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Unless it's a Brewster's Millions type of gig.

Hollywood is, despite occasional claims to the contrary, risk-averse. This means going with tried-and-tested. And 99% of the time, this means white male directors. It's a self-perpetuating cycle. I don't really see this as something that can be debated with ambiguity.

The thing worth discussing, I think, is how exactly to achieve an actual equality of opportunity. I remember somebody (half-certain it was Geena Davis) saying that if you look at a crowd scene, it's only about 20% female. There's nothing stopping us from having it be 50/50 (and, sidenote, shouldn't this be easier to do, considering women generally get paid less than men anyway?). This is non-speaking, relatively passive work, and we can't even get that right. Pretty disheartening. So having fairer proportions of male/female directors isn't going to be easy to do.

I'm sure that this is a top-down (white males at the top make most of the decisions) and bottom-up (less women pursue directing, maybe?) problem, though.

About that last point. A question, for those of you who went to film school: roughly what was the female/male ratio?

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I was thinking more Oscar Bluth:

All you need is kills,
lots and lots of killy kills.
Your scoped gun-sight,
goes left, not right,
so just kill!

For shits and giggles I did a polynomial regression to work out when the last three books would be due out. It seems that they should be along in the latter halves of 2018, 2027 and 2038. I know the sample size is only 5, and I extrapolated beyond the range of the available data, but it seems reasonable in context.
If I were to be really cheeky, I would add GRRM's weight, and the frequency with which he blogs about football and non-ASOIAF things, as explanatory variables, to better refine this prediction.
http://s4.postimg.org/amancn8v1/asoiaf_fix.png

So I say this mostly (mostly) tongue-in-cheek: It is guaranteed that the tv show will pass the books by a huge margin. Once this happens the tv-exclusive people WILL spoil it for the book-exclusive people. My professional opinion is that to balance the playing field, while there is still this window of opportunity, the book-only people should spoil the next two seasons for the tv-only people who have already displayed poor spoiler etiquette.

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Hey Phi, I'd never heard of that, but that has pleased my inner math-geek immensely, cheers! big_smile

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Aural Stimulation wrote:
Lamer wrote:

Electro swing cool

Oh. My. God. This scratches an itch I didn't know I had. I am in love.

This. So much this.

Electro-swing. Yes, please, and thank you.

Plus, the story ends with Orson being killed via being kicked by a mule.
Beetles are to Orson, as Orson is to...

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Consider this the new Voight-Kampff test, because if this doesn't amuse you, you have no soul.

I'm happy knowing that even if I get absolutely nothing else out of moving to Canada, I have at least discovered this.

From the non-book-reader review on AVClub:

Next week’s episode will stand out because of the break from format; if season four’s flair for endings is any indication, the season finale ought to leave the audience collectively without its breath. And yet I don’t think either hour will end up topping “The Mountain And The Viper.”

So adorable.

You had me at "Peter Falk".

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This is a cute idea, nicely done and pretty amusing!

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Heh. Colon.

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First one that comes to mind is Eddie Murphy in Coming to America.

Come on, Teague, this ain't your first time, you know how this goes:
http://s30.postimg.org/7x2ek2zmp/music_opinion.png

It's a solid start. And I really like your singing voice. I think the first step is just listen to it again and either reposition or remove the harmonies where it "steps on" your lead. That'll give it a bit more space, then listen again, work on the next thing.
And I have a huge hard-on for horn sections. The gains you get from adding horns is exponential.

Don't get too mired in whether it's good or bad now, just make progress. (You know, how St. Francis of Assisi said: to do the impossible, first do what is necessary. Then what is possible. Soon, you are doing the impossible).

Keep at it. Looking forward to the finished product.

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Darth Praxus wrote:

Hmm--see, I'm a big fan of the first two books/films (Hannibal the movie/book is an abomination), and that element definitely isn't present in those. D'you think it's still easy for a prior fan to get over that tone shift and enjoy the show?

I'm also a big fan of the first two books, and I have really enjoyed watching this show.

As for the fantasy elements, I can see why it ungrounds the tone for people. However, I watched Manhunter a few days ago, and whenever Will is talking out loud, alone, describing the killers thoughts and motivations, it comes across as so, so corny. (Which is saying a lot. Manhunter is like the 80s had sex with itself and called the child "the 80s"). I think the fantasy tone for the crime scene reconstruction works a lot better. So that made it easier for me to accept that tone in Will's headspace and the rest of the show.

And I'm certainly looking forward to season 3.

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What a timely bump. Been making my way through the back catalogue and listened to The Sting episode today (and yeah, totally agree, great movie).

Also agree with this:

Seth_Brower wrote:

For a comedic take on this I can't recommend enough "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" Steve Martin in the Redford role & Michael Cane in the Newman role.

I can probably count on one, maybe both hands the number of times I've heard other people even remember Dirty Rotten Scoundrels exists. What a shame it's been forgotten. Rewatched it last week and it still holds up!

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I know I haven't been here long, but I believe that common sense trumps post-count.
What you have described sounds unreasonable, disproportionate, and altogether toxic. So, my thoughts echo this:

AshDigital wrote:

The man has issues... don't make them yours.

Focus your mental energy elsewhere. Peace out.

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I know I'm late to the party on this one, but: bobdamn, this episode was AMAZING. I'm a music-theory geek as well, but I never really used much theory when I play something. This episode has inspired me to pick up the guitar again and do something a little more conscious and clever. THANKS! big_smile

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This is a fun, charming short. Worth 5 minutes of your time smile

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I agree with the problems of how the Hero's Journey is used (mistaking the symbol for what it symbolizes, etc), I was using it as a shorthand. But really, Heathers doesn't really go anywhere satisfying. Mean Girls does kind of the same thing, but when the film ends, it feels like an ending. But Heathers ends kind of... hollow? Unless the pointlessness is the point. The explosion lighting her cigarette is pretty badass though.

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Oh boy. Mean Girls is great. But we did a drinkalong for Heathers recently, and.. I'm not sure what that movie is for. Or if there's a moral. Or what the Hero's Journey is. There's some great moments, but that is a film crying out for a "what exactly is happening and how can this be fixed?" commentary.

BigDamnArtist wrote:

I was thinking some of clear base that could be gripped between the fingers, holding the model behind the hand, and then could be thrown forward and grabbed in the finger tips for the reveal. No clue if that would work.

Augment it with a bit of monofilament and I don't see why not. Like, have the wire set up so that when the hand moves into the gripping motion, the tension brings the model to the front of the finger tips. Just a thought.

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Dorkman wrote:

BEHOLD

http://deeperintomovies.net/journal/image08/hotfuzz4.jpg

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Marty J wrote:

Unlike some other films that take liberties with science (I'm looking at you, Prometheus), it's not even trying to be self-important "thinking man's sci-fi".

That's a good way to put it. I really don't think it's as po-faced as people make it out to be. It's really just a low-key Armageddon.

edit: Avengers 3: Loki Armageddon

I gotta geek out here for a moment and say: Die Hard is so well constructed that the setups and payoffs are very easy to find, but there's one you may miss: when Hans and company first appear (the shot of their truck, I believe), there is a leitmotif from Beethoven's 9th symphony. When they finally open the vault, Ode to Joy plays in all its glory. Subtle, but it's a payoff!
It's also fun to note that, from a musical standpoint, Hans is the "protagonist" of the film, at least for the first two acts.

(Sorry! I am a massive geek for this, and wholeheartedly admit if Die Hard were a person, I would probably perform sexual acts on it.)