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(12 replies, posted in Off Topic)

See, the Ewok eyes I don't mind, The weird noise that Obi-Wan makes I don't mind, even the fact that greedo shoots first I don't mind, but adding lines you don't need that weaken the climactic moment of the whole trilogy? Shoving CGI animals into the foreground and background of shots doing silly things and being distracting, ruining the composition of the shot? Adding a redundant scene of Jabba the Hut, where he just goes over the exact same dialogue line for line from the previous scene? Adding a shot of R2D2 hovering down a flight of stairs for no reason other than to just have R2D2 use the hover jets in the old movie?

I mean, it's a good thing R2 really needed to get down those stairs, right? Cause we needed to see that shot where he does that, even though chronologically that's the very last time he ever uses them. And there are some times when using them would have probably been pretty useful as well. He could have just hovered over to the shore on Degobah instead of falling into the water and being eaten, right? He could have gotten off Jabba's barge without diving dome-first into the sand, right? But no, going down the stairs is the important thing. So long as he can do that, I'm good. I'm so glad they didn't cut that pointless shot out of the movie, proper editing be damned.

And I never understood something about the Jabba scene in ANH. They have Jabba repeat the same dialogue as greedo from the previous scene, right? Except both of those characters are speaking some gibberish language that maybe a dozen people on the planet are nerdy enough to actually learn. Why didn't they just change the fucking subtitles so one of the characters was saying something different? Or, barring that, why not just change the dialogue for Jabba altogether? It's an inserted shot, right? You have some guy that does Jabba's voice, right? Make his dialogue different from the dialogue in the previous scene!

Or better yet, cut the redundant scene out of your god damn movie.

And the thing is, why the hell is he trying to 'fix' a series of films that are so popular to begin with? I mean, clean them up and make them look good, make reasonable alterations to improve or append the older effects, makeup, costumes, whatever. But to actually take scenes you cut out of the movie because they were redundant or pointless and put them back in doesn't "improve" the films. It "makes them worse".

Like I said in the other thread, Star Wars is the only reason I still have a VCR in my house.

Well, that and my old porn collection. Can you believe there are so few reliable retailers for 1960's and 70's bondage porn on DVD?

Edit, I take back the Greedo shooting first thing. That does bother me a lot.

427

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

haha, nope, it's just making the rounds. I would like to go there, tho.

428

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

oh god, why do you do these things on the weekends I have to work!?

429

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

You are now laughing for the next five minutes.

430

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

OK, I wasn't gonna post these videos in this thread, because they're decidedly not cool, but I didn't want to start another thread just for two videos that may or may not be legit. This guy, somehow, got his hands on the bluray releases for the starwars films and was apparently bothered by some... alterations in the audio for the films. He then posted two clips of the audio re-synched to video from the DVD releases. He has since posted what he claims to be an actual clip from the bluray. These are the two original clips he posted:


Now, I wasn't going to buy the bluray versions anyway, because I already have the definitive releases of the films - the remastered widescreen versions on VHS - but I thought you guys might like to have a sample of what may be Lucas further damaging his most popular films. The clip of Obiwan scaring off the sand people isn't that bad a change, but adding lines of dialogue for Vader like that... what purpose does it serve? It's unnecessary crap added for no reason.

So yeah, hopefully these clips are fake, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they were real.

On a side note, the paintings on the covers of the two trilogy collections are really neat. Very digital looking, but whoever painted them obviously knows how to make that look work. They're really loose and borderline abstract when you look at the details. The one on the complete collection is pretty crap, tho, and I doubt it was the same guy. I only bring it up because I've been running them a lot at work, so I've basically been staring at the covers for a couple hours a day for the last week or so. If I were actually looking to buy these movies, I'd be disappointed by the lackluster case design on the complete collection.

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(44 replies, posted in Episodes)

I was kinda hoping you guys would continue the talk about Tarantino's little universe when you started talking about the cop, but since you didn't bring it up, I guess I will - though maybe you bring it up in volume two, when Sam Jackson is actually talking:

There's a theory that would have you believe that Tarantino's films all exist in the same universe. They are all interconnected in some way. You have to exclude Jackie Brown from this, as that was based on a book and not set in his universe.

