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(22 replies, posted in Creations)

What he said.

The only thing I don't like about these is that they aren't desktop wallpaper size.

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(219 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I hope thy don't add too many new features, to be honest... I've already got precious few unbound keys on my keyboard in Arma 2...

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(35 replies, posted in Off Topic)

given what I know about New Zealand, I'll say:

1) Sheep
2) Lamb
3) Rolling green hill
4) Peter Jackson
5) Sheep again

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(133 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yeah, I bet he pees in this one, too. Possibly trying to make it his hallmark? Arnold's got "I'll be back", Johnny Depp has cornered the market on weirdo-but-likable characters, Shia has legal ownership of the word "no" in several states. Fassbender pees on camera.

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(109 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Making a spreadsheet of film recommendations?

You belong here.

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(133 replies, posted in Off Topic)

yeah, it's nice to see a film maker say "You know what's creepier than robots that look like people but show no emotion? Robots that look like people and DO show emotion, but in a weird, inhuman way."

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(126 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So according to Deadline, Paramount pushed GI Joe into 2013 so they could reshoot a buttload of stuff and basically change the movie so that Channing Tatem's "duke" character doesn't die at the beginning. This, obviously, means that they'll have to shoe-horn his character into the movie somehow, and will probably require quite a bit of reshooting to pull off.

The reason they decided to do this was because the lack of Duke was one of the major complaints from their test audiences, who rated the film "mediocre to bad". I shall extrapolate a bit based on this information, but go with me on this for a minute. This leads me to believe that they had quite a lot of people in their test audiences who are - think about this, now - apparently fans of the first movie. So they're taking advice from the sort of people who liked the first movie on how to make the second movie. Further, those same people thought the new film was 'bad', but bad in what sense? I personally know people who loved GI Joe, and most of them don't like movies like Die Hard, Alien, Children of Men or Ronin, but love the shit out of the Transformers films, Battleship, Alien vs Predator and Boondock Saints (both one and two...).

So my theory right now is that this Chu fellow may have actually made a pretty decent flick, but the people going to the test screening didn't like it for any number of reasons, though one of the major reasons was the death of a major character early in the film which apparently got a significant number of complaints. I am now hoping like crazy that they release both versions on the DVD / Bluray so I can see if I'm right about this. My theory is that the film as it is now is probably pretty good, but the resulting clusterfuck of a reshoot / re-edit will turn the film into a pile of incomprehensible garbage.

Totally unrelated bit of fluff from some guy on reddit who apparently watched all the Tarantino films recently:

"As it turns out, Donny Donowitz, ‘The Bear Jew’, is the father of movie producer Lee Donowitz from True Romance – which means that, in Tarantino’s universe, everybody grew up learning about how a bunch of commando Jews machine gunned Hitler to death in a burning movie theater, as opposed to quietly killing himself in a bunker."

If we're considering films written by tarantino as well, then Natural Born Killers probably fits in there somewhere as well.

The guy basically says that even tarantino's "movies the people from pulp fiction watch" are also in-cannon with the other films because they're either A) films that are dramatized versions of reality or B) are films made by the characters in his other films. IE, that Kill Bill isn't just a movie starring Uma Thurman as "The Bride", it's a movie starring Uma Thurman as Mia Wallace as "The Bride", and that Inglorious Basterds is most likely a film produced or directed by a guy about his father's involvement in the plot to kill Hitler. The Bear Jew is the one that shoots the fuck out of Hitler, after all.

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(109 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Perhaps you could list some of the other good threads we've had, in case I've missed some of them?

"I'm gonna make a prequel and a sequel for THX1138 in 3D that will both be better than the first one. I originally wrote the story that way, but I only had enough money to make the middle part..."

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(109 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Invid wrote:

I will toss in the required non-Pixar animated suggestions.

  • The Wings of Honnamise- an incredible tale of a nations first attempt at space flight (its beauty and detail all the more amazing because it was created by a bunch of geeks after a fan film got some attention). Watch it subtitled, as the English dub changes two critical lines of dialog

  • Voices of a Distant Star- one man on a Mac created this incredibly moving short

  • Nausicca of the Vally of the Wind- actually, any Miyazaki film will do, but this is one of his best.

  • Watership Down- adaptation of the novel.

  • Batman The Animated Series- what can you do when told to make a kids superhero show? This. Also the anime series Mobile Suit Gundam for the same "they turned a toy commercial into THAT?" vibe.

LOL I double post.

I have to address this, cause I love this post.

