2,476

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I never said I wanted oppressively dark and depressing. But disposing of any sort of realism altogether?! When that's entirely what the story is about?!

No fucking thank you.

2,477

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

It's not the trailer I have an issue with. Unless every shot was taken from a dream sequence, it won't solve the main issue I have with it. And if these shots do work in the movie he's making, then he will have changed so much about the actual meaning and point of the story that it becomes pointless to even call it Life of Pi anymore.

2,478

(670 replies, posted in Creations)

That's like something rattman would have painted. I want one.

2,479

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I- wow...if they can pull that off (Speaking truthfully, it's unlikely, but if they can...) damn. That'll be something.

2,480

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

It looks like someone went over everything with the MAAAAAGIC brush. So now everything is MAAAAAGIC! Everything so clean, so perfect, so fucking magical. It's like the movie is trying to cram itself down my throat going "I"M FUCKING MAGIC RIGHT?! EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS SO MAGICAL!! AREN'T I SO PRETTY?!?!? WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME ALREADY!!?!"

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22032391.jpg

If it were a fantasy movie, sure great, sweeping vistas and characters just verging on the precipice of too unrealistic. But this is Life of Pi... and while there are moments of that, sure, most of the story isn't that. It misses the point.

It just feels so completely wrong.

And Tintin just seemed the best one to use, I originally had Avatar, but any overly CG'd, and pointlessly over-pretty movie these days would work.

EDIT: Thinking about it... it feels like every single frame in that trailer is trying to be The Fountain, but just for the sake of being pretty not for any real story reason.

2,481

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Moderate spoilers I guess:

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At one point the kid watches a hyena shred a live zebra and slowly consume him over a series of days and watches as he the same hyena kills an orangutan. And the kid forces himself to cut open a turtle to not starve to death (Like a huge fucking deal in the book). I mean the entire thing is basically a lesson in "Mother nature will cut a bitch and is just generally a fucking bastard, and you do what you have to in order to survive. So snap out of your affluent little little rich kid life and grow the fuck up."

Also....entire island of seaweed that will LITERALLY eat you.

And then there's a whole element of him trying to balance three religions in his life (Hinduism, Christianity and Islam) and coming to terms with that. And just generally coming to terms with the universe and his place inside throughout the journey. The book is very focused on the spiritual aspect of the journey as well as the "Oh fuck don't eat me aspect."

So...yeah...BDA isn't happy.

2,482

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So...a cartoon eh? This is what we're going with for the deep, spiritual, self reflective,  remarkably dark at times and incredibly human story of a boy fighting to survive on the ocean... fucking Tintin!???

Fine...whatever...I probably won't be watching til it's dirt cheap though.

2,483

(38 replies, posted in Episodes)

"Figures from other states including California, Oregon, and Florida are showing a spike in sales, something police say they have seen before and after other gun-related tragedies."

Wait, whaaat?!

2,484

(38 replies, posted in Episodes)

Ridiculed, executed, then ridiculed again. Although it's really more like ridicule centred around an execution.

2,485

(38 replies, posted in Episodes)

They are not wrong. They are DiF. All who believe otherwise will be ridiculed and executed.

2,486

(126 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Ugh, why did I even start this? I hate politics too...

So here's some Fennec triplets.

http://fennecfox.biz/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/3-fennec-fox-kit.jpg

2,487

(5 replies, posted in Off Topic)

From the nasa website.

"The Orion spacecraft will carry astronauts into deep space. Then it will bring them safely back to Earth. Orion will be able to travel to the moon, Mars or an asteroid. Orion also could carry crews or supplies to the space station.

Orion will launch on top of a huge rocket. NASA is building this rocket. It is called a heavy-lift launch vehicle. It will take Orion farther into space than people have been before. "

"Before a spacecraft can fly, NASA must test it. NASA wants to be sure that Orion will do the job well. And it must work safely. NASA already has tested parts of Orion. NASA plans to make Orion's first test flight in the year 2014. This flight will launch from Florida. No people will ride on it during the test. The spacecraft will fly around Earth two times. Then the test vehicle will return to Earth at high speeds. The test vehicle will land in the ocean near California. "

http://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudent … on-k4.html

2,488

(126 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Squiggly_P wrote:

No, you'd need something that would surely get EVERYONE pissed off, even the morons. You want to start a revolution, ban religion. Order every church, synagogue and temple torn down within a week. You get space aliens to do that and you'll see what a vast majority of the US can do when it gets pissed off.

But you probably won't like what happens when they win.

Yeah, I was actually thinking about that after I posted.

And yeah... that's one of those things that terrifies me about this whole thing. In order to evoke any sort of response you need to truly fuck some shit up, but the people that are going to rise up the highest against it are not the kind of people that you want rising up into any sort of power. The entire country (And obv beyond it's borders too, but for the sake of ease) kinda feels in a constant state of catch 22 right now. No matter what happens, you're going to be fucking something up (And not in the the give and take, compromise way). And there's no way to break that system. Occupy tried, and failed. And I don't know if they'll be coming back.