Do you guys put any stock into this theory? I mean, we know at least that Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction have to exist in the same universe, since there's a Vega brother in each film. I think it's safe to also assume that Kill Bill and Death Proof exist in the same universe, as the cop and his son show up in both. He uses the same brand names in his movies. Personally, I like the idea a lot, so until he comes out and says it's not so, or he does something that would definitely prevent that theory from working I'm gonna just go along with the notion that this is all one big universe and he's just showing us all how fucking awesome the universe in his head is.

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(44 replies, posted in Episodes)

I fucking love Quentin Tarantino. I even liked Death Proof. I think it's his weakest film, but I still liked it.

As for Kill Bill, I like both volumes pretty evenly. The second one is a lot more talky and slower, but what it lacks in energy and gore it more than makes up for with tension. There are three or four scenes in that movie that are spectacularly tense and unnerving. That more than anything is what I love about Tarantino's films. All of his flicks - even True Romance - has one or several of those intense scenes where it's just some people sitting and talking at a table, but he does it so well and keeps ramping up the tension that you're locked in a death-grip, unable to look away. No matter what movie he makes, I guarantee you one of the standout scenes in it is going to be a few people sitting at a table and talking. Most writers avoid that shit like the plague and try to keep their characters moving around and doing stuff during the talky bits, but Qt says "nope, they just sit down and have some coffee and stare into each other's souls".

433

(47 replies, posted in Episodes)

Kon's films and that show he did have a lot of weird mental stuff going on. The main character in Perfect Blue is an actress in a show about herself being a murderer and then people start getting murdered in reality and it messes her head all up to where she can't keep the acting and the reality straight in her head. Paranoia Agent deals with a number of mental / social stigma but mostly in subplots...  i think...  It's been a while since I saw it and it seems to do the same thing in the last couple episodes that Paprika did in the final act.

I didn't really like Paprika all that much. I should try watching it again, tho. I think I was pretty drunk the first time I saw it. From what I remember, tho, it seems to do the opposite of what inception does. In a dream, anything and everything can happen. That's a really cool way to do it, but there's a danger of pulling stuff out of your ass whenever you need it. I can't remember enough of Paprika to say if that happened at all, tho. It was definitely surreal.

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(47 replies, posted in Episodes)

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(47 replies, posted in Episodes)

I think you guys are right. This film is really good, but if there had been a fresh set of eyes to come in and remove anything that wasn't really needed - combine the architect and the host, use dream physics more often, drop the subplot involving the guys who are after DiCaprio (the movie drops them as well, so... yeah...)and limit the amount of explainy bits in the movie, then go through the whole thing with a fine-tooth comb and add lots of cool touches that you'd only get on a second viewing, then yeah. Masterpiece.

The scene that bothers me a bit is the dream coffee scene. It's Cobb's dream and she's populating it, but when Cobb tells her it's a dream, none of her subconscious people react. They just sit there drinking their coffee. It would have been cooler if they had stopped and started looking at DiCaprio for a couple of shots and then he started blowing shit up.

The idea of a chase sequence where they start fucking with the architecture in order to escape, or the idea of needing to keep the guy from waking up, so they can't fuck with the dream too much is a much better explanation for the lack of cool dream shit than anything.

You guys talk for a while about the sequence where Ellen Page is changing shit left and right and Cobb's subconscious people aren't really reacting that strongly, and you point that out as a flaw in the film. I dunno, tho. I think maybe Cobb's subconscious is more trained to accept weird shit in dreams due to his job, the same way that some people's subconscious is trained to react more violently and militarily to weird shit in dreams.

But that said, I think what they SHOULD have done is gotten away with a ton of shit in the dream and had it be perfectly fine with the dreamer. When you're dreaming, absolutely crazy shit can happen and you take it in stride - including just teleporting to some random new location. The clash of reality and dreamworld is the thing that would kick you out, so the intruders not acting all weird and fitting in with the dream would be what fucks it all up. In that sense, I think your idea of the 'dreams' being more of a virtual reality rather than an actual dream is a better way to look at the movie.

The limbo thing is the biggest problem I have with the movie. Cobb and Juno go to limbo at the end to get Scarecrow. Juno kills Scarecrow and he goes up one level. Juno then kills herself and goes up one level. However, Cobb and Mal went to limbo and created a huge world there, and when they killed themselves they went all the way up. At the end of the film, Cobb and Ken Watanabi kill themselves and also go all the way up. The fact that limbo behaves however the plot needs it to behave is the only thing in the movie that breaks for me. I can forgive everything else. Perhaps there is something I'm missing, tho?

