While Gravity may have been enhanced by 3D, I remain skeptical that it's much more than a gimmick overall.

Perfume might have been enhanced by smell-o-vision, after all. Would we want that all the time?

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C-Spin wrote:

SPOILERS

The vibe I got, and thus my personal canon, was that she was lying about being the Moment's interface and it was actually Bad Wolf Rose.

Oh, That's good. I love that. I'll have one of those.

Altho... Show
It slips a LITTLE at the end when Bad Wolf doesn't dissuade our Doctors and actually gives them a big red button to push. If that was the intention, then you'd think she'd forcefully try to get them to come up with something else. I was rather taken with the idea of a bomb so smart it doesn't want to be used. That felt like a Douglas Adams beat.

Teague wrote:

I want an "I'm with Zarban" t-shirt.

http://www.cafepress.com/mf/67256092/ty … =638606068

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The Adventure in Space and Time documentary was terrific and rather sad at the end.

The 50th Anniversary Special was terrific too, if a bit wobbly. Billie Piper is the Ghost of Christmas Past as a weapon of mass destruction? Odd choice of motivation.

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Maybe she didn't mention every single aspect of her massive world upfront because that's both terrible writing and it would rob the series of any reveals down the road?

Having Harry clean an old Triwizard Tournament trophy in detention in Chamber of Secrets wouldn't ruin Goblet of Fire.

And imagine writing a movie adaptation of Prisoner of Azkaban now without using the term "Death Eater". Both impossible and pointless. It would be like never mentioning "Jedi knight" until Return of the Jedi.

Dorkman wrote:

I would bet that she had sorted out the broad strokes of horcruxes before she began writing the first book. ... I would say she wrote Chamber knowing the nature of the diary.

We've seen plenty of cases where screenwriters say they had no idea there might be a sequel or they would have provided for it better. I think that was the case here. I think Rowling came up with Chamber of Secrets by thinking "Now that V is dead and gone, who will be the villain? I know! He left behind a piece of himself when he was younger!" And the idea of horcruxes came later as a way to tie books 1 and 2 to the others and make V hard to kill in the end. My evidence is the fact that destroying V in Stone didn't make him a powerless wraith again in Chamber. The real, actual, present-day V is totally absent and there is only young Tom Riddle.

Let me be clear, tho, and say that I think Rowling planned each individual book incredibly well. It has to be really hard to write story after story that takes place over an entire school year and yet maintains both mystery and good pacing. And she was clearly very good at keeping careful notes about who did what when so the timelines matched and she could reuse characters. It's an astonishing feat.

Clearly, Rowling did a lot of planning and built a fantastical world that served her very well the further she went. It just bothers me when people claim that she's a genius at planning the whole arc of the saga when she frequently first introduces things only when she needs to them to become central to the plot. That's clear evidence that she didn't plan ahead much, especially before book 5.

Again, you cannot use the author's after-the-fact justifications to defend her. The ingenious planner people claim she is would have worked in a mention of those things before they became the main plot points of later books.

Darth Praxus wrote:

Also, there are at least some plausible reasons as to why some of your points weren't mentioned.

You can't use Rowling's justifications for Rowling's failings and still claim she's a genius at planning and slipping in hints.

A genius at planning would have mentioned James's friends' names, showed the twins sneaking around with a map, and had Harry punished by polishing an old Triwizard Tournament trophy. And a genius at planning would have figured out some way to mention the Deathly Hallows somewhere in SIX books (especially since Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, and Sirius all know Harry has a cloak just like the one in the story).

Dorkman wrote:

It's possible ... but the number of early seeds planted for major plot points is so extensive it would require Rowling to be significantly more of a genius to pull them together with no plan at all than to have planted them deliberately, and is frankly the less plausible explanation.

Disagree. The case for the former is how many things central to a story are not even mentioned until the beginning of that story.

  • James' circle of friends and their magical map aren't discussed until Azkaban; prior to that, Sirius is just a guy who loaned Hagrid a motorcycle and Scabbers is a rat.

  • Death Eaters aren't mentioned until Goblet of Fire, despite the fact that Snape was one (surely a subject of rumor at the school) and Sirius was accused of being in league with V.

  • The Triwizard Tournament is first mentioned in Goblet, despite the fact that winning it bestows "eternal glory".

  • The Order of the Phoenix and the prophecy about Harry aren't even hinted at until Order, despite the fact that all the central characters in Azkaban were in the order and V's whole motivation for attacking Harry is the prophecy.

  • The Deathly Hallows, the Elder Wand, and wands having or changing allegiances due to disarming and "defeating by superior skill" aren't discussed until Hallows, even tho there is a ton of disarming and defeating done thruout, including Draco and Snape killing Dumbledore at the end of Prince.

And there is a shit-ton of after-the-fact explanation by Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, and Lupin at times, most of which is obvious retcon flim-flammery. Clearly, Rowling just kept good notes and often