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I'd be interested in participating. I have a unique perspective here, in that I like cars from a pornographic, aesthetic sense, but I don't/can't drive. So yeah, count me in.

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Huh. Wasn't expecting this. Seems odd to me, but whatever. Anyone have similar (or different) reactions/thoughts?

http://www.craveonline.com/film/intervi … ated-movie

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@Fido - I believe it's on both the DVD and Blu-ray. I remember listening to it when I rented the DVD. Last time I checked, the BD was available on Amazon for $6 or something crazy cheap like that!

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Eddie wrote:

Oh nothing new or major.  Some idiot ripped Sean off a few years ago.

Link, please?

Don't get me wrong, Angry Video Game Nerd's stuff can be fun, but only in small doses. I feel like he's being overly, unnecessarily vulgar and aggressive for the sake of comedy (I often have the same problem with Confused Matthew), but I'd prefer something a bit more clever/intellectual. Like Ryan's Iron Man 2 review, for instance, but for video games.

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The link didn't work. "Error establishing a database connection."
Ever since the kick-ass poster Teague made, and then after I watched that cool, trippy trailer, I've wanted to see the movie. I don't often do the iTunes thing, because I'm still a supporter of physical media and I still have a collector's mentality. If something isn't in a case on a shelf, I often don't think about it and sometimes even forget I have it in the first place. Also, iTunes doesn't have commentaries, and almost everyone here knows how much I love those. smile

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Kick-Ass is tomorrow, yes?

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Thank you guys so much for the input! If this Normalizer function in Audition works better than Levelator and takes fewer steps, especially since I don't have to make a separate, giant WAV file, then hell yeah I'm gonna try that!

Audition used to have the ability to skip to the start of each individual clip, but now I have to manually add markers to the clips as I make them in editing! So frustrating. Aside from that, I love using Audition. I've never tried Sound Booth. I use a PC and I was under the impression that was a Mac-only program.

I've done the Normalize thing once, but it was in Gold Wave. I was learning how to successfully rip just the audio commentary track from a DVD, using the mux/demux function in DVD Decryptor. The instructions I found said I had to Normalize the track in Gold Wave before saving. I'm still not sure why this had to be done. The tracks sounded fine to me without it. Then again, I've been making my own commentaries for years, blissfully ignorant that my audio levels could be better/higher.

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Zarban wrote:

Sofa Dogs is great but not very similar to Down in Front in style or format. Plus, lately, he's done a number of commentaries with that Tysto guy, and jeez....

You should hear some of the awful stuff Tysto says about you, Zarban. I'd sleep with one eye open, if I were you. smile

So, as an experiment, I did things a little different in the editing and filtering process for the latest episode of the Sofa Dogs podcast. I separated the two stereo tracks into their own individual mono tracks and saved them at 320 kbps each. Then I did my usual noise reduction steps and saved the two files back together as one, this time in WAV format. I ran that through Levelator, brought the new file into Adobe Audition, did my usual editing and then saved that as the standard 64 kbps file.

For those of you with good ears, who typically feel the audio levels are low, please give the first couple minutes of this episode a listen (after the opening theme, of course) and let me know if it's any better, if the levels are where they should be. It would help me a great deal:

http://tinyurl.com/6rf3gd4

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Damn, out of everything in those lists of movies in all of those categories, the only films I've seen are Rango, Bridesmaids and Drive.

Anyway, I was a bit bummed to discover this was just a ballot for the actual Oscars, and not something more personal to DiF and the community's tastes. Like Ewing, I'm pretty upset that Drive, for all its achievements and popularity (especially for the kind of movie it actually is, versus the one that was marketed), only got a lousy (although still deserved) sound editing nomination. That's some bullshit right there.

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I'm not gonna lie, that video gave me happy chills. Being that the ad is directed by Todd Phillips (The Hangover), intended to mimic/pay tribute to Ferris Bueller's Day Off and set to premiere during the Superbowl, I'm sure it will be fun and memorable. I'm looking forward to seeing the whole thing. smile

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*removes gun barrel from open mouth* Awww, hey, thanks you guys! smile

It doesn't happen often, but braedan51 isn't the first person to tell me my audio levels are low in some of my episodes. Teague, would you be so kind as to give me some instruction on how to adjust the volume accordingly? Is there a specific decibel number I should be hitting?

