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My criteria for a movie, animated or not, is the same. I have a raging hard-on for animation due to my opinion that animation is a far superior medium for storytelling than live-action. That is a whole other discussion, tho.

In my opinion, the most important element of a story are the characters. Characters are what makes the rest of the story happen if you've written your story correctly. The motivations of the characters and the clashing of the characters makes everything else in a movie happen. The movies I mention have, in my opinion, superior characters and relationships. Princess Mononoke is a really good film, I will admit, and deserves to be listed as one of the absolute best of the ghibli films and therefore as one of the best animated films of all time. Miyazaki's other movies are a bit more fluffy and loose with their characters and their motivations and actually lie to you about the motivations to a certain degree. You go through most of Spirited Away with a very negative portrayal of the villainess, but at the end of the movie I had a completely different opinion of her and she felt much less of a threat to me. I'm still not sure what her motivation was throughout the film, aside from just "I'm the bad guy, I have to make things hard for this girl". The girl was actually doing her huge favors for most of the movie, but the villain continued to harass her, neutered as she was by the end.

Mononoke is a great film, tho. I won't even try to argue. There's only one part that I think isn't utterly brilliant, and it's a stupid little trivial thing that no one in their right mind should care about.

The three films I mentioned are all extremely character-oriented stories, and I find that those films that emphasize character over plot end up with the most engrossing stories. Ghibli has always emphasized character more than most other studios - live action or animated - but I think Kondo and Takahata were/are better at it than Miyazaki. Not to say that Miyazaki isn't damn good at it - he is - but I would say those three films I mentioned are better than any of Miyazaki's films.

Just my opinion, tho.

Sorry for length, I'm a little drunk at the moment and it's making me possibly ramble more than usual - which is significant for a guy who tends to ramble even when he's not drunk.

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I haven't doen anything yet, but now I feel like I've been challenged to do so. If I don't pass out from being drunk, I will possibly post later. I might pass out, tho.

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Akira, for instance. They'd probably make a lot more money by just putting a couple million dollars into marketing a theatrical release of the animated film, rather than blow $60 Million on making some crap americanized live-action flick. Akira is going to be a disaster in live-action. They will lose money, even if they shot it at half that much money. It will be another Dragonball.

The animated film, tho...  I'd cut off my pinky finger Yakuza-style to see the animated film in a theater. I would probably see it multiple times.

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I think the trailer only really shows the first parts of the movie. They don't go into any supernatural aspects in the trailer, aside from the little blue lights in the woods. I have a feeling there's more to the movie than the Disney Princess™ plotline they're showing us. I'd be willing to bet that that's mostly a misdirection.

The trailer does suck, tho.

I wish they hadn't bailed on Newt. That movie looked promising.

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I watch that movie once in a while just to take in the visuals, but yeah, I can't honestly remember very much of it aside from some really impressive shots, like the train shot and all the various shadow stuff going on. I think the Lugosi version is the high bar for doing any Dracula film, and there's not a hell of a lot of versions that have even come close to that. The Hammer films did some neat stuff, but there are some weird 'rules' to vampires in that series that I never understood, and they seem to just make up new ones for every movie.

The in-camera effects in that flick really blow me away, tho.

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hilarious.

In somewhat related news, Arrested Development is going to get a new season on FOX as a way to lead into the movie which is currently being hammered out, and most recently Netflix has signed a deal to start producing new episodes in 2013. I'm not sure if that includes the season that's supposed to lead up to the movie, or if the deal will be for additional shows.

Netflix had previously stated that they were going to look into producing shows and possibly movies for their service. It would be interesting to see how well they do, or if they plan on creating new series or just set up deals to produce some of these cult-popular shows from other networks.

I would think that the web would be an ideal format for series. You wouldn't have to worry about pacing for commercial breaks, you could go as short or long as you wanted, etc. I remember when I first heard about Channel 101 and I thought it was an awesome idea and would be 'the future' of internet media distribution. Turns out it was mostly teenagers shooting bad comedy shows in their backyards. It would appear that their latest shows are a bit better produced, tho it still looks like it's mostly comedy oriented. Such a waste of an idea.

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Yeah, there's a lot of factors to it. Honestly, I wouldn't know the show existed at all were it not for the internet. I don't watch it, cause I don't watch TV at all, but it's a thing on the internet, along with The IT Crowd, Game of Thrones and some other stuff.

And I think I sounded really angry in that last post. I just got off work and my poor tired brain is going off on some weird tangents to nowhere. Anyway, sorry for the angry-sounding post. I'd edit it, but then this apology post would make no sense at all.

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The community looks really really popular if you're only paying attention to the internet. If the opinions of people on the internet were the norm, we'd be somewhere in the fifth or sixth season of Firefly right now, Minecraft would be the highest selling game of all time and sites like The Pirate Bay and Wikileaks would be revered and not demonized in the media.

