I know my audience.

Nah, AotC is genuinely worse. Its central plot is a mystery that is never even remotely resolved, and unlike TPM which at least had Neeson to carry it there's not a single character who's entertaining or engaging to watch. It has none of the visual appeal of TPM due to its flat quality, its pacing is utterly dire. And as the romance was billed as the centerpiece it's a pretty big problem for it to fail so spectacularly.

I'd say it is incoherent. Anakin claims Obi is like his father, but we never, ever see that in any meaningful sense besides Obi lecturing Anakin pedantically. And "not true to Guinness but consistent within itself" (which, again, I don't agree with) is still a problem, as these are supposed to be prequels to the movies he was in and depicting a relationship that's faithful to the one he described.

I totally buy the friendship in RotS. It's one of the better parts of the film. But in AotC it's nonexistent.

The Witch is the best film of the year that I've seen thus far, followed by 10 Cloverfield Lane.

Zootopia was surprisingly good.

The Revenant and Hail, Caesar! were both good fun. Well, that's the wrong word for The Revenant.

Still really looking forward to Voyage of Time, which now has an October release date!!! Also Passengers, Lights Out, Knight of Cups, Weightless, and The Neon Demon. Also also, need to see Green Room.

What is this country coming to, I ask you, when a man can't express himself at the proper metaphorical volume on an internet forum? This is how the Roman empire fell.

So exciting! Sent in a question, can't wait to hear your guys' dulcet tones again.