BigDamnArtist wrote:
redxavier wrote:

On the subject of the violence, it's tempting to forget that you're an adult with years of experience and desensitivation towards more severe forms, but I'd encourage all of us to not to think that the lack of blood spurts and gore somehow makes violence more acceptable or more appropriate for kids. A beheading is still a beheading, and firing an arrow through an orc's head is just as violent without blood as with blood. The DoS EE has been given a 15 rating here in the UK, which puts it on the same level as Taken 2 (which I'm sure we'd all agree is not for kids).

There was a bit of debate over violence and ratings over Christmas (my siblings all have young children) and it was interesting to hear how even 'clean violence' was still influential. I've seen the young ones attempt to duplicate the fighting of Power Rangers, so on the face of it, there's no such thing as clean, appropriate violence, no matter how cartoonish it is. That's probably another topic though.

Sorry if that's how what I said came off, it's not what I meant.

How do I put this... the problem I'm trying to get at, is that PJ wants to have his cake and eat it too. He wanted The Hobbit to have that child-like wonder and be aimed at a younger audience. Hence why all the silly cartoon physics, and bad physical gags and the funny bad man with the weird eyebrows. But then at the same time, he's trying to directly tie this series into LOTR, so he's trying to bring in all these darker and more violent elements, but he keeps getting tripped up with the whole "younger audience thing" so he keeps pulling his punches.

So at the end of it what we have is this thing weird oblong thing that has a lot of the violence and darkness but all the edges are sanded off. There's lots of fighting, but everyone dies with one hit, there's a beheading or two... but no blood (I still don't know where you're getting this idea that every other orc is getting his head cut off, I remember one maaaaaybe two, but otherwise it's just a bunch of paper cut deaths), there's lots of dangerous situations but no actual danger.

So there's too much violence to really call it a movie suitable for younger audiences, but all the violence that is there is neutered so an adult audience isn't really going to enjoy it because it just feels fake and contrived. So at the end, it's not really a movie made for anyone, it's just bleh.

Hopefully that makes more sense and is closer to what I'm actually trying to say.

You know, BDA, we are closer than you think wink

The beheadings, I remember 3 distinctly in AUJ, right off the top-Thror in the Moria battle rememberance, and two in Globin town.

I agree that PJ is trying to have his cake and eat it too. But, the source material is also a child's book, which makes me more forgiving of it than LOTR, which I  take as a much more of an epic, good vs. evil, tale. One is far grander than the other in terms of scale and scope. I think that the Hobbit events can become more epic, but it still should be viewed from the original point of view, in my opinion.

As it is, I think PJ tried too hard to shoehorn in LOTR elements (Legolas, especially) without a clear way of not taking away from the Dwarves' story. I think that is my biggest problem with the Hobbit films.

I would not mind having that debate. On another forum, a poster was actually happy to see "wet stuff" referring to the Orc blood on Orkrist making it more realistic. I'm sitting there going, I don't need to see that in order to know that this is a rather violent film.

I agree with BDA in regards to the child-like tone of the film as to the physics, the over-the-top cartoonish actions that he listed. Unfortunately, PJ tried to blend such elements in to a progressively darker film, as Doc mentioned, with the grittier aspects of a war, and beheadings, and torture and madmen and the like. It is, in my opinion, a ridiculous blend that waters down both elements to the point that it is hard to take the film seriously.

Like I said, this is my perspective. Tell me a story that is self-contained, and I will judge that story accordingly. I don't judge Chronicles of Riddick against Pitch Black, or vice versa.

Keep in mind, my perspective on film is regarding characters and story, with the rest being trappings. The Hobbit will succeed, or fail, based upon its ability to establish characters and carry their story through. It establishes new characters (Thorin, namely) with a story that does not connect to LOTR save for the fact that Bilbo and Gandalf are involved.

Obviously, Jackson has woven more pieces from LOTR that Tolkien intended, so I will regard those characters  accordingly. Really, the only impact that has on me is that Gandalf, Legolas, Elrond, Galadriel and Bilbo won't die.

Well, like I said, I will attempt to spell it out in a way that doesn't come across asinine. I make no promises.

I get it, Hobbit is supposed to flow in to LOTR. I get that. It isn't that they are not connected, because they obviously are a story that has elements that flow together and build one from another. Ok? This isn't me saying it occurs in another world or a different version of ME.

My point is that matter of point of view (cue Obi-Wan, here, obviously). The Hobbit is told, especially the book, from Bilbo's point of view, and takes on a much more child-like tone in terms of episodic stories and adventures that climaxes with the Battle of the Five Armies. So, regardless of intention by PJ, the source material still carries with it a certain attitude, a more child like perspective, that lends itself towards a more fantastic point of view, and a more incredible  experience, by both reader and Bilbo.

I have no problem accepting them as one story-I really don't. What I won't do is compare one film's production values to another film's production values, regardless of intention. I, personally, right wrong or anal retentive, will take the film as how well it tells its part of the story. The Hobbit, while connected to LOTR, still tells a self-contained story. Because, it honestly does tell a story that contains characters, arcs, and has pay-offs and conclusions.