The recording software I use automatically gives me a file of 16000 Hz, in 128 kbps stereo. I then immediately open the file in Goldwave, take two passes at it with the Noise Reduction Filter (my Blue Snowball USB mic picks up the persistent hum of my PC, probably the fan. I don't like that sound). Then I save the file as a 44100 Hz, 128 kbps stereo recording. Next, I open that file into Adobe Audition, where I do all my editing (such as removing unimportant bits from the beginning before the countdown and inserting the opening theme). That file gets mixed down and saved into a 64 kbps mono track (to conserve space. Libsyn has a monthly limit of 250 mb) and then uploaded to the FTP, where it awaits inclusion into the blog post for the episode proper.

On a few occasions, I've used a program called The Levelator, but it too has some frustrating limitations:
1. Levelator won't take mp3s. I have to save the recording as yet another file, using the extensions WAV or AIFF. Both are fucking huge. A 90-minute episode can become at least a single Gig of space, which takes even longer to open and save in Audition.
2. The new files sound loud and clear, but Levelator gives the vocals an slight, annoying hiss that can be heard only when people are speaking. If someone stops talking, the hiss also stops and only then, is the sound completely devoid of any noise.

No. He forgot to send it. I've e-mailed in a reminder. Now we play the waiting game, as I'm sure Tim is neck deep in American Horror Story at the moment.

So, before I post the appropriate links, here's a bit of back story on how this happened:
In June of 2008, the annual Can't Stop The Serenity event was making the rounds across the country (for those who don't know, it's a charity screening of Serenity that runs during the summer to benefit Equality Now). There were two events occurring over a weekend, A Music Showcase at a bar where local bands performed for the charity, and a screening of Serenity with an auction of various Joss Whedon products to follow (these screenings now include big screen showings of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog).

I was able to attend these events, in which I met Tim Minear outside of the bar in the patio while live music was blasting away inside. Puffing on a cigarette, Tim held court with a small congregation of fans as he shared old war stories about battling the rough terrain of network TV. So strong was his passion and frustration, I jokingly shouted, "Yeah, but how do you really feel? Don't hold back!". He laughed as a number of us lined up to get our merchandise autographed.

I was the last person to approach Tim. We chatted for a bit about Nielsen ratings and residuals from DVD and episode sales. I drew my Serenity ticket stub from my wallet and showed it to him. When I presented my DVDs for him to sign, Tim noticed my Wonderfalls box set (I think I was the only one who brought more than Firefly) and so we started chatting about that as well. It was a great, lengthy casual conversation about writing and his various works (Drive, The Inside, Wonderfalls, etc.). At the end, I asked Tim if he would record a bumper for my podcast. He asked the name and when I told him, he then asked, "Wait, do you do commentaries for Firefly episodes?"
I said, "Yeah."
He replied, "I listened to your Out of Gas commentary. I recognized your voice. You should have me on your show."

After my head finished exploding, he recorded his bumper, we grabbed a quick photo and parted company until the next day. After the Serenity screening, Tim took questions from the audience (including one from me about Drive) and I shot the Q&A with my Mini-DV Cam:

I still don't know how to post images into these forums, so I'll just skip ahead to the desired links:

Commentary for Dollhouse 1x05, "True Believer" with writer, Tim Minear.

The conversation continues after that episode in this recording here. It's not a commentary, so you don't have to watch anything else while listening to understand it.

Commentary for Dollhouse 1x12, "Omega" with writer/director, Tim Minear.

Additional commentaries with Tim will happen in the future for episodes of Dollhouse, Firefly, Drive, The Inside and more.

JAWS: Because it's already been tested and worked on at least one person.

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD: Lots of solid analysis and breakdown of what's "wrong" and how to fix it.

THE BLOB: This one is all kinds of fun, not to mention educational since Trey worked on it.

TWILIGHT: What Teague said, but mostly because it's damn funny. "Dawson's Creek would have been so much better if Joey was a Vampire". (I want to visit the Alternate Universe where that's the show we got!)

SUNSHINE: A good, thoughtful examination, but mostly a recommendation for the "Going to the Mansion" glossary term and definition.

IRON MAN 2: I actually prefer this commentary over the track for the first film. This one just has way more worthwhile discussions relevant to screenwriting, visual effects and how it can all go wrong, very easily. And this is even after Ryan's excellent video review of the film.

WANTED: Much like the film itself, this track is just all kinds of wacky fun! Unlike the film, this track actually has something to say and has replay value.

