to bringing a horde down on your head.

Not to mention that they jam, they're prone to effects of the weather, and run out of ammo.  You fire a bullet, that bullet isn't going to be fired again.  Not that you're going to be ABLE to retrieve every arrow, but you can retrieve some- and with practice, you can make your own out of various materials that aren't going to be looted immediately following the apocalypse.

However, if you DO have a gun, do yourself a favor and don't aim for the fucking head.  Unless you're Matt or someone like Matt, you probably can't hit a running target six inches wide and 12 inches tall, while you yourself are moving.  Best bet is to aim for the legs, hope you shatter a bone.  Dead or not, you take out the wheels and the car slows down.

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I'd make my way to a marina and grab the biggest yacht and travel the oceans until this ZA nonsense is over. Maybe 130ft, big enough that it has a water-maker. Enough weapons for when i have to get food and gas.

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beldar wrote:

I'd make my way to a marina and grab the biggest yacht and travel the oceans until this ZA nonsense is over. Maybe 130ft, big enough that it has a water-maker. Enough weapons for when i have to get food and gas.

This is another decent idea.  Best if you can get a few buddies who know how to sail, and then you can travel without needing a ton of gas.

Only problem is that the sea is inherently pretty dangerous in and of itself- experienced sailors die at see all the time.

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Kyle wrote:
beldar wrote:

I'd make my way to a marina and grab the biggest yacht and travel the oceans until this ZA nonsense is over. Maybe 130ft, big enough that it has a water-maker. Enough weapons for when i have to get food and gas.

This is another decent idea.  Best if you can get a few buddies who know how to sail, and then you can travel without needing a ton of gas.

If zombies can't swim there's probably some domestic islands that would be pretty safe, while allowing access to the coast for raiding. Grand Island, between Buffalo and Niagara Falls, would be perfect except getting rid of the four steel bridges would be difficult. You'd even get farm land.

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I'm not seeing nearly enough socks here. Seriously. You can deal with a lot of hardship in this world as long as you have dry socks.

So more socks.

Also … on the subject of medical supplies. We need some improvement here. You're obviously going to want a wide variety of bandages, and plenty of tape. Basically you should be prepared for anything from a nasty scrape to a traumatic below-the-knee amputation. (There's no point in preparing for a traumatic above-the-knee amputation; once the femoral artery is breached, you won't have time to complain much before the cold dark.)

Also, these. Trauma scissors. Best thing in the world for cutting off clothing, or for cutting bandages.

Once you've bandaged yourself up, you're going to need to deal with blood loss to stave off hypovolemic shock. Stock up on IV starter kits, and as many saline, D5 and banana bags as you can carry (which unfortunately won't be that many; that shit's heavy).

Now comes the time when you're going to have to put some stitches in. Get ahold of a large stock of prepared disposable sutures; they come in little sterile packs slightly bigger than a condom. Each one has a length of suture material pre-adhered to a needle of various gauges. They're kind of medieval, but if you can only stock one kind, get the episiotomy kits. The needles are quite large, and easy to drive when you're in a shit-just-got-real situation.

In the pre-apocalypse period (brief though it may be) spend some time googling up suture techniques. Practice the shit out of driving and tying sutures one-handed. Why? Cause sooner or later you're gonna need to suture your hand, dumbass.

For anything more serious than a healthy laceration, you're going to want basic surgical supplies: disposable scalpels, hemostats, mayo scissors, dissecting forceps. In the post-zombie environment, a good-sized splinter can lead to a fatal staph infection, so be prepared to dig foreign bodies out of your pink, supple flesh. Pack betadine for this. It's cheap, it comes in bottles that are easy to transport, and it can make the difference between life and death.

And fuck it. Might as well pack a bone saw as well. Google Aron Ralston, then let us speak no more of this.

Now on to the subject of post-op care. Take that ibuprofen you so carefully packed and cram it up your ass, for all the good it'll do. Replace it with aspirin. That'll take care of almost all pains, as long as you're not a pussy. If you're a little bit of a pussy, pack a stash of COX-2 inhibitors: Celebrex, Vioxx, drugs in those families. Those drugs will take most pain out for drinks, seduce it and leave it crying in the morning.