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(4 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Lamer wrote:

Do some freebies for other people. It'll keep you motivated and you'll have a deadline to prevent any distractions. You'll have a specific goal to accomplish and you're gonna have to figure it out on your own. Its the best way to learn new things.

I would hazard against this for now. If you're JUST starting out it's really just a recipe for some rather unhappy people all round. Focus on just doing stuff for yourself until you have enough of a skill base built up to manage branching out. I mean it's the same theory as writing. You do a bunch of shit that is truly and absolutely horrible that never ever sees the light of day outside your desk, and then once you're past that you can start letting other people see your stuff. You don't just jump straight to writing your friends stuff.

Just my 2cents about jumping into that snake pit.

2,490

(4 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Well...fxPHD is really the only thing I know of that takes a shot from nothing through to completion (Aside from maybe a couple of the Video Copilot series).

If you want to focus on some more 3D stuff, and don't mind learning Blender, then BlenderCookie (http://cgcookie.com/blender/) has a whole range of really great tutorials for all levels, and most of them will go through an entire build from start to finish (Not a full shot, but at least a completed element, and occasionally a bit of rendering and lighting). And most of them are free, the really really in depth ones are part of the membership, but it's not horribly expensive to join for a month or so and download all the videos and files.

But yeah, for non-blender stuff like what you're looking for, I'm at a loss.

Although, I can tell you what I did when I was first starting out. Make up a shot. Just let your imagination go wild. And then make it. I know it sounds ridiculous, but just force yourself to teach yourself everything you need to know to make that shot work, find the tutorials spend the time to figure out what all the knobs do, and just frickin do it (And it'll look like shit, don't get me wrong, but the amount you learn in trying to figure it all out yourself is astronomical.) And then do another one. Or do the same thing over again. Use everything you learned to make it look awesome, and then when you fail, do it again.

2,491

(126 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Well I was going more for a feeling of, oh...Obama is now our dear leader and this is officially a police state (only government officials can be armed) but anyways, on a larger scale yes, you can just take it as writ to ignore the how (or you could imagine Obama storming into the other branches of gov't with swat teams going "It's mine now bitches." Whatever gets the point across.)

invid wrote:

Actually, what you seem to be asking is, was Jefferson right when he wrote "I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.

That's part of it yes. But what's rolling around in my head isn't even about revolution, or at least not in that sense. It's more about... has everything about our existence become so mundane, and by the book, that something like the colorado shootings isn't even a thing anymore? I mean we pretend it is, and everyone goes through the motions, but nothing actually changes, things just stay the same, and we go back to what we were doing before. Everything is so deeply rooted in this cycle of greyness, and it has been for so long that we don't know how to do anything else. Idk, maybe it's just because personally, I've never really known anything else (I was 9 on 9/11 and I have very very few memories of anything before the world we live in now), so I have nothing to compare it too, so it all just blurs together in this greyish blob of apathy.  So I look around and everything is just these little patterns of everyone stuck in their ways, and no one really cares enough to try and change it (Occupy gave a glimpse of some people trying to change that, but it wasn't enough, it was the guy standing on the shore at night trying to yell at the giant cargo container to change heading), everyone's content to just sit back and watch the mudslide into destruction. So I just have to wonder what it would take, it would have to be something massive, something so overwhelmingly disturbing to everything that lies on the foundation of that country that it's unignorable (Guns are what I used, namely because of the article...but I'm sure there are other things you could use that would be equally shocking). Even then would it be enough to shake people out of this stupor and into action?

EDIT: (Sorry if I come off like a rambling fool. I don't really even know what I'm trying to understand, it's just this weird boiling pot of shit in my brain.)

2,492

(126 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So... I guess I should preface this with something. I was reading an article about the fallout of the Colorado shootings. And as I expected it's the same bullshit that happens every time. But something they said stuck with me, the sentiment was basically that, when it comes to dissecting tragedies and what steps can be taken to prevent them from happening again, for some reason anything involving guns is taboo beyond reconciliation as it's become so ingrained in the american psyche (and lobby groups and politics) that it's every man and womans right to own as many guns as they want and THAT is a FACT of the universe, unchanging and permanent, inarguable. So I just got thinking, and this popped into my head. I didn't really know where to put it... so it's going here:

I wanna know what would happen. If right now. This very second. Obama signed into law, the banning of all firearms. Anyone not an active member of the police or military, in possession of any firearm would be subject to immediate and indefinite incarceration. Would it maybe, just maybe, be enough to push the country into it's inevitable revolution? Would the removal of that one indisputable right of American freedom be enough to finally motivate them? Would that be a bad thing? Would the simple act of finally standing up be enough to propel the country into the realization of just how fucked up things are? Would that one insane act by one man, be enough to give the country enough of a jolt to wake them from their cozy little mundanity?

(I honestly don't have any answers to this, I'm not even sure the questions are worth asking, but I just havn't been able to get it out of my head.)

