Topic: Fun things happen in the chat.
Seeing as how the Chat Log isn't infinite, I thought it may be cool to make a thread in which we can post any fun stuff that happens in the chat. Preserve the sweet memories and all that jazz.
So yeah, I'll start it off with a killer kitten apocalypse that results in me and BDA becoming creative geniuses.
(Reverse order 'cos y'know...chat log. Unless I'm being stupid and there's an easy way to reverse this kinda thing.)
[04/07/14, 6:28 am] Owen Ward: Saved this chat log, it had to be done.
[04/07/14, 6:27 am] BigDamnArtist: Love it! Bank it! Moving on!
[04/07/14, 6:26 am] Owen Ward: Now bring in the cash.
[04/07/14, 6:26 am] Owen Ward: http://i.imgur.com/eWlIXbm.jpg
SPOILER 
[04/07/14, 6:26 am] Owen Ward: Done.
[04/07/14, 6:23 am] BigDamnArtist: Get our names on there, make the explosion 3 times bigger and we got us a one sheet!
[04/07/14, 6:22 am] Owen Ward: http://i.imgur.com/fcDY7Uk.jpg
SPOILER 
[04/07/14, 6:22 am] Owen Ward: The marketing guys think this will help us get even richer
[04/07/14, 6:19 am] BigDamnArtist: We;re gonna be rich.
[04/07/14, 6:16 am] Owen Ward: I couldn\'t have picked a better one myself!
[04/07/14, 6:14 am] BigDamnArtist: GENIOUS!
[04/07/14, 6:14 am] BigDamnArtist: Gary and Oscar!
[04/07/14, 6:14 am] BigDamnArtist: AHAH!
[04/07/14, 6:11 am] BigDamnArtist: Gary.
[04/07/14, 6:10 am] BigDamnArtist: All That\'s Not Fluff.
[04/07/14, 6:10 am] Owen Ward: Now all we need is a title.
[04/07/14, 6:06 am] BigDamnArtist: Beautiful! Love it!
[04/07/14, 6:06 am] Owen Ward: Because whatever it is, he better stop it right away and get down to the vocal booth.
[04/07/14, 6:06 am] Owen Ward: What\'s Tracy Morgan doing right now?
[04/07/14, 6:05 am] BigDamnArtist: Clearly Sinister Snuggles will be Jennifer Lawrence.
[04/07/14, 6:05 am] BigDamnArtist: Who\'s the voice?
[04/07/14, 6:05 am] BigDamnArtist: LOVE IT!
[04/07/14, 6:05 am] Owen Ward: OSCAR! There\'s the puppys name!
[04/07/14, 6:05 am] BigDamnArtist: Oscars! All of em!
[04/07/14, 6:04 am] Owen Ward: I smell Oscars.
[04/07/14, 6:03 am] BigDamnArtist: It\'s got it all! Vengeance, Love, family, reunions, bloodshed!!
[04/07/14, 6:03 am] Owen Ward: Kleenex shares just went up.
[04/07/14, 6:02 am] BigDamnArtist: But when they adopted the puppy Sinister Snuggles was thrown out on the street!
[04/07/14, 6:02 am] BigDamnArtist: And, oh! get this, Sinister Snuggles and our Puppy were actually adopted by the same family many years ago.
[04/07/14, 6:02 am] Owen Ward: He needs a name.
[04/07/14, 6:01 am] BigDamnArtist: LOVE IT!
[04/07/14, 6:01 am] Owen Ward: Unfortunately nobody wanted to adopt him and he was mere hours away from being put to sleep before the kittens attacked.
[04/07/14, 6:00 am] BigDamnArtist: But he\'s got a tragic backstory!... hmm., um, let\'s see, he was abandoned at the shelter!
[04/07/14, 6:00 am] Owen Ward: Together they fight the evil Emperor Kitten - Sinister Snuggles.
[04/07/14, 6:00 am] Owen Ward: Gary teams up with a stray puppy.
[04/07/14, 5:59 am] BigDamnArtist: GEEN-NIOUS!
[04/07/14, 5:59 am] Owen Ward: THE PUPPY!
[04/07/14, 5:59 am] Owen Ward: What\'s the natural enemy of the kitten?
[04/07/14, 5:59 am] Owen Ward: Great, make it happen.
[04/07/14, 5:59 am] BigDamnArtist: Hmm... we\'re going to need a villain, I don\'t think an audience will be able to connect with a horde.
[04/07/14, 5:56 am] BigDamnArtist: Not like anyone\'s going to notice
[04/07/14, 5:55 am] BigDamnArtist: No, but Bradley Cooper impersonators are a dime a dozen these days
[04/07/14, 5:55 am] Owen Ward: Does he have a cheaper brother for the spinoffs?
[04/07/14, 5:53 am] BigDamnArtist: We\'ll get Bradley Cooper to do Gary\'s voice, it\'ll be MASSIVE!
[04/07/14, 5:53 am] Owen Ward: Animated series, video games, trading cards. This\'ll be bigger than Pokemon.
[04/07/14, 5:52 am] BigDamnArtist: So it\'ll be Gary "The Fish" Johnson pitting wits against the evil forces of the Lizard Kittens!
[04/07/14, 5:51 am] BigDamnArtist: It\'ll star Gary, but we\'ll have to personify him somehow...I know! We\'ll make it an animated movie!
[04/07/14, 5:51 am] BigDamnArtist: That\'ll be the plot to the sequel!
[04/07/14, 5:50 am] BigDamnArtist: GENIOUS!
