3,076

(30 replies, posted in Episodes)

Zarban wrote:

When I first went to New York/New Jersey, I was amused that my fellow elevator passengers would actually gasp when I stuck my arm in the closing doors to force them to open for someone else.

I can't tell if this this is a legitimate New Yorker douchebag thing or just a cultural difference, because it's just plain ol' common courtesy to hold the elevator door up here... and I almost never use the button, that's what I have arms for.

3,077

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Hulu. Can't watch it anyways.

3,078

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yes, I get it, I've had to stomach 3 years of people lecturing me on that one. Whatever, it's done and over with.

3,079

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Maybe it's just the film school in me, I've had to sit through more than one exciting lecture on the hazards of using illegal software for personal gain. That... or the horror stories from people who get caught for much much less heinous infringements (music, anyone?) and get raked over the coals.

3,080

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Alright. Since this seems to be difficult for you.

I post my ad here.
I get a job doing something small. (Ala, a poster, or a little intro video for some stupid little internet video, whatever)
I do job using pirated software.
I get paid.
Big company find out I use thier pirated software to make money.
I get fucked over by their lawyers with a strap on the size of hong kong.

Capiche?

3,081

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Wait...we're coming at this from two different angles here. Stop, rewind, I'll explain.

I agree with you, I do. But I posted this as a solo individual looking for small jobs to help me keep my skills up and bring a little cash. As in me, myself, and I, working from my home computer, making money. Doing that, using cracked software, is not exactly a risk I'm willing to take, or something ethically I want to do either.

However, if I am doing that just to fuck around with it so I can tell a studio yeah I've used it and kinda know what I'm doing. Great, fine, I have zero problems with that. And completely agree with you. Which I will also be doing.

But when you asked what 3D package I use (In response to what I thought was the first situation), I answered as such.

Clear as mud at night?

3,082

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yes, except that whole, broke student thing. It's woop-de-doo fine to grab a cracked version or trial or whatever just to learn it, but if I'm trying to actually make some dough with it, most companies tend to frown on that sort of behavior.

Hence Blender.

3,083

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Thanks Dorkman, possibly helpful, but the only thing that I haven't really heard time and time again and am, in fact, doing time and time again, is 2-top.

I wasn't kidding when I said times were getting desperate.

@Teague: I used Maya primarily when I was in school, so right now that's the one I'm most versed in. But now that that whole, broke ass student kicked out the door thing has kicked in, I'm going back and reteaching myself Blender for anything I'm doing right now, and it's actually surprising me how powerful it still is.

EDIT: I'm also not expecting any sort of giant visual effects jobs to come flying my way because I posted on here. At most, I was thinking I could find someone who needed a nice poster done up or something like that.

I am desperate, not stupid.

3,084

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Matt Vayda wrote:

...may the market be kind.

Thanks, but perhaps you missed the whole been graduated 2 months already, and I'm so desperate I'm posting here... thing.

3,085

(23 replies, posted in Off Topic)

*nods* Thank you sir.

Hey all, so I'm officially out in the big wide world, just graduated from film school. And I'm kinda in a lull as far as jobs/ money making ventures/ general filmmaking goodness. So I'm here to throw myself to the wind and see if anything pops up.

My current demo-reel and website: chriswalker.ca

From my home set-up I can offer 3D services, anything involving the adobe suite (Photoshop, after effects, premiere, soundbooth, illustrator) and high quality photography services.

I am experienced in all of the above and I work cheap or free (for now) depending on the project.

Right now, I am better suited towards doing smaller projects, but if you have something in mind hit me up and we'll see what we can figure out.

I am currently located in North Vancouver, BC, Canada.

You can either message me here or shoot me an email at chriswalkerisanartist@gmail.com

@Teague: I'll leave the decision whether to keep this up or not to you. I'm just trying to come at my situation from all angles. Read: desperate

3,087

(9 replies, posted in Creations)

If you have any links to any of your pieces, I'm kind of in a lull period right now and looking for a small project to work on, just to keep my wits sharp. Although that said, I don't have anything I'm working on that needs audio created for it. hmm

3,088

(9 replies, posted in Off Topic)

You just asked for a definitive answer to THE most debated question of the entire film. Many many many internet wars have been fought over the answer to that one.

3,089

(9 replies, posted in Off Topic)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/131/351/eb6.jpg?1307463786

3,090

(32 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Don't own a Blu-Ray player. So...yeah.

Yep.. so...um... I'll be over here splittin a pizza with DocSub.

3,091

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:

A) What the fuck is the Great Movie Ride Montage?
B) Where do I find it so I know what the test is asking?
C) I have to fucking type the exact title of dozens of movies?
D) Are the star and year supposed to be hints? Because I think I can get about 12 of them just from that.

This.

3,092

(102 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think that was kinda his point.

3,093

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Did somebody say "creepy cartoon"? Aside from being freaking terrifying, it's actually pretty cool.

And to top off the strangeness, those kids are supposed to be the main characters from Tom Sawyer. And Mr. Einstein-esque over there is Mark Twain.

Every six months or so for the last 4 years I've seen this thing randomly, and every single time it creeps me the fuck out.

3,094

(102 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Avatar is essentially the epitome of what you're describing. A reinvisioning of a classic story (Pocahontas) as something new.