KILL BILL VOL. 1 & 2 (TIE): I know this is kind of cheating, but I think they should really be consumed back-to-back as one big, educational track. I also like the value of it not being a complete love fest. There are a lot of fair and balanced opposing view points.

SLITHER: More fun than insightful, though it does have its fair share. I mostly like this one because it makes me laugh, for obvious reasons. smile

PAN'S LABYRINTH: Because it actually managed to legitimately and intellectually change my mind about a movie! I thought it was great, listened to this track, then did a complete 180 by the end! That's powerful stuff right there. On a related note, I think The Devil's Backbone is the much better execution of this kind of material.

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Mr. Pointy wrote:

Pavlich hears dead people.

WHO TOLD Y-- I mean, what? Nothing!

The static bits stopped. There were only those few moments in the first 30 minutes.

With all this talk about Teague's "concert". It sounds like I took off at the wrong time. Sorry I missed it. sad

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Listening to this now, there are occasional bursts of loud static/interference that last for like a second. Weird.

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I was going to watch The Last Airbender in preparation for today's recording, having never seen it. I couldn't bring myself to sit through it twice (even with the sound down/off) so instead, I'm watching Paul for the first time. smile

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Mr. Pointy wrote:

Then John, please don't do anymore Couch Surfing episodes. If you do anything, please don't do anymore of those.

This seemed random and I'm not sure I get it, but I thought I'd take a moment to clarify/reveal that Couch Surfing is not dead, just on a long, long hiatus. It is coming back, eventually.

With regards to the Tron: Legacy score, I recently made a mix for a friend that specifically catered to his regular routine of driving to and from places at night. This night driving mix contained tracks from lots of 80s'-style synth music, mostly instrumental. 3 of those tracks were from Daft Punk's score: "Solar Sailer", "The Son of Flynn" and "End Titles." I'm told he listens to it quite a lot.

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You guys (meaning everyone reading this, especially DiF) should check this out. Jose Molina talks Firefly and Terra Nova. There are also great "notes" stories. http://www.nerdist.com/2012/01/nerdist- … oldfinger/

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MonsieurVelo wrote:

2. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (5 Points) (I hate this movie... so much)

Wow. Very rare to see someone who not only doesn't love this film (I like it, but I don't think it's great, myself. Return To Oz is more my bag, personally), but actually despises it. That's bold. Color me curious.

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This was a good listen, even though I don't think I've seen any of the movies that were covered, yet. I like the idea of a best & worst of 2011 Intermission. That would give you the opportunity to talk about movies such as Tin Tin, Drive and Attack The Block, unless of course, commentaries for any of those might happen. In which case, save it. smile

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Faldor wrote:
johnpavlich wrote:

I mean, it took 20 years for Smith to finally stand up to Harvey Weinstein's abhorrent behavior.

What's that then?

Harvey is kind of known for being a crass, obnoxious loudmouth. There's a Mallrats story about him being in a small room with a bunch of cast and crew, and putting his cigar out on the floor. More to the point though, there's this:

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Dorkman wrote:
johnpavlich wrote:

I've not seen Cop Out. I'm afraid I won't like it.

It is impossible to be sober and like COP OUT at the same time. Which is particularly infuriating because the spec script it mangled is one of the funniest I've ever read.

johnpavlich wrote:

Also, Bruce Willis is apparently a giant Diva. That makes me a sad Panda.

If you're basing the "diva" thing solely on things you heard about his behavior on COP OUT, you should watch "Too Fat For Forty." In which Smith gleefully tells you his story of how, via a dedicated campaign of complete unprofessionalism, he taught Bruce Willis to hate him.

I watched both the film and TFF40 in the same week and I kind of hated him after, too.

I've also seen TFF40. I was disappointed with it. These Kevin Smith Q&A DVDs have gone down in quality of content each time for me. I agree Kevin wasn't very professional, but I also feel Willis was being something of a bully, mostly because he could. I hate bullies. It's surprising that Smith as a filmmaker who's been in the business for 20 years doesn't know lenses, but I don't think he should be penalized for it. He and Dave Klein obviously have a short hand way of communicating. As such, Smith doesn't need to know his lenses. He only needs the ability to properly communicate to Dave, in his own unique way, how he wants the picture to look.

