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HARRY POTTER I: THE SORCERER'S PHILOSOPHER


Below goes off iPod chaptering times from Ch. 10:
13:00 - 15:04 Going into source material and laying groundwork without the whole worked out in the beginning; choosing what to keep/toss for the screenplay with limited visibility. (M)
15:05 - 16:03 : Sean Biggerstaff's role believability. *
21:07 -22:10 (1:21:25) HP Films as history of VFX, rise of London's industry, and collabs. The Mill DNeg, Framestore, ILM cameo.

Normal timecodes:

1:10:03 - 1:11:45  "Actual" [since it's relative] witches' broomstick riding etiquette. Superman, recumbent, and pontoon brooms.

1:17:04 - 1:18:24  Warwick Davis is in everything, multiple times in multiple roles in multiple incarnations. Ahmed Best makes a referential cameo.

1:18:53 - 1:19:45 Not an Easy World, folks! Strap yo'selves in, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

1:19:46 - 1:21:03 Christopher Lee as Almost!Dumbledore, still alive, damn it, world rejoices, Lee waves from therapy.

1:22:14: Trey on tracking as a Breakthrough.

1:22:24: Anthony: "That troll...is very retarded." Mike: "Well, that's the thing about trolls..."
1:22:41: Trey: "Trolls are not known for being bright. If you've been on the Internet...you realize."

1:23:12- 1:23:27 Troll doll for the ickle kiddies.
1:24:16- 1:26:27 Bad guy in FRIGHTENERS, Brad Dourif as Snape, Alan as Snape
1:26:28- 1:32:00  Quidditch
1:27:09  Teague: "They walk through the Gimbal Door!", etc

1:27:55 -1:29:19 The Dumbledore Trope [Yoda vs. Dumbledore, "Do they have a Senate?"]
1:30:23 Mike: "Sports games don't make sense!" Quidditch as satire.
1:30:54 Squiggly_P: Quidditch is Calvinball.
1:31:22 - 57 Teague: BLAST FROM THE PAST Illustration and "I GET IT! BECAUSE HE MUST!"

1:32:00 - 1:32:57 Trey on Robin Williams.
1:33:39 Snape as MJ, Alan as Johnny Depp.
1:34:14 Snitch as a sex term, Mike: "It's not THAT new, its just a mispronunciation."
1:34:40 - 1:35:12 Unsuccessful shots, "The greenscreen loves you! You are in my soul tormenting me."

1:35:15 - 1:35:49 Columbus!Hogwarts not actually so close, spread out over countryside, many extras were confused, then later directors get tired of finding them and build cohesive sets at Leavesden. NO MATTE PAINTINGS FOR YOU!

1:35:50- 1:37:24 Trey on working on the Universal Orlando Simpsons ride while Wizarding World was being built, new sets seen while doing research on WW in London.

1:38:32 - 1:38:53 Brainstorming for Back to the Future replacement ride.
1:39:00 - 1:40:00 Invisibility Cloak tattoo, "That was quite a stretch. I think I pulled something."
1:40:40 - 1:46:40 Wonderland definition. [Magic Bean on Steroids, must be cohesive]

1:49:00 - 1:50:00 Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone verbal scene re-shoot and history of the Thing Itself. British-American conversions

1:50:40 1:52:30 Norbert, sub-surface scattering, plasticky wings
1:52:24 Teague: "My mom's plastic wings are SAINTS!"
1:52:35 Filch, Charlie Chaplin analogue
1:53:00 "Neville was actually a part of many of these adventures...Oh, he got WHITEWASHED out of this!"
1:53:15 Quidditch progressively lessens throughout

1:53:45 - 2:02:01 Scorsese/Tarantino/Nolan on P/SS, Americanizing, Britishness, Movie AUs, branching out into directorial String theory. Sequels.

2:02:03 - 2:03:44 Re-shoots.
2:04:00- 2:05:41 Damnyouautocorrect.com / Passiveagressivenotes.com

2:06:02 Mike: "This is Wizard 'Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader?'" / Trey: "Encyclopedia Brown: The Wizard", Kobiyashi Maru: Hogwarts Edition.

2:08:00 - 2:08:48 Parents-are-dead, IS IT A TROPE?
2:09:18 Mike : "Oh, magic! Sure, why not?"
2:10:47 Trey : "The more you knowwww!" "You can't just go, 'MAGIC!'"
2:11:57 Anthony: "Chinese is harder than magic."

2:13:00 Ron is a victim of editing
2:15:27 Trey: "I will sacrifice myself so you can go on!"/ hits the Series Theme
2:16:43 Mike: "We are going to throw the kid...while his parents are at Craft Services."
2:18:22 Unused shot example, different angles
2:19:34 Evil Wizard Arabian Nights Johnny Quest Monologue.
2:20:37 "There's more Quirrell in the book!"