[04/07/14, 5:50 am] Owen Ward: Plot twist: The kittens killed Gary.
[04/07/14, 5:42 am] BigDamnArtist: I know!
[04/07/14, 5:41 am] Owen Ward: You\'re genius!
[04/07/14, 5:39 am] BigDamnArtist: Collect a crew sets!! We put the body parts of the main characters in cereal boxes, collect all the parts and get your very own collectible character!!
[04/07/14, 5:38 am] Owen Ward: The folks at Red Bull are practically throwing money at us, they can\'t get enough of it.
[04/07/14, 5:37 am] BigDamnArtist: Mouth of Hell chemistry sets!!
[04/07/14, 5:37 am] BigDamnArtist: Think of the merchandise!! Plush lizard kittens!! Dismember your own news anchour playsets!!
[04/07/14, 5:35 am] Owen Ward: Who the fuck is George R.R. Martin? BDA & Ward are all people care about now.
[04/07/14, 5:32 am] BigDamnArtist: We\'re talking George RR Martin huge here!!
[04/07/14, 5:32 am] BigDamnArtist: The hugest of huge!
[04/07/14, 5:31 am] Owen Ward: Bigger than big, it\'ll be huge!
[04/07/14, 5:30 am] BigDamnArtist: It\'s perfect, a major blockbuster in 200 counties, it\'s gonna big!
[04/07/14, 5:29 am] Owen Ward: We\'re gonna be rich, I tell ya!
[04/07/14, 5:29 am] BigDamnArtist: 8Shakes Owen\'s hand* Well done sir.
[04/07/14, 5:28 am] BigDamnArtist: Teeeaaaaggguuueee. We got a prequel for yah.
[04/07/14, 5:27 am] BigDamnArtist: -Credits-
[04/07/14, 5:27 am] BigDamnArtist: -Cut to Basement: Residential. A lone face illuminated by his monitor-
[04/07/14, 5:26 am] Owen Ward: *Cue Sad Max*
[04/07/14, 5:26 am] Owen Ward: *static*
[04/07/14, 5:25 am] BigDamnArtist: -Note to the sound designers: I don\'t know, you fucking figure it out-
[04/07/14, 5:24 am] BigDamnArtist: -off screen: a girlish scream rings out followed by the distinct sounds of reptile kittens devouring flesh-
[04/07/14, 5:24 am] Owen Ward: I wonder if they\'re gonna let the cat out of the bag?
[04/07/14, 5:23 am] Owen Ward: Coming up next, an exclusive interview with our new kitten overlords!
[04/07/14, 5:23 am] BigDamnArtist: Now if anyone needs me, I\'ll be in my dressing room, and if I don\'t get a goddamn redbull in the next 2 minutes, someone\'s getting fired!!
[04/07/14, 5:21 am] BigDamnArtist: Oh for... I am the lead anchor here at Buttfukesville, I deserve a little more respect than this.
[04/07/14, 5:19 am] Owen Ward: The kittens got them too, why do you think they\'re so amped up?
[04/07/14, 5:19 am] BigDamnArtist: *on the air
[04/07/14, 5:18 am] BigDamnArtist: For fuck\'s sake somebody get me a redbull or something.
[04/07/14, 5:18 am] BigDamnArtist: Damn. And shit there goes the light, we aren\'t even the air anymore!!
[04/07/14, 5:17 am] Owen Ward: He didn\'t make it.
[04/07/14, 5:16 am] BigDamnArtist: ..Jimmy?
[04/07/14, 5:16 am] BigDamnArtist: Guess we sure could use that rain you were predicting last week eh there Jimmy?
[04/07/14, 5:16 am] BigDamnArtist: Well, that\'s definitely a heated situation down there. Hahah.
[04/07/14, 5:15 am] BigDamnArtist: VISUAL: A giant gaping crater surrounded by fire.
[04/07/14, 5:15 am] BigDamnArtist: Well folks, it does seem that the apocalypse has in fact, come. Our lead reporter is on the scene.
[04/07/14, 5:14 am] Owen Ward: It\'s game over, man. Game over!
[04/07/14, 5:14 am] Owen Ward: The kittens got him and the cockroach too.
[04/07/14, 5:13 am] BigDamnArtist: Now that\'s too bad. In other news, a cockroach has just unseated the ruling Miss Universe, for more we head over to my co-anchor, live from the breakroom.
[04/07/14, 5:10 am] Owen Ward: I think the kittens got \'em, BDA.
[04/07/14, 5:03 am] BigDamnArtist: *Whoever you are?
[04/07/14, 5:03 am] BigDamnArtist: Sorry folks, I\'m being told that Squiggy_P is not in the field... but we do have a replacement. What can you tell about these furry balls of scale-y terror whoever are?
[04/07/14, 4:58 am] Teague: Teague Chrystie belatedly reports from the scene, is also surprised.
[04/07/14, 4:58 am] BigDamnArtist: Thanks Owen. Now turning to local news. Kittens! Little balls of cuteness or alien lizard monsters in hiding? To find out, over to Squiggly_P in the field.
[04/07/14, 4:53 am] Owen Ward: It\'s a shocking development here, back to you BDA.
[04/07/14, 4:46 am] BigDamnArtist: Breaking News: Owen Ward comments "Own Podcast Isn\'t Really Shit" More at 7.
[04/07/14, 4:36 am] Owen Ward: Listening back to the EE Lego Movie episode and it really is much better than I remember it during recording.
Last edited by Owen_Ward (2014-04-07 06:47:36)