Even before that, according to Smith, Willis wouldn't take direction. He kept ignoring Smith's requests, which is going to keep everyone there longer and hold up the shoot. It's as if he feels he knows better because he's been acting for so many years. That may very well be true, but answer me this: If he knows so damn much, how come nobody has talked about Bruce's performance in any of his films in the past handful of years? Personally, I think it's because Willis stopped trying. He stopped caring and just does whatever the hell he wants and fuck everybody else. Well, there's no I in "Team", Bruce.

If you go further back, to the Threevening with Kevin Smith DVD, one of the few worthwhile segments involves Kevin's experiences working for Len Wiseman and with Bruce Willis on Live Free or Die Hard. It's great that Willis threw his weight around to support Smith's rewrite of his own scene, but even when Smith is singing his praises, you'll notice he still comes across as a selfish ass. "BWT"? "Bruce Willis Time"? Are you fucking kidding me?! In that very scene, Len went to great expense to get a specific gamer's chair, so that he could introduce Kevin's character in a special way. But no! Bruce Willis stops everything and wants to make it all about him (McClane). "Why have John McClane walk over to him? He should have to come to me." Why? Oh, I don't know, Bruce. Maybe because the entire country's safety and security is at stake and John maybe gives enough of a shit about millions of lives that aren't his own to walks a few extra paces across a fucking room to ask for someone's help IN THEIR OWN FUCKING HOUSE? HOW ABOUT THAT?

Shit, no wonder Kevin described Wiseman as being such a tired, disheveled mess by the end. I would be too if I wasn't allowed to do my job and direct a movie because of some pompous dick with his own time zone! And going back to the whole lenses fiasco.... Unless it ties into his performance in some way, it is none of Bruce's God damn business what number lenses the DP is using! What does it matter if Smith doesn't know the number of the lens? He obviously knows what he wants, but that's what the DP is there for. To know the number so the Director doesn't have to. He's free to worry about everything else, like for example, if the actors are conveying the proper emotion in a given scene in the proper manner.

Having said all that, however, Rian Johnson said he worked with Bruce Willis on Looper and didn't experience any of what Kevin was talking about. I mean, it took 20 years for Smith to finally stand up to Harvey Weinstein's abhorrent behavior. Maybe Willis is just one of those guys who yells at you because he wants you to yell back and won't respect you until you do?

It's too bad you weren't in the room for this episode.... You have the floor now. What are your thoughts on Kevin Smith, his work and Red State?

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So, I've not had the opportunity to officially weigh in here. I know it's a lot to ask for someone to listen to me talk Red State and Kevin Smith for 80+ minutes, especially when it's just me and when they didn't like the movie, so I'll summarize my thoughts here.

I think Clerks, Chasing Amy and Dogma are Kevin Smith's best films (I really like what Teague said about the Alyssa character in Chasing Amy. I'd never thought about it that way before). The rest of them contain bits and pieces that I love, but on the whole I can either take or leave. I also tend to be something of a Mallrats defender. For what it is, I think it succeeds more than fails and deserves more credit for being lots of fun, especially given the circumstances surrounding it at the time it was made.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is a mixed bag for me. Smith went through seven (SEVEN!) drafts of the script, and 75% of it is cannibalized from his Chasing Dogma graphic novel (which of course follows Jay & Silent Bob from leaving Holden at the diner "to catch a bus to Chi-Town", to arriving at the Abortion Clinic parking lot in time to save Bethany, and the adventures between those two events. For me, the most rewarding, creative and entertaining elements of the film involves the new material with the diamond thieves. It's also surprisingly visually rich, in my opinion. Everything else with the monkey, Marshall Willenholly and the studio backlot shenanigans either just go for the really cheap, easy and obvious jokes or are good for a chuckle once and don't have much replay value.

Although it should have never been a project for network TV, let alone ABC, I think the Clerks cartoon was pretty damn funny most of the time, especially the last episode where we stay inside the store while a wealth of adventure and insanity happens outside, off screen and is only referenced or implied.

Though it's full of genuine sincerity and contains some solid, dramatic moments and performances (particularly from Ben Affleck and George Carlin), Jersey Girl felt really pedestrian and pre-fabricated to me, if that makes any sense. Because of that, a lot of it went in one ear and out the other. Liv Tyler's character was originally written for Eliza Dushku and the only reason she wasn't cast was because she and Affleck differ in height immensely. My feeling is, that's not a good enough reason to recast. It could have easily been worked out or written into the script (have you seen her with Rick Fox? He could put her in his pocket and still have room for spare change!). Also, I think Dushku shares that Boston spitfire-type personality with Ben that could have made for some crackling chemistry. Tyler (who's really good in The Strangers, BTW) is just too meek and....submissive(?) to pull off the role. I also think the scene where she decides to throw Affleck (whom she barely knows at this point) a free fuck because he's not had sex in a long time is wildly immature, unrealistic and quite frankly, not a very high opinion of Women.