Ok, was that a better explanation? I'm not saying it is unconnected, or that one does not build on the other. I am just saying that I look at the Hobbit series as telling me one story, and then the other is telling me another story.

I hope that makes sense.

So, alcohol poisoning?

telexandroid wrote:
fireproof78 wrote:

But, I will not hold against the Hobbit that it doesn't feel like LOTR. For me, those are two separate entities in terms of tone and style, at least based upon source material.

I think a comparison is warranted, if for no other reason than the success of the adaptation of LOTR. Though, I guess the real lesson is that condensing rather than expanding is what makes for a better film.

And many do, and I'll not argue that one is the better approach. Simply, for my own purposes, I do not compare the two trilogies because I don't compare the two books. It really isn't a fair comparison, but now that the LOTR films have been made, the Hobbit film (whether as one, two or three) would forever live in its shadow...of MORDOR! (Couldn't resist wink). I would rather enjoy the films as a stand-alone work, rather than have constant reminders of another film series. 

Ok, I will save remaining thoughts for my audio recording. It will all make sense when I can speak it out loud, rather than trying to condense it in to text.

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Well, great. Now I want to play C&C. Thanks, Tom wink

If you ever listen to some of the music, it doesn't all qualify as unnecessary wink

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Will be doing audio recording tomorrow, for both this project and another one.

Glad to see that list getting completed! smile

^^

I know one can be made, for certain.

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Teague wrote:

Surprise!

Full disclosure, this "Christmas present" episode is actually re-gifted to you from Mike. The main reason we recorded this was so he'd have sumthin' to listen to as he recovers, and we did Star Wars because he knows it like the back of his hand. But, it's a whole new commentary, with no repeat conversations from the first Star Wars commentary, so. Hooray! God bless us, every one.

Also, here's the Auralnauts thing we were talkin' about.

Episode I, Episode II, Episode III.



The thing that cracked me up and became my favorite thing ever, by the way, is the Threepio "storyline" throughout these three videos. The moment that sold me is on Episode I, at 5:40. I quote that all time time now.

Merry Christmas, guys and thank you!

Also, as a bit of a fun laugh (for me anyway, YMMV), is that I decided to look at Trey's Twitter feed (I actually don't have Twitter) and stumbled upon photos of Stansweet and the Tantive IV corridor that Trey apparently saw.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3VHIBiCEAAOSBJ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3VHbm8CYAAxubF.jpg

I plan on doing a full audio recording regarding my thoughts on Battle of Five Armies, and the Hobbit trilogy as a whole, but, in my opinion, AUJ is the least disappointing of the three, because I think it strikes the right tone of the books. DOS felt closer to LOTR in terms of tone, but added too many characters, and BOTFA became too clunky as a result.

There are some great character moments in BOTFA but there are too many characters for the story to be smooth sailing. In addition, and I'm no expert, but having to introduce Dain, and Gundubad and bats and sand worms-well, Avatar put it correctly-it feels bloated.

But, I will not hold against the Hobbit that it doesn't feel like LOTR. For me, those are two separate entities in terms of tone and style, at least based upon source material.

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Funny, that was the first thing I thought of as well...

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bullet3 wrote:

For Interstellar, I would also say, if you didn't see it in 70mm Imax, you can't judge the effects work. That may seem harsh, but having seen it both ways, there's just no comparison. The experience of Interstellar with the full vertical framing was way superior to anything in Gravity for me, even if Gravity was doing much more technically sophisticated things. Yes, the blackhole/workhole sequences are CG, but they've also got model and full-scale practical ships and robots, not to mention actually throwing massive clouds of dust around, filming in Iceland, etc. That stuff goes a long way. Ultimately, whatever the mix of practical and cg was on Interstellar, the end result is breathtaking and I don't see it losing the oscar. Remember, it's not just purely about tech, it's how it's applied to convey an experience.

Edit: Also, no way in hell Hobbit will win anything. Those movies are incredibly ugly, and still despite all the tech look like fake video-game cut-scenes half the time

While I have no doubt about Interstellar's chances, I will disagree about the Hobbit, especially the latest installment. But, I also have little eye for such things, and appreciate CGI only has far as it impacts the story and world.

I will add my thoughts here, with more to follow later.

First of all, it is a fun ride, and gets pretty intense from the beginning and moving in to the battle proper. There are several good character beats, especially for Thorin, who goes from more likable to being selfish and paranoid, which is honestly an interesting look in to the mental state of the character, something not really done in LOTR, save for Frodo. Balin and Dwalin have great moments too, in my opinion, showing their closeness and love of Thorin and their devastation at his fall like his grandfather.

The CGI is more polished, from what I could tell-I really don't have an idea on those things. The only glaring point was Legolas, but that was it. I echo avatar in that Azog and Bolg really came out well, as did Sauron and the Nazgul, which appear as specters.

I think that it is well done, and a lot of fun, but I am hoping the EE expands more upon Beorn, Dol Guldur and some other things. There was a lot that let me down, not in the diminished enjoyment, but things I would do differently. Kind of reflections upon the trilogy as a whole.

It's worth at least one watch, in my opinion.

