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Topic: [BOAT] Bootleg Movie Titles III

It's time I revive this game again, but with another twist on the original premise. This time, instead of messing with the title of the movie, you're gonna be messing with the logline. Here is how it works:

1) Pick a movie or television series
2) Rework the logline into an Upworthy headline

Star Wars
This Group Of Revolutionaries Conquered A Tyrannical Government Thanks To One Man's Faith

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For anyone who forgot/missed the first two editions, check 'em out and feel free to revive 'em:
BMT I: http://friendsinyourhead.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=524
BMT II: http://friendsinyourhead.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=766

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Se7en

This man thought he wanted to know what was in the box.  He was so very wrong.

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Human Centipede
This German's Solution To Reducing Waste Will Leave Your Mouth Open... And He Wants It That Way

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The Silence of the Lambs

Watch this young FBI agent learn the hard way that people don't always fill out those change-of-address cards.

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Groundhog Day

Maybe your mind won't be blown when you see what happens at 6 AM, but keep watching until 6 AM.

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The Fugitive

This Man Was Accused Of A Crime He Didn't Commit. What Happened Next Will Change Your View Of The Justice System.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Elysium

We could give everyone free healthcare by changing one line of computer code. So why don't we?

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Downfall
I Cried When I Saw This Man's So-Called Friends Destroy His Dream Of Changing The World

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I don't think anyone is gonna top that Groundhog Day one.

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Grizzly Man
What is it about this man's thick German accent that drives bears to murder?

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Only God Forgives
If Everyone Loved Their Mother As Much As This Autistic Man, Our World Would Feel Closer

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We're not even 10 posts in and we already have 3 titles making fun of Germans. Well done.

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Fight Club

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This is what happens when your imaginary friend decides to get real.

(spoilered just in case there's that one person who hasn't seen it yet)

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Ender's Game

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This Is No Game

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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Her

I Thought A Man Could Never Love A Phone. This Heartfelt Duet Between Them Changed My Mind And Made Me Cry.

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Re: [BOAT] Bootleg Movie Titles III

Alternately, a Buzzfeed format tagline.

Schindler's List

283,680 Images (Played One After Another In Rapid Succession) That Show The Horrors Of The Holocaust

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Superman

The man who bankrupted insurance companies.

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Robocop

This Honest Police Officer Was Brutally Murdered. What Happened Next Will Inspire You.

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Total Recall

Is it real? Is it a dream? Who cares, there's a chick with three boobs!

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Bloodsport

You won't believe what this guy does with testicles when he does the splits!

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The Twilight Saga
It all begins... with a choice: necrophilia or bestiality?

So honor the valiant who die 'neath your sword
But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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A Good Day To Die Hard
Bruce Willis no longer gives a shit, so why should you?

Back To The Future
The best family movie to feature incest ever made!

Jack And Jill
Make it to the end without wanting to gauge your eyes out with a teaspoon and get your money back!

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Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
They have returned. They have devolved into racist caricatures.

So honor the valiant who die 'neath your sword
But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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Re: [BOAT] Bootleg Movie Titles III

Remember guys, Upworthy-style headlines for this game.

Terminator 2

Think All Robots Are Worthless Murderers? Meet The Selfless Hero Who Will Change Your Mind.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Re: [BOAT] Bootleg Movie Titles III

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Remember guys, Upworthy-style headlines for this game.

I have no idea what that means.

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Jimmy B wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

Remember guys, Upworthy-style headlines for this game.

I have no idea what that means.

I envy you, because apparently you don't have relatives sharing shit like this in your facebook feed all the time.

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Mulholland Drive
You figure it out

not long to go now...

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