For the real deal, though, there's no way around it: You're gonna need some morphine. Get the single-use syrettes; when your hands are shaking and you're getting tunnel-vision from the blood loss, you don't want to have to try to load and inject a reusable syringe.

If you're carrying morphine, you must also carry naloxone. It's a morphine agonist, and you're going to need it on that occasion when you can't remember if you injected two syrettes or three, and you're not ready to take the easy way out yet.

Next, load up on antibiotics. You'll need several kinds. Pack a penicillin-type, like augmentin. Then pack a cephalosporin like cefaclor, because it works on penicillin-resistant bugs. Then pack a fluoroquinolone like cipro to use on the stuff that neither the penicillins nor the cephalosporins will kill.

You're gonna want metronidazole for protozoans, and mebendazole for parasites. Antifungals and antivirals will be a luxury.

Now for the really fun stuff: Oil of cloves. If you know what that is, you know where I'm going with this, and odds are fair you're already cringing. Pack your oil of cloves next to your extraction forceps, then try your damnedest to forget they're there until you absolutely need them. Then, when you do, man the fuck up, tear out your own infected tooth, pack the socket with gauze and try to go on with your life.

Finally, a high note: Bring pregnancy tests, and obstetric forceps, a cord clamp and a suction bulb. Because life — we all hope and pray — goes on.

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Dibs on Jeffery in the apocalypse. I get him.

Teague Chrystie

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Jeffery Harrell wrote:

Finally, a high note: Bring pregnancy tests, and obstetric forceps, a cord clamp and a suction bulb. Because life — we all hope and pray — goes on.

By the same token, birth control until your situation is pretty good should probably be on the list. You'll have to weigh the risks of having a pregnant companion (or being so yourself) on the run verses the risks of the various forms of contraception. A friend of mine died from blood clots due to the pill, and unless you have a harem with you the risk might not be worth it. I doubt you can carry enough condoms to make them worth while smile

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Just put out the sign and get the snowplows and Soylent Green trucks.

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So what weapons would be appropriate? I was thinking a sword or a spear. Hiding away in a remote place isn't a long-term survival option. Ultimately, to survive a zombie apocalypse, you have to kill them all. So you need to be able to kill them quickly and safely, preferrable without making too much noise or getting too close.

A bow may be suitable for hunting (assuming the animals aren't going to be zombies as well) but it'd be a poor choice for taking down zombies. Your ammo would be too limited (and would run out much faster than bullets, since you will rarely be able to secure an infested area long enough to wander around and retrieve them) and you'd have to be very skilled to hit heads. With a slow reload time, you'd also get overwhelmed too easily.

To start with, a back-up pistol is a necessity. You may not want to use it as your main weapon but it'd would come in handy when things get a bit more hectic than you bargained for.

As a long range weapon I'd take a sniper rifle. With the approach to survival being a matter of eliminating the zombies in your area, you'd need to park yourself in a secure position and practice taking them out, killing as many as you can. The danger of zombies is their melee attack, and a sniper rifle removes that by putting you as far away as possible.

But eventually you'll run out of bullets for your guns, so a melee weapon is a must. But you need to keep yourself as far away as possible so a knife or hammer is suicidal. A big axe is too unwieldy and slow so that's out as well. I was thinking a sword, either a viking type or a bastard sword, one that can be used both one-handed and two-handed and is relatively simple and quick to use. None of this samurai sword crap. You want a weapon that you can swing both ways and that stabs as well. Unless you're trained, you want the weight of the sword to do a lot of the work for you.

And speaking of stabbing, you'll want an edged spear. One of the oldest weapons, the spear is perfect for medium range combat. Allowing you to stab or make short swipes at exposed targets about 4 feet away. You don't have to be a martial arts whiz to use it proficiently.

If you were serious about living through this, you should think about armour too. Especially on your legs, arms and shoulders.  Even the most crude forms of armour can ward off bites, human teeth aren't the most dangerous weapons out there.

And grab a shield if you can too. Nothing fancy or overly large, just something you can use to bash or push zombies without putting your hands on them.

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The bag in the graphic is probably the most flammable/potentially explosive thing I've ever seen in my life.

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Ha!

Anyway, I'm sticking to my strategy for now. Last as long as I can in one place, and not leave, and not try to fight zombies. I'm leaving that to people who are probably more qualified - not just the military and national guard, but, like, people with guns who know how to use them.

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