Jp12x wrote:

Since Disney has thrown out the expanded universe, maybe. The expanded universe old tech was lightsabers that had belt-mounted batteries.

There is a deleted scene of Luke making his lightsaber. Was Obi-wan there? I can't recall. Regardless, the color suggests Sith and the Sith are the ones who experiment (caveat:expanded universe info). I would guess a new design rather than an ancient one.

Spoilered just in case, with speculation and content from Shadows of the Empire novel.

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I think it was in the novelization for Shadows of the Empire, when Luke first constructed his new saber. He found a journal in Obi-Wan's hut on Tatooine and used those schematics to build his saber.

A scene was also supposed to be included in the ROTJ film of Luke in a cave assembling his saber, and putting it in to R2 before the droids go to see Jabba. 'Twas cut but included on the latest Blu-Ray, I believe.

Jp12x wrote:
Invid wrote:

Hell, apart from Excalibur, I can't think of where I've seen them used in a movie.

Braveheart, I think. More relevant, I think there is a broadsword duel in Mel Gibson's Hamlet. I could be thinking of another movie, though. Or, the wrong kind of sword.

As for 'original intentions' Lucas has claimed to have started the story in his early teens. It's been through countless revisions (and many of his claims have changed too may times for me to believe anything he says) but the earliest full treatments I have seen/heard of were near-exact copies of The Hidden Fortress: same plot, same characters (the General was Starkiller). And, the Vader/Obi-Wan fight is kendo. It is one of only two duels in the OT and Vader/Luke is also heavy with kendo.

That said, who cares if there's a broadsword now? I only question the crossguard because no one in 6 movies needed one...

Also, a quick look at Wiki says broadsword basically just means "not a rapier": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket-hilted_sword

Well, I didn't mean for it to escalate this far. I'm not saying that it wasn't kendo, just the origination of the concept of the saber, which drew from multiple sources. For the sake of repetition, I am not saying the duels in the OT are broadsword based. Not at all.

I have done research on the origins of Star Wars as well as similarities to other films. Sorry if I got my sources mixed up.

I've heard the idea that the new saber's extensions are saber vents for an unstable blade. I think Tom mentioned that too (yep, he did: http://friendsinyourhead.com/forum/view … 6#p54096). Also, had some time today and read a Cracked article about outraged fan reactions to the trailer: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the- … s-trailer/

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One of the best aspects of my being in graduate school is access to academic databases of all fields, and not just my own. If this were freely available, and credible (not saying you are not, but Google cannot be trusted) I would likely work it in to my regular reading.

Sounds very interesting. Also,

http://www.kimtuck.com/imageshacker/7c5d711e110fe83660a6edd913bcff94.gif

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Teague wrote:

"Alice, for real, that is an awesome goddamned paper lantern."

[tagged in: sentences I'm unlikely to repeat in my lifetime]

I must echo this sentiment.

Just fantastic work, Alice. Good job!

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Can we rename each thread as 2012 edition, 2013 edition, etc.?

Also, playing through Fallout New Vegas and will be starting Skyrim next.

New Vegas has turned out to be more frustrating, so I don't hit it as often as I did Halo 4. Hoping the story picks up more soon, if not, Skyrim will come early smile

Jp12x wrote:
fireproof78 wrote:

I more meant how the sabers were supposed to feel, and be treated in the original  concept. It was more broadsword than strict katana.

Sorry fireproof, but nope. They are katanas. Most of the fighting in the original was kendo. Watch 'The Hidden Fortress' and you'll understand better that A New Hope is a samurai movie. Also, watch it because it is awesome.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nnhitd4phew/UtiMVeULknI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/iavghdQsby0/s1600/fortress2.jpg

Please, bear in mind, that I am talking about Lucas' original conceptions for the story, and not what was portrayed in the films. I'm not arguing that what eventually happened on film was not kendo, having studied kendo, and watched 7 Samurai for inspiration.

I doubt I am saying it exactly how I mean, so I might just stop while I'm not ahead. wink

Invid wrote:

Japanese Katana's are used with two hands. You don't duel with broadswords smile

Well, I was trying to simplify it but thank you for the correction big_smile

I more meant how the sabers were supposed to feel, and be treated in the original  concept. It was more broadsword than strict katana.

I think that's what I meant-my brain is fried

Invid wrote:

Given all the other influences in the original movie, I'd say the Jedi are Samurai and the light swords are more like katana's. "A more elegant weapon."

I'm not saying that isn't how they ended up, but the original conception of the "laser sword" was more of a broad sword, being very "heavy" and easier to wield with two hands rather than one. Again, this is what it started out as-obviously, what it ended up as deviates quite a bit.

I think the milieu of influences in Star Wars, there is a lot that can be seen emerging in the finished product. smile

Given the lightsaber origin as like a broadsword, the cross guard does not strike me as odd. I agree with Tom that it doesn't look entirely practical, and a quick Google search will likely reveal some fan designs more akin to what I'm thinking. But, I think that the guard is an interesting idea, one that could be employed to a minimal degree in combat.

Also, could be the "Rule of Cool" being applied too wink

http://criticalanklebites.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/snakes.jpg

I thought of this whenever I saw comments about the ball droid smile

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