Explain yourself.

3,095

(102 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Thought for Teague: Avatar.

Go.

3,096

(7 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Holy shit that's a wall of text.

Barely seen Jaws, never seen the sequel.

3,097

(102 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Teague wrote:

Right, yeah, I just gathered that Maul might not be taking it as a given, because otherwise I can't make sense of this:

maul2 wrote:

A 70's movie feel slike a 70's flick, you know a 50's flick when you see it.


That's because you missed my point entirely. I'm not talking about the script. I'm not even in the vicinity of talking about the script. What I'm talking about is the MOVIE. The actual frames of film that are projected on to the screen and the actual sound that is piped through the speakers.

My point is that they, in and of themselves, are tiny little snapshots of that era. Judy Garland in her gorgeous heyday, the types of sound effects they used in that period of filmmaking, the makeup they used for the wicked witch all of that is so utterly iconic of that era, that I can place it instantly, because 10 years down the line, they were doing something different. That's what people latch onto, even if you get the best team behind a wizard of oz remake and it's got an amazing story and everything is perfect. It still won't be Judy Garland or those sound effects or that makeup. For some movies, those elements are as much an element of what makes them so great and memorable that they are in many ways inseperable from the story or characters when people think of the movie. Just as people won't be able to think of Transformers without think of hyper colour teal and orange.

And yes I agree, I would love to see a Wizard of Oz with today's visual effects budget behind it. But I'll still love the Wizard of Oz because of all those things about it. I believe that one of the many reasons why theater and music never had to go through this phase is because there was no record of it, the entire medium was based around single serving dollops. You go to a concert or performance, you watch it, and you go home. If someone else wanted to put on that show or perform that piece, then it was instantly a "cover", but with film you can't do that; just by it's very nature, it is a static thing.

Do you get me? Has this made it any clearer?

3,098

(102 replies, posted in Off Topic)

<<<<WELL THIS WAS A FAIL, FEEL FREE TO READ IT, BUT IT"S MOSTLY JUST A JUMBLED MESS OF CONFUSED THOUGHTS THAT I CAN'T SORT OUT RIGHT NOW>>>>


"Why do we think of films as events in history, not as evolving pieces of culture?"

Simply, because they are, they are individual little snapshots of the period in which they're made. A 70's movie feel slike a 70's flick, you know a 50's flick when you see it. What I mean to say, is that the technology behind filmmaking has been evolving so fast that every decade has it's own feel, whether thats sound, color, film grain or digital noise. Music, and especially theater doesn't have that.

Films are so directly linked to the medium in which they are made, because, well, they are so tightly linked to the medium in which they're made. In theater, you can see the same play 15 different times, and you will see 15 diffreent shows, sure, the differences will be subtle, but they'll be there. I've seen perforamnces of Romeo and Juliet done as Orwellian-esque science fiction, I've seen Romeo and Juliet done as classicly as Shakespeare can be done. Whereas with a film, no matter how many times you watch it, Judy Garland will always say "there's no place like home" exactly the same every single time you watch it. It can't be a constantly evolving piece of art, it is what is. And unlike with theater the system hasn't evolved to the point where it can treat it as such. I can give you a copy of Romeo and Juliet and we could perform it right now, and it would be something new. You can't do that with film, at least not in any meaningful way. And definitly not in any profitable way; which really defines why it hasn't grown into that type of thing. The system has never been able to support that type of theology, so no one hs ever seen it treated as such, so no ones knows what it could bring, so no one is ever going to try it; at least not until making a movie becomes as easy as getting 5 people in a room with a script. It's sad, but it's the truth.

As far as covers of songs go, I still say they work because they're easy. It's 4 minutes, you listen to it and you go, eh, alright, and you move on with your life. Just look at Jimmy or pbpproductions and any number of other channels on youtube, they pump covers out like nobodies business, some of them are great, some of em suck. But they pump out cause they're quick and easy. (Yeah yeah, whatever, but compare a 2 hour full hollywood production to a single guy with a camera and a mic in his garage and you tell me which ones easier) Which means hey can be produced judged and adapted too.

You can not do that to movies. It just doesn't work that way. At least not in the current system, with the way people see movies today,  and unless something dramatically changes, that won't change anytime soon. I think people today, though they may not realize, still hold a very high regard for original works, just look at hard people are trying to prevent people from using thier works in new pieces of art (ala remix artists on youtube and elsewhere) the EXTENSIVE EXTENSIVE copyright battles being fought nowadays. When people think of Wizard of Oz (as a film), they think of Judy Garland as Dorthy...thats it, no one else can be Dorthy...cause, well Judy Garland is Dorthy...didn't you see the movie?

Purely theoretically though, I don't think it would work. Under the system you project you would have virtually every good movie being remade after 30 years. When...exactly...will new stuff be produced from what we learned from all these covers? I mean we can barely get a new story out there now, and we're only remaking a few movies a year.

Random thought: I would like to hear you explain the incredbvly vast difference in your view to original works. I've heard you profess on several occasions at your dislike of the lack of good original storytelling in cinema today, and yet here you profess that we need to boost the production of remakes.

3,099

(6 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm guessing at least one kids playground set in the night of pandora with interactive lighting effects.

3,100

(6 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Oh gods yes....I need a ticket there now!