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Megashark vs Iron Man!

I blame the director for not giving the actors the freedom to improv and thus bring full versmillitude to the Navy-Seahawk-helicopter-hunting-a-Virginia-class-submarine experience.

Not actually, aircraft are used in various ways with various tools to help hunt submarines. They can drop payloads like depth charges, sonar buoys, and torpedoes (as in Hunt For Red October) and also have sensors like magnetic anomaly detectors and surface mapping radar that can detect submarines. There's also the not inconsequential possibility of just spotting the fucker with a bird's eye view if it's at periscope depth and conditions aren't too bad.

There's also aircraft specifically designed to hunt submarines, like the P-3 Orion, which is like a regular airplane, just with a big ol' dick to slap submarines with.

Wow, he actually called the fact that the Rachel is a setup without a payoff. Good for him.

Okay, maybe a Sims movie would be pretty awesome...

Oh god, we're really going to do this, aren't we?

I just listened to the review for this on AirTalk yesterday. When Larry Mantle first introduced the film he said it was directed by Baughman and Johnathan O'Hara. But when he went to say O'Hara's name, it sounded like he started to say "Jessica" before he caught himself.

Anyway, I'm sorry to say I'm not sure if an official recourse does exist, other than to simply make sure the story gets told in the right professional circles. It's a small town and all that and eventually repercussions will land. Unsatisfying, yes, but it does sound like the other options proposed will only bring more hurt to your friend and, as unfair as it is, I agree that if she makes a stink, she won't come off in the most flattering of light.

But that's definitely one to add to the register of "Great Stories of Hollywood Fuckery."

There's a Lord of the Rings joke there, but I've got other things to do right now.

Greg, read more than half of the first chapter.

Trey, watch more than half of a first season episode.

We done here?

/seriously, it got a lot better.

Aw I'm sad.