EDIT - NM, I think the reason they go all the way up is because there are no levels of dreams going on above them...  but if that's the case how did Cobb and Mal get to limbo in the first place? Hrmm...

436

(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The guys who run Disney now are the exact opposite sort of people Disney himself was, in a business sense. Disney made a masterpiece once every three or four years. These guys want to crank out three or four piles of shit every year because they know people will go see them.

If you think about it, they're kinda modelling their business on The Asylum. Bigger budgets, and more time per film, but that's about the only difference.

437

(11 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I feel the same as Fixed, tho I will agree with the idea that other film makers need to stop ripping it off every time they want to make a dark sci-fi film.

438

(2 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I enjoyed watching it. I thought the casting was great, and that Sean William Scott was amazingly good. I thought the Rock did OK as well. It was nice to see both of them acting so far outside their typecast norm. The only casting I hated was Cheri Oteri, because Cheri Oteri.

I honestly can't remember the plot(s), aside from the Sean Scott + The Rock relationship and how there are two Sean Scotts running around. The rest of the movie is fuzzy, and it feels like the weird time paradox/vortex plot only really takes up like 10% of the movie. It feels like there's 90% of movie there that's trying to do something besides tell a story. I guess Donnie Darko was the same way. I don't really 'like' either of the two flicks, tho they are kinda interestingly shot and acted.

Does "The Box" have the same sort of weirdness going on? I avoided it because of Richard Kelly's prior inability to make a film that makes much sense.

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(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

I think he's got a kidney stone. I showed up late to the show, tho, so I don't have all the details of what happened. The last we heard was that they were heading to the hospital. Someone else will have to fill in the details and such.

440

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

A Few Good Men was good. Now go beat the demons out of Teague so he can return to us.

Get well soon, man.

441

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

A Few Good Men is one of those movies that I've always meant to get around to watching, but haven't. So glad I decided to swing by the forum again tonight tongue

442

(14 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Maybe a regular old talky-talk podcast where the panel just talks about movies / random stuff for a half hour or something. Wouldn't have to be a regular thing, just once in a while. Whenever something worth talking about pops up, but not worth talking about for two full hours of commentary.

I wouldn't want you guys to burn out on talking about movies and stuff, tho. When it becomes too much like work it stops being fun.

443

(9 replies, posted in Off Topic)

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Again, bored. Thought it would be neat to have DiF flavored smileys, but now that I think of it, it looks more like smurf themed smileys and they don't read that well. Oh well, just killed a half hour or so tongue (I didn't make a smiley for that...)

If you do the Orson Welles clap, make it     : bravo :

Edit: tried to make them read better... Still too smurfy...

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(8 replies, posted in Creations)

A few things stick out to me. The color grading doesn't match from the CG to the live action, but you already mentioned it wasn't finished. Another thing that bugs me is the lighting on the landing shot. With the light source in the shot the way it is, the door section of the ship shouldn't be receiving any direct light at all. That said, I doubt too many other people will be bugged by that. The only other crit I can offer is that the smoke clouds in the landing shots (both the hovering up to the bridge and the actual landing) look too saturated to me.

Minor things, really. Are you gonna post it up after you get the sound in there? I was making sound effects for it in my head while I watched it tongue

Awesome short, man. I like how you do the breakdown visualization.

445

(14 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I think it was mentioned during one of the other shows that they'd have to tackle this one eventually just because it's one of those movies that you can either embrace it's weirdness and love it to death or you can't and you hate it with a passion. I haven't seen it, myself. It sounds like something I'd like, tho.

446

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm sick and bored.

447

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I just watched it. Amazing. I think people have really underestimated this film. It's a brilliant prosecution of the modern psyche. People are too self involved. We don't understand nature at all. The cardboard cutout CGI birds are a representation of man's ignorance of nature. The hippie Global Warming message-thumpers represent the way the average person looks at any sort of environmentalist.

Face it, as soon as anyone hears the words "Global Warming" they groan and roll their eyes as though it's gone out of fashion or something. Climate change was so 2003.