2:21:00 - 2:21:53 Mild Horcrux explanation.
2:22:43 Legacy VFX
2:23:20 Erised Internal Magic Bean
2:24:00 Thestral Derailed Retcon, Death Comprehension (is that going to be a class later?)
2:25:12 Voldemort going 'See ya, Potter! Mwahahaha!'
2:25:46 Richard Harris isn't quite invested in the role of Dumbles. Time-Turner needed. Requisition one from Dept. of Mysteries- OotP hadn't happened yet. Don Knotts! Whitney Houston!

2:27:23 Secret detection books, LOVE (needs moar explanation, Dumbles!) Denzel as Dumbles.
2:28:37- 2:30:00  "Potter, LET ME READ MY PAPER!" Christopher Walken as Voldie, Dumbles, Snape. Full Walken

2:30:47 - 2:32:48 Mike: "Harry Potter always wins for showing up." / Methods of Rationality (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/H … ationality) by LessWrong on fanfiction.net (and the profile page with extras/fanart/chronology/backstory is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/~lesswrong

2:34:58 "I'M PUTTING THE BABY IN!"
2:35:30 Tighten the movie up!
2:37:18 Masterful execution of literary almost-retcon.
2:38:23 Director is not the end-all-be-all, neither author. Editiiiiiiing!
2:39:47 I AM JK ROWLING, I CAN OWN YOU, I WRITE THINGS, AND EVERYONE SHALL DIE! So there.

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I can do 113-120 for ya. wink

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Cloe's rant about fairy tales from PAN'S LABYRINTH and how they need to make sense- involved guys working at a college bar who wanted to seem smarter (not sure about the timecode, though.)

Also Mike's Lassie-esque What-Are-You-Trying-To-Tell-Me-Movie?!? ranty Thing at 1:53:30 - 1:54:02

Also at the end of a comm, but in CONSTANTINE, (Brian starts first at 2:03:00, then Mike comes in at 2:03:13) with the Spear-of-Cockblocked-Destiny vagina witticism. And then all of you proceed to wheeze and laugh and crack the fuck up all over the place for nearly the rest of the recording. XD

ETA: The Back-To-The-Hobo full explanation! (which I think is in SUNSHINE, but I can't find it- it was about TRANSFORMERS, but on another commentary)

The Cs of Britain for V FOR VENDETTA (also preceded by Miki's slit-mesh insights around 2:04-5:00) starts at 2:13:39 with:
Miki's question about Costumes,
which leads to Teague's Cauldron, Castle, and Cape/Cloak,
Trey's Crown,
Teague's Chips,
Mike's Cunts,
Teague's Copper,
Miki's Cockney,
Trey's Cheese, Cottages, [Cottage Cheese?], and Country,
Teague's Ceremony,
Mike's Comfy Chair,
and Teague's CCTV at 2:15:00

(written with quite a few pauses for laughter) smile

Edit The Second while I'm at it: Tokes and Stokes is somewhere in PULP FICTION, I think, close to....the dealer's house coming onscreen the first time?

While looking through SUNSHINE, I happened upon the methods of death/suicide/YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *sigh* discussion : 1:19:27 - to Mike at 1:20:27.

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I use it, but when I bought it the price was $4.99. Not as big of a dent, all things considered.

You can watch DiF's feed on it, though there's a five- or six-second delay beyond what you'd see on a desk/laptop. Works over 3G, too...good for airports or catching a comm when you happen to be away from home. *cough*

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**Possible (semantic) Spoiler warning for the movies and books, just in case**

HP has loads of depth present within the books, so much that encyclopedic ones have been written by many just to explain parts of said depth. The books, in those cases (both the canon and...extracurricular ones) have the ability to flesh that out with no real worry as to length. *eyes Book 5/OotP somewhat fondly* This:

Zarban wrote:

I just wish Harry weren't constantly having things explained to him by Hermione and used magic more that wasn't just knocking people down.

is a near direct result of Kloves having the task of compacting most of those layers of depth into an incredibly limited space while ALSO having the responsibility of communicating them to people who have not read/listened to the books and all of the backstory in detail. Hermione's (and several others') explaining has plenty of wiggle room in JKR's arena, but much less so in the movies. If I recall correctly, Emma is given other characters' lines/perspectives sometimes to serve that purpose.

The "knocking-down magic" stems from the book series being (at least at first) geared toward children (Now, that's most likely just one aspect of it, but.). Harry doesn't use anything stronger than Expelliarmus and Stupefy as his signatures because, as far as we see in the majority of the books, that's the most he was taught. Expelliarmus in Lockhart's Dueling Club - courtesy of Snape, where it blasted Lockhart pretty far off - and Stupefy because it was a submissive maneuver used (and the first one he's seen and heard the incantation to) in the Quidditch World Cup aftermath. Since those were the first offensive spells he was exposed to, they become his bread-and-butter for offense pretty much until he splits off from Hogwarts in DH. Then the more...complicated spells he learns after that are either from battle observation, or field necessity and Hermione/Ron/Other Significant Person using them with the incantations audible or shown to him (after which point, he is able to put them to use himself).