Besides, The Community isn't exactly an unpopular show. It's the #3 show in it's time slot. It's only slightly less popular than "Let's Misrepresent Nerd Culture For Mass Consumption" and "Stupid Human Tricks". How is that bad?

If anyone is upset about The Community getting canceled, you can blame the same people who gave Transformers 2 a billion dollars and decided that Rebecca Black deserved a million bucks for effort. IE: the 99% of the US population who will cock their head like a confused puppy if you try to explain to them how the internets work. The 99% of the population who just don't give a shit and only want to watch something that will amuse them for an hour in between eating and sleeping and pooping and working and screwing. The 99% who have no idea in the slightest that "the 99%" is a thing on the internet.

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I dunno how other people define it, but I consider it to mainly be scenes that go too far and pile on the emotion just to get a stronger emotional response from the audience. Usually it's pushed too far and the scene ends up feeling hollow and fake. Contrived. Manipulative.

It's like...  in "The Fountain" there's a scene where Tom snaps at Izzy and Izzy goes off on her walk alone. It's played really low key, buy Tom clearly and immediately regrets doing it. The audience feels that and that's all that's needed. The overly sentimental version of that scene would have some sad song start playing as Tom overacts his regret or his indecision about which path to choose, maybe he gets to the operating room door and then there's a closeup of his face as he looks back in the direction Izzy went with a sad expression. Maybe he takes out a photo of Izzy and touches it or whispers an apology to it or something... shit like that. That would feel fake and manipulative in that scene.

Which isn't to say that there's no sentimentality in that movie at all, but even the stuff that's in there is really low key or feels like a natural reaction to whatever's going on, be it the romantic happy scenes or the sad scenes or the self-doubting moments.

But that's just how I think of it, and you're right. Sometimes a hallmark card is nice.

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You know, if Peter had just left after talking to the Sandman at the end and not gone to talk to Harry, Harry would have never died. He only died because Peter showed up. He was waiting for Peter.

They should have made aunt may venom.

They put Gwen Stacey in this movie and then didn't kill her. What the hell?

I wanted Mary Jane to die, and every scene in this movie with Mary Jane I was waiting for something to kill her. I don't really know why.

Why did they put her astronaut boyfriend in the previous film and then not follow that up by having him get the symbiote? Was that not the reason they put him into the second film?

The thing about these movies is that they dangle these cool things at you and then don't do those cool things. "Hey, here's Venom! Look at Venom guys! OOOOh what are we gonna do with Venom!?" And then they gave Venom about five minutes of screen time and no real motivation at all. Sandman's character starts out with an interesting motivation and goal, and then they totally ignore all that crap so they can have him hit stuff a lot. They take the - granted, very flimsy and stupid - tension between Harry and Peter and throw it out the window for most of the movie due to amnesia. All the character stuff they could have done there was just thrown out because they literally made him forget his motivation and goals for half the movie.

The movie as a whole was a huge mess of setting up potentially cool stuff and then saying "nope, we need to totally ignore all that stuff we just set up, so let's change all of this and establish a new scenario". It's not even like it's 2nd act "upping the ante" type changing. It's full on changing the goals of all the characters and then moving into the second act. Except Sandman, whose goal they just ignore, really. Venom doesn't even show up until well into the second act, just before they go into the third act / climax. I guess that's upping the ante, eh? Just throwing in a new villain at the end? Hrmm...

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It's like they started off the script and said "OK, we've got these two or three good ideas for what we want to do with this story, let's do it like this", and then they got thirty pages in and thought "no, this is dumb, let's just add a scene or two to undo all that crap and set up these new ideas instead" and then they spent about 80 pages doing that and thought "no no no, this isn't working...  let's just go back to the first ideas we had...  just add a scene or two to undo the changes we already made before...  and... good..."

But then someone said "hey, wait...  people will probably get pissed off that we just wasted like 90 minutes of screen time with plot stuff that we just threw out..." so someone else said "I know! Let's just add this other character to the end and we can pretend like it was all building up to this the whole time!"

And then they all had a congratulatory party where they all got drunk as hell before they sat down to finish writing the last bit of the movie.
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Something to add to the money-making discussion at the end: the thing that gets these films to make a buttload of money is the fact that it's something that a family can go see, and kids - older kids - will want to go see these movies. A lot of the audience for these movies is the 8-14 year old kids that have families that all go to the movies together. That's why they keep trying to make every movie PG 13 now, cause parents won't take their 8 year old to go see Watchmen cause it's R-Rated. Why do you think Watchmen bombed? Wasn't cause it was bad. It was cause there was naked blue guys and dirty sex and people getting brained and stuff like that in there. While the 10 year old kids out there might see a preview for that and say "wow, I wanna go see that movie!" their parents are gonna say "That's R-rated, so it's probably violent and full of boobies" so they won't take their kids to see it.