So you've got these shallow, mindless drones going about their daily grind, never really thinking too much about their environment or the planet. The 'protagonist' guy watches as the news talks about the death of polar bears, wildfires, mass bird deaths, etc and he's just sitting there eating a donut like it's no big deal. He may drive a hybrid, and he may buy some solar panels, but is he doing that because he gives a shit about the environment or because he's an upper middle-class douchebag following a trend? His lack of interest in anything outside his job and supermodel girlfriend tells me he's just following the herd.

They spend the first half of the movie just existing. We endure the monotony with them. Driving to work. Driving home. Walking to the car. Sitting in a meeting. Sitting at a cubicle. Having boring, shallow conversations. We even hear the same short musical cues over and over. Repetition and boredom. They see some dead birds on the beach and have no idea what to do. The birds look fake to us, but they may as well be aliens to them. They react as though the birds could explode at any second. Later they see some birds hovering on a tree. They again have an alien look to them, as though the characters have no clue as to what they're looking at. They have no appreciation for nature, and give these birds very puzzled looks.

When the birds finally do attack, they're destroying towns and gas stations. They're exploding and dive-bombing buildings. If you take this footage as being as exaggerated as the banality of the first half of the film, and as exaggerated as the way they view the message-thumping environmentalist characters, the scenes with the birds could very well just be their interpretation of some much simpler events, including perhaps some fantasies about how they're reacting to these events. Gunning down birds with an AK47? Seems like more of an overly-heroic fantasy formed in the mind of a guy who watches too much TV and movies. Perhaps there are some birds with some sort of disease, as the environmentalist is saying, and that these birds are indeed attacking people, but surely the explosions are things that they are fantasizing.

For example, the birds are exploding in the first shots, but then fail to do so again throughout the rest of the film. The characters don't see these events, so perhaps we are to interpret this as how the mass media might cover these events? Also, at a gas station scene, the pump only catches fire after they leave, meaning that the characters themselves could very well have been fantasizing that. I think this film may be a representation of the sort of mass hysteria the media can cause with their 'gotcha' style of reporting - their exaggerations and lies to make any mundane story seem like it could be the end of the world.

I give it 3/4 stars. I believe Armond White would agree.

448

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'll see your star wars porn parody and raise you with a Star Trek porn fan edit. Sorta.

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(47 replies, posted in Episodes)

I had one more thing to add to this thread a while back and didn't want to dredge up the topic just for this:

The only thing in the movie that had perplexed me was the story Ofelia tells to her unborn brother about the rose that could give eternal life. I couldn't figure out why it was in there, and then it dawned on me. The baby is the rose. I suppose you could look at the rose story as some kind of metaphor for life in general as well. People sought the rose because it gave eternal life, but the thorns gave instant death. But the two are inseparable. You can't have life without death, yeah? So maybe it's like a story about how dumb it is to want eternal life. Like, this Captain guy just wanted his name and memory to go on, yeah? So that's why he wanted the kid, but he obviously got stuck by a thorn instead.

I still don't know what all that crap ends up meaning, but there you go. I wonder if the face-smashing scene was a metaphor for alcoholism or something...

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(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I've not seen birdemic, but I've seen some 'reviews' of it, and yeah...  it looks like it would be torture. I do seek out and watch bad movies, or at least low budget movies that I've never heard of that randomly pop up in the budget bin. I used to buy them all used at the video rental places until they all up and went broke. Got about a hundred or so on DVD. I dunno why. After I saw "Invasion" one night while I was drunk, I decided to start collecting them. Invasion was terrible on a level that is hard to comprehend. You think Birdemic is bad, imagine if it was shot entirely through the dash-cam of a cop car and 50% of the movie was nothing but empty dirt road at night with some teenage girl screaming and crying. It's amazing.

Seriously watch this movie. It's on netflix instant.
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Invasion/70082191

Birdemic looks like it would have made for a hilariously bad ten minute short or something, but feature length? No. That said, I've sat through some painfully bad movies. You wanna see a bad movie? Check out "All Hell Broke Loose" or "Bounty". I don't think I've ever seen a good indie / low budget modern western. The closest I can think of is "Shoot First And Pray You Live" which isn't terrible, but is obviously just some dude trying to make a Quentin Tarantino western and trying too hard.

Anyway, if you wanna see some bad movies, check out Barnholtz Entertainment's stock of B-movie westerns. They make the Asylum's flicks look like huge-budget Micheal Bay movies.