I have a few hours tomorrow and Friday, and I had two native german language teachers throughout high school. I think I could manage Gustav's part.

That's about 2 Blurrys if you can burn them.

iJim is a Mac user, so probably a pro-res file that will require a mac solution.

From my limited sampling (n=3) I don't get the sense that Asylum has really pushed the T&A until their more recent work. PoM appears it could be part of that trend.

Skexican Cartels. <mic drop>

Teletubbies do Dallas?

I am so awesome at radio Kung Fu, this is the story I was born to tell!

Totally, Rob! I'd pull the funnies and the TV guide section out of the newspaper every Sunday and read the whole listing of every movie scheduled that week. When I went away to college I became known as the guy to who could (and would compulsively) name-that-movie just by walking into (or past) the TV room and catching a glimpse of a given scene. MPAA and star-ratings on demand were also part of the services I provided.   

My old man drove filthy toyotas.