According to the links in my sig, I'm Frank, but you shouldn't take that literally since at least some bureaucrats don't.
IRL I manage a software team for a luxury retailer whose offices are so swish that we have several chandeliers to help separate the programmers from the supermodels. I have a semi-ridiculous technical background involving HP calculators, technical consulting and Interweb development, and my formal education includes such timeless classics as tonal music theory, molecular biology and computer science.
I don't remember exactly how I found DiF, but cold sweat and waking up screaming come to mind. However, I do enjoy movies as one of the better excuses for delivering film music into the world, which I happen to have been a lifelong fan of for approximately all of my long life.
My worst injury involved having my entire nose pushed to one side by someone else's unexpected face. Speaking of faces, in mine is where I like my non-pineappley pizza, and my avatar's face is not from The Simpsons, because the Simpsons are yellow, and my avatar is clearly not yellow.
Also, I have a sister now? Well, that's unexpected. I suppose asking if she's cute would be inappropriate, but I'm asking more for my wife's benefit than mine, so...is she cute?
Did I say 'hello' already?