For the most part, I really like Clerks 2, but many times throughout the film, Smith goes out of his way to betray his source material, as if he doesn't really want to make a sequel to Clerks, which makes me ask, "then why the hell even bother?". If you check out the DVD, there are a number of legitimately good deleted scenes that Smith admits to removing because it was too much like Clerks, which seems like a really misguided mindset to have with a film like this, as far as I'm concerned. It's already unlike Clerks in that it's in over-saturated HD color (those purple and yellow Mooby's shirts burn my retinas!) and it has a cartoon-ish score by James Venable that feels more at home in J&SBSB, which he also scored.

My biggest issue with the film is the "Donkey Show" scene. Part of why the "Guy in the Bathroom" scene works so well is because it's quick, sudden and you never actually see the act go down. Here, the scene in question goes on way too long, Kevin Smith thinks it's funnier than it actually is and Dave Klein shoots it in this really harsh, distracting blue/purple lighting. The first film had much to say about a lot of topics throughout its running time, including relationships, societal behavior, transitions into adulthood and what it means to serve the public. The second film doesn't really have anything actually on its mind (thanks to Kevin cutting it all out in favor of keeping all the quick jokes and references to now-dated popular culture), until the scene in the jail cell at the end. Only then does it really get to some kind of worthwhile point. Thankfully, it's a well-made and emotionally resonant point. Also, the way the very end ties back to the first film is truly masterful, in my opinion. I'll admit, I choked up.

Zack & Miri Make A Porno was charming and sweet, but I had two fundamental issues with it: 1. I didn't buy for one second that the main characters would live together for that long and be so close, but never hook up, even by some drunken accident. 2. It felt too much like an Apatow picture. As such, I've yet to revisit the film. I also hated, hated, HATED the two stoner kids in the beginning. Kevin Smith seems to think that anyone and everyone who smokes pot dresses, talks and acts like Jay. Furthermore, he thought they were so great, they somehow show up again in the last act! I also don't like when Smith makes up words he thinks are hilarious. Seriously, "Cunt Nugget"? REALLY? Are you even TRYING anymore?!

I've not seen Cop Out. I'm afraid I won't like it. Also, Bruce Willis is apparently a giant Diva. That makes me a sad Panda.

I really enjoyed Red State. I thought it was intense, thought-provoking and surprisingly mature. I agree with Teague that Smith shouldn't have pulled his punches in the last act and the "trumpet" has to be earned first and foremost. I'll take it a step further and submit that with a careful redraft, he could have done both endings. They just needed some reworking in order to successfully compliment and inform on one another.

I agree with Eddie that the opening scenes with the kids is obnoxious and out of touch with real characters. I actually kind of hated those kids. John Goodman was the in here. The first act might have played much better if we opened on the scene in the trailer and then found some way to introduce Goodman's character and work our way up to the sermon with Michael Parks. In the discussion, Eddie started to talk about Melissa Leo and her character in the film, but got interrupted. I'm curious to hear the rest of that rant, if Eddie has a minute or two to spare on the subject. smile

I think Red State is a step in the right direction for Smith, but being that he dropped out of film school (because he didn't want to learn about film making, unless it was through doing), we unfortunately had to watch him go through 20 years of film school to finally arrive at this point, which would be fine, except now that it looks like he knows what he's doing, he's decided to quit. That being said, though I have no interest or investment in the subject matter and material, I'm really looking forward to Hit Somebody.

I'm glad someone else shares my thoughts on the whole Sundance thing. After it happened, Smith couldn't understand why no one was talking about the film itself, and I remember thinking, "Because you got up there, showed your ass and made it all about you!". Being a regular listener of his online radio network (and having also gotten a shout out for some of my tweets), I will say that Kevin Smith is still a very funny and entertaining storyteller. I just wish he'd at least keep writing, and I worry that his new distribution company is only going to support a certain kind of movie. I hope he uses this new venture to its fullest potential in helping truly original and creative voices be heard.

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1. The Dark Knight
2. Batman Returns
3. Super 8
4. Lethal Weapon
5. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
6. American Beauty