I KNOW there are a lot of people who will drag their 5 year old kids into a theater to see se7en, but those are the truly retarded people of the world. The people who give Monies to Spiderman 3 and Transformers 2 aren't really stupid, they're just trying to give their kids a good time, or they are themselves teenagers and thus just kinda dumb in general.

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Did any two firefly episodes get released in order? There were issues with them releasing the fist several episodes out of order as well. The pilot episode where the main characters all meet up on the ship aired as the third episode or something. That would have been confusing. And then there was another episode in there that was basically a recap of how the previous crew got on there...

It's no wonder audiences were confused as hell at that show.

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The book "Maus" has some interesting insight into Nazi Germany and the holocaust as well. I highly recommend it. I've wanted someone to make an animated film or series out of it for some time, but the author seems to be 100% against such a thing. I can understand why, but at the same time I think it would bring the story to a much wider audience than it has now. Most people won't read a comic book, even if it is the only one to have ever won a pulitzer prize (and it will remain the only comic to ever win one, as they changed the rules shortly after Maus won because some 'serious' authors got all butt-hurt when a lowly comic book won).

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Did you guys ever touch on whether the show is succeeding? Is it doing well enough, or is it not getting the ratings?

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Also, can you think of any other shows that "destroyed the fence" as it were, and then went on to become popular series after starting out with four or five weaker episodes?

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Ahh, see, I've never had more than just basic cable. I don't need 50 billion channels. I rarely even watch the news anymore. So I never had HBO or showtime or anything.

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That show never interested me at all. In fact, Falling Skies did interest me until I watched about ten minutes of it. There would appear to be a trend in trying to make these crazy high-budget shows where people are trying to survive in some post apocalyptic or otherwise harsh environment now that Lost is over. You've got TN, Falling Skies, Walking Dead and then you had that Flash Forward, Invasion and a bunch of other little shows that lasted one season or less.

All of those shows suck. Hell, Lost sucked. I didn't like it, at least. Half of my problem is that I don't watch TV anymore, so whenever I try to catch one of these shows I'm reminded why I stopped watching TV in the first place. Some people have said that TV is where all of the good dramatic writing happens now, and I would have to disagree. Prime time TV looks to me like subdued soap operas with decent effects budgets.

But I probably shouldn't even have an opinion. I don't think I've seen a full episode of any of these shows, only caught 15 or 20 minutes here and there. What I've seen of them is largely people standing around arguing about stuff, and one of those people is usually the bad guy who always causes the problems. Ever seen Lost in Space? That show had stuff happening, not just people arguing about shit or talking about shit.

I've not actually seen Walking Dead, but it's a zombie show. This latest zombie craze has been going on since friggin 28 Days Later. That's almost a solid decade of zombie shit. This trend needs to have it's brain destroyed. I hate zombies.

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Yeah, that movie looks pretty fun, and the few lines she did have were delivered well enough. Kinda surprised I haven't seen the trailer on the sites I go to. I must go to the wrong sites.

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The good ones do.

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When Jones Sr. gets into the tank and meets up with Brody, they recite some sort of ... thing together.

"Genius of the restoration"
"Aid our own resuscitation"

I don't know if that's supposed to be a known thing, but I have no clue what that means at all. When I saw this film for the first time, tho, I was 11 or 12. I thought Brody said "Ate our own regurgitation". For years I puzzled over why anyone would ever make that some sort of greeting. Then I watched the movie later and realized he said "Resuscitation", but I still have no idea what any of that means. After watching it with you guys, I realized that now we have Google, so I googled what the hell that means:

It's apparently an old 'University Club of Manhattan' toast.

That's pretty much all the information available. I still have no idea what the hell that means. My current theory is that "University Club of Manhattan" is some sort of slang for "place where intellectual types go to get extremely high", and one day someone just put their bong down, coughed, and then said "Genius of the restoration" at the same moment some other dude was depressing the plunger of a needle, injecting himself with massive amounts of heroin, and he just blurted out "aid our own resuscitation". The weird 'signaling the first base runner' hang gestures Jones and Brody do are obviously referencing the crazy shit both of these two theoretical gentlemen must have been doing while they were under the influence of their particular drugs. I'm thinking one of those gestures means "listening to music" and another one means "vomiting".

Anyone care to shed some light on that toast for me?

Awesome commentary once again, tho. I agree with the overall opinion that the third and final Indiana Jones movie is the best of the trilogy.

Young Indy's pudgy friend disturbs me. I bet he grew up to become the Zodiac Killer.

EDIT: Also, the new forum theme is awesome. I love retro styles.