As for the rest of it, Harry's been put on a pedestal by the rest of the Wizarding World, who idolize him for something he has no idea how he accomplished or how to give a repeat performance, as it were. This gives him gigantic expectations to fulfill. Dumbles' reluctance to train him due to the man's (understandable) emotional attachment to preserving Harry's innocence provides severe setbacks to this. As a result, Harry needs a complex support system to fill in the gaps. Yet, the wider World sees nothing of that, they only get that "Ooh, he defeated the evil dictator before, so he MUST know how to do it again!" - with the cocktail of yellow journalism and a press monopoly thrown in to skew public opinion. As the series moves forward, he gleans the knowledge from his support system to finally do his task in the end like Mike said, but he would never have gotten that far without his friends and haphazard experiences each year filling in the gap left by Dumbledore's too-little-too-late training.

Dorkman wrote:

HARRY POTTER IS SERIOUS BUSINESS ZAR AN

Trufax. *nods* smile

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Dorkman wrote:

It can be shitty, but it's also business.

True enough, looks like. Essentially at-the-mercy-of-the-Suits? Aww. *shakes fist at sky slightly*


Dorkman wrote:

...in exchange for the possibility of his work becoming a for-real film, the screenwriter sells the rights to the studio. It's not licensed or loaned. The studio owns it.

Selling to a studio, then, leads to any entitled residuals should the movie from said script be brought to life in whatever form as long as the screenwriter/director/source doesn't...abdicate from it like Moore did with VENDETTA?

The possibility's worth it - especially in the (uncommon? Since the material distributed sans private funding is likely much less than screenwriters, etc. actually produce; but I may be missing a facet of the process somewhere) event that the film is a hit, or successful via a big enough base and ticket sales. Said creatives in that case are then set (I think?) for the present and their next venture, which increases interest if it's successful in turn, until something stops the cycle? (like what would have happened if this:

Trey wrote:

So the filmmakers were ordered to be careful not to advertise it to imply that the sequel was something King had written or endorsed.

hadn't been done?)


Dorkman wrote:

The director is a hired gun [...] the architect can't stop you because it isn't and never was his house, it's your house.

For some reason that concept never quite made sense for me (the hired gun connecting with the rest of the overall process) despite the various discussions on DiF, until now. Perfect- thanks! smile


Dorkman wrote:

If the screenwriter and/or director is also the producer, especially the executive producer (i.e. money guy) then there IS a claim to ownership and an element of creative control.

These exceptions happening if they do because of recognition, et. al. from previous work, networking, and the like? (would TITANIC be an example?)

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Has anyone mentioned Canterbury yet? xD

So not even DIRECTORS, let alone screenwriters, the people or individuals without whom there would be no plot, and thus no reason for the movie to practically exist, get to intervene when someone misinterprets and fucks their vision over?

That's shitty, to say the least. hmm

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Damn, sirs, you certainly work fast! Much appreciated. big_smile

And you all - including

Miki wrote:

Be gentle, guys.  It's my first time.  I'm markedly nervous and shitting myself.  lol

Ms. New Correspondent there - did a stellar job! Looking forward to listening to it again.

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I've never seen/read any of Vendetta's source material, and it's been a couple years since I actually saw the movie. From what I remember, though, it blew me away.

What with the amazingly executed mind games toward the middle and end, V being so enigmatic and a fair bit distant for the majority of the movie, with shades and flashes of humanity escaping toward the surface at the same time, then the ending spectacularly blowing that lid off in a totally unexpected way...it affected me on a level I didn't even know existed at the time. That's not to say anything about the REST of the cast either.

Great movie, and really excited you're doing it!

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Might be around, may not, depending on when my family leaves. If it's still going by then, I'll definitely be there!

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redxavier wrote:

"god is the magic bean". Genius.

I'm sensing a bumper sticker/t-shirt idea here...

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Haven't finished the whole commentary yet, but before I forget:

Trey's comment on the scrambled eggs/hookers being an endless chain of hatching pods made me wonder...Pods =/= Tribbles? smile

I have Tunisia forming itself, Estelle Getty, Jack Gilford, Bruce Woodley, peeps from soap operas, and Walter Brennan, but Coleridge and Randy Pausch both died then as well. Hm.

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I've got a few...hope they're helpful! smile

- What's one feature that any or all of you wish the podcast had, but doesn't right now?
- Favorite parts of making the commentaries?
- Any piece of advice overall mentioned on the podcasts that you wish filmmakers would use the most?
- What got Brian interested in Star Trek, etc?
- Genres of film (or TV) the panel likes to watch, v. genres they work on?
- For each: If you could re-do a commentary that you were a part of, but another panelist was absent and would have really made the recording more awesome, which one and who? [Have you all done this?]

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Full circle, lelied!

Also, moose piss is one of those "eye of the beholder" things, as it were. The cheap-but-tastes-surprisingly-great vs. expensive-and-bloody-disgusting champagne debate, for one. Or variations of liquor from different regions.

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Down in Front wrote:

Welcome to the forums, Anodreth. smile

Thanks! Pretty cool place. big_smile

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*nods* This is why his eyeballs can regenerate.