1) Wings of Honnamise is a great film and is criminally unknown even in anime circles. Love that movie and how it handles the themes going on.
2) The same guy who did Voices of a Distant Star ended up starting his own studio, hiring some people and making a couple more movies (and probably more since it's been several years since the last that I'm aware of). First was "5cm/sec" which is a collection of three shorts about a guy's long-distance relationship with a girl at three different points in his life. I completely love the first of the three and consider it the best thing he's ever done. The second one is pretty good as well. The third is... not...

He then made a movie called "The Place Promised In Our Early Days" which is a feature film and is pretty damn good despite the way it uses the standard anime trope of going completely batshit insane in the last act.

3) Yes. Though Porco Rosso is my favorite of his movies, the manga of Nausicaa is one of the greatest fantasy stories ever told. The movie version is only about half the story told in a condensed way. I'd love to see someone actually do the whole series as a film trilogy or something. It is the definition of epic and I highly recommend the books.

4) Plague Dogs, by the same people who made Watership Down, is also quite good. I think Watership goes back and forth between being a silly kid's film and being a horrifyingly dark adult film. Plague Dogs is 100% pitch black adult film that only occasionally does something lighthearted or whimsical.

5) I have no comment on Batman.

I will make recommendation for you! If you've not seen them, check out:

1) Perfect Blue. "It's what Hitchcock and Walt Disney would make if they worked together" says idiot US film critic! It's a Kon film, so you've probably already seen it.

2) Now and Then, Here and There. Miniseries of - I think - 12 episodes, each an hour or so long. It starts out kinda goofy, with a kid who's sorta happy-go-lucky who meets a weird girl named "La La Lu" and then people riding giant robotic dragon pokemons show up to kidnap her. However, after a couple of episodes you realize where it's going, and then you eventually get to some of the climactic moments of the series and just... It's one of the better examples of character development / arcs and overall themes I've seen in anime. DO NOT watch the dubbed version. Dear god they brutalized a few of the characters in the dub.

3) Paranoia Agent. Dozen episodes. Most of the episodes focus on a different character, though there's more overlap to the stories in the second half of the series. It tackles a lot of different subjects, but deals mostly with people who are unable to cope with some serious problem they have and how they avoid dealing with it. This one, again, veers into batshit crazy territory in the last couple of episodes, but it's worth a watch.

4) Tekkonkinkreet. Batshit pretty much all the way through it, but has a lot going on under all the crazy.

5) Mindgames. Batshit doesn't even come close to describing what this is.

Sorry, I just don't often talk about anime. I usually avoid it like the plague cause I've found most of it to be really dumb or too obviously trying to be smart or whatever, and then they end with some Deus Ex Machina metaphysical BS. I stopped watching them because I'd get all invested in the characters and story and everything would build and swell into a climactic moment, and then it would anticlimax and I'd get narrative blueballs.

Also, Persepolis was a pretty good foreign animated flick.

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(109 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Best Jackie Chan movie? Killer Meteor. Best Jackie fight sequence ever.

You should also watch City Of God. Good flick, tho dark as all hell.

I was kidding about Killer Meteor btw. It's pretty funny, tho.

To be fair, the videogame magazine business went that way all at once, not just VG&CE. A LOT of magazines did that around the same time and paid the price. RIP Next Generation, tho EDGE lives on and is still pretty decent. Not as good as it used to be, tho. There were a few teams who basically said "no, we don't want to make an EGM or PC Gamer clone, we want to keep doing this our way", and those people got their magazines outright cancelled. It was more of a publisher thing than an editorial one.

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(109 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Well, PG does mean "Parental Guidance". Wages of Fear was on netflix instant up until a couple months ago.

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(109 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I agree with Teague. Princess Bride is a special case, cause I honestly don't like it that much, but if you've never seen it then watch it, because you can't truly understand about 40% of the internet unless you have.

For foreign movies, I will add:

Seven Samurai / Sanjuro / Yojimbo / Ran / Ikiru / High and Low / Red Beard
(Just about anything Kurosawa ever made, really...)
Hana-Bi / Sonatine / Brother (or Outrage, tho it's not at the same level, really...)
Twilight Samurai / The Hidden Blade / Love And Honor
(Anything Yôji Yamada has done since Twilight Samurai, really...)
13 Assassins
The Chaser
Delicatessen / City Of Lost Children
Let The Right One In (The US version is close-but-no-cigar in my opinion)
Life Is Beautiful / Johnny Steccino (aka Johnny Toothpick)
Hard Boiled
La Strada

For more US / English flicks:

Fargo
Ronin
Heat
Cop Land
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill
The Terminator / Terminator 2
First Blood
Die Hard
Lethal Weapon

To be continued by another person...

