I'm waiting for the Trey-us ex machina, where it is revealed that we've been puppets all along.

You guys are kraken me up.

Are we in the third act yet? I want to see Chekov's gun going off.

(Although, strictly speaking, shouldn't Chekov have a phaser?)

I haven't seen the first page yet. Is it really worth it, or can I just skip straight to the second and third pages? I hear it was just based on a forum about Disneyland rides, so how good can it be anyway?

Middle-aged leading men that all the women in the cast swoon over, sometimes after being forcefully kissed by the leading man in question (see any Bond movie with Roger Moore as an example).

Walter Brennan-type goofy geezers, especially in cartoon form (such as 'Old BOB' in 'The Black Hole').

Using 'bellowing into a large mobile phone' as shorthand for 'douchebag' when introducing a character.

Band-aided spectacles + pocket protector + nasal whine as standard dress code for 'geek'.

COM-PU-TER VOI-CES *chunka-chunka-chunka* like the one on the original 'Star Trek'.

Printers that sound like dot-matrix Epsons.

Printers are characters, right? At least, they're more interesting than progress bars.