2,493

(52 replies, posted in Episodes)

Invid wrote:

In the episode someone listed Tarzan as one of Disney's musicals. It's not. All the Phil Collins songs are just part of the soundtrack, with no characters actually singing.

Not entirely true.


Straight up musical number.


Kala starts, and Phil Collins takes over.

2,494

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm pretty sure this thing is one of the signs of the impending singularity.

~~~~~

Worth it, if only to watch it do Thriller and the Chicken Dance.

2,495

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

@Squiggy: I know, but that post wasn't about me. I was just using the let's play as a case study for why simply trying to do ad revenue on a stand alone web series (Where you can't do all that other shit, or at least not as easily, because it's meant to be a stand alone series) won't garner the results you want or need for it to be profitable. And your post actually just cements that further.

2,496

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Coming at this from the perspective of a let's player, although I'm not big enough to be making any money yet, I'm more immersed in the culture than most people I'd imagine. And yes, the people that can do it are absolutely making their living doing it. Guude is making his living completely off his ad revenue, bdoubleO is just about to do the same, KurtJmac has been doing it for a while now, the yogscast, is just fucking insane with their profits.

But the thing is, these guys have a constant stream of about 20-30 thousand views per video, and are putting out 3-4 videos a day. And even then it's just enough to be surviving with, they certainly aren't getting rich doing it (Well maybe yogscast is, but well...I have other issues with them).

If you're just doing a mini series or something that will only be 8-10 videos over it's entire run, and even if you can get a half million views per episode, you still aren't making enough to turn a profit, most likely you aren't even making enough to break even, depending on the project. It's just a bit of nice pocket change.

2,497

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Whoah...deja vu... oh wait...

2,498

(346 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Cool, I'll definitely be checking that out.

2,499

(4 replies, posted in Creations)

I've been wanting to dip my feet into some more hardcore physical prop and puppet making  (I've done a bit of model making and train layout type stuff before, but nothing really in depth, and certainly nothing that wasn't hard surface). So I have a project!

The idea emerged from a short film I wrote a while back. The film won't happen for a while but I liked the creature so it seems like a good project to dive in on. So first the design (Just a quick paintover of my pencil sketch, my painting skills are a bit rusty so look through the shittiness tongue):

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o251/maul2/mushroompainting_v0001-1.png
(If it's too dark let me know. I can never tell these days between both my monitors slowly dying)

Basically, as you can see it's a mushroom...of sorts. (In-universe) The pods on top are filled with thousands of insects, the pods burst open, the insects fly away, seek hosts and plant their spores. (The puppet doesn't need to do all that, just looking like it's filled with bugs pushing flying around inside will suit me fine) Their natural target of course being humans. (Sort of a plant/animal hybrid type of thing). I'm not sure about the final colour scheme, right now its a little too Pandora for my tastes, I might try playing with something more red and orange. Or maybe push it a bit more towards a diseased green type. Anyways.

My plan as of right now (And I know we have a couple people round these parts that used to/still do a lot of this kind of stuff...so they might be able to correct me if I'm doing something horribly wrong):

1) Create a full size sculpt out of super sculpey, probably about 8 inches or so high (This thing is supposed to pretty massive, and I'm going to need the room for the mechanisms)

2) Create a negative mold, ideally out of something fairly flexible as thing thing is going to have a couple pretty heavy undercuts. I might have to do it as two separate pieces (The top and the stem), we'll cross that bridge when I get there though.

3)Cast molds out of something closely resembling skin. In my research platinum silicone seems to be the best bet, although I haven't been able to find any good resources for painting a silicone thing that isn't supposed to look like human skin. So I'm gonna need to figure that out. (This step also includes making the core so I have room for the mechanisms once the thing is cast.)

4) Create thin membranes for the pod surfaces and install them. Probably silicone again, or if I can find something better, that. (I have this as a separate step because I think it will be too hard to get the membranes to be thin and even enough if they are cast with the rest of the piece. Or I might have to make them out of a different material. Correct me if I'm wrong though.)

5) Inside I'm going to be installing some sort of mechanism to create the effect of the bugs constantly moving around inside and pushing up against the membranes. (Going for super creepy here). So far the best idea I've come up with is an air bladder system with 4-5 pockets per membrane, suspended just beneath the surface, and then putting a textured skin over top of the bladder so when they inflate they push against the membrane and create the effect of it sort of pulsating with things inside. Like I said, just based on my little bit of research and knowledge of the theory of these things that's what I came up with. Although I haven't found anything of how to actually make a custom air bladder set-up like that. So another thing for further research. And then obviously the tubing will just be run down through the stem and be buried in the soil and led out to the puppeteer.

7) Paint...uh yeah...this one is gonna take some work.

6) Slime. Nough said.

I'm going to try and keep this updated whenever I have something to show. So yeah, wish me luck!

2,500

(956 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Squiggly_P wrote:

It's a neat visualization of the solar system's journey through space. That's what I meant to say.

Nice save.

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