I have about a page worth of hate for Lucas that has nothing at all to do with ruining star wars or indy or whatever. They're movies. Get over it.

No, I hate George Lucas because he's a hack and a con artist and a fucking asshole.

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(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

Movie based on kid's show spawned from set of movies rebooting the franchise. The animated movie was better than the franchise reboot that spawned it.

Mask of the Phantasm is the third best batman movie ever made, until Rises comes out, at least...

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(346 replies, posted in Off Topic)

More appropriate for this thread:
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(36 replies, posted in Episodes)

pffft...  whatever. I used to like that avatar guy when he first started posting, but the more I see him post, the more I've realized that he's got some serious problems. People just like him cause it's the popular thing to do. Now Trey's all "avatar's all smart, you should listen to him" and whatever... Fuck that shit. I don't need Trey to tell me who I like or what comments to listen to.

avatar sucks.
Just kidding. I hope no one needs hidden text to get that I'm kidding, but it's here in case I need to point it out. I'm kidding. Seriously. This is a joke post.

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(36 replies, posted in Episodes)

This is kinda why I wanna see more older movies get re-released in theaters. In 2010 this was a commentary for a decade-old film, but now it's a commentary for a film that's in the theater right now. Now we can witness a whole new generation of young people pretend they didn't like the movie while secretly going to see it a half dozen times in the theater.

For me, I saw this flick three or four times in the theater. Jurassic Park still holds the record for amount of money taken from me in the theater.

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

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(74 replies, posted in Episodes)

I don't think anyone says that...

Also, I have to say that I kinda wish the aliens had killed that kid at the baseball game. Not specifically targeted him, just ran him down when they decided the overpass was being too aggressive. That would have been a great kick the cat moment. Also, I wish the alien had cut off one of the amputee's metal legs so the prosthetic could have gotten some use in the fight sequence there:

Fight fight fight, alien cuts off amputee's leg, amputee lands on back stunned, dodges some kind of attack in the nick of time, shuffles backwards on the ground while the alien continues an assault, amputee catches the alien's arm just as the... stabby weapon thing is about to cut him wide open, they glare at each other as each of them struggle to overpower the other...

BAM!! Skinny scientist dude smashes the alien in the face with the amputee's severed prosthetic. After they beat the alien to death, the scientist says something like "Yeah, we kicked it's ass!" and the amputee says something like "That's my leg, motherfucker, I kicked it's ass."

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Balls of solid steel:

Jump from a mile up with a wingsuit instead of a parachute. Landed on cardboard boxes.

Described landing as "comfortable" and "soft".

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(11 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I was thinking the exact same thing. The dude was in Wild Wild West and Hancock. If anyone should be double-checking his scripts, it's him.

Huh. Well, maybe if Dorkman works fast enough they can get it in theaters by December.

In other news, the guy who directed Chronicle is going to be directing a film adaptation of Shadow of the Colossus. He's also trying to get a Fantastic Four reboot off the ground and is working on an adaptation of the comic "The Red Star".

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(99 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Hana-Bi (Fireworks). Takeshi Kitano flick. There's very little dialogue going on, and what little of it is there isn't expository at all. It's a pretty minimalist film overall. It's about a guy who's a cop who has a wife dying of leukemia, and a partner who gets shot and paralyzed from the waist down. He finds the guy who shot his partner and kills him, getting one of his men killed in the process and he gets kicked off the force. Without a stream of income, he decides to take a loan from a loan shark so he can buy a junker car to use for a robbery where he gets a ton of money. He then takes his wife on, basically, their last holiday together while both the cops and the gangsters he screwed over tail after him. Meanwhile, his paralyzed ex-partner struggles with life in a wheelchair and thoughts of suicide. The film juxtaposes their two stories in a meaningful way that I won't go into.

99% of that plot is delivered to you with visuals. Even though I just told you the plot, I didn't actually give away the movie at all. It's not really about the plot, it's about the two guys and how their situations are similar and different. It's about the relationships and the lack thereof. It's one of the most emotional stories I've ever seen, yet the main character in particular has about one facial expression the whole time. I consider it to be one of the greatest films ever made. It's pretty much my favorite movie, tho, so I may be biased. Oh, look, it's a trailer!

Also, next person...  Same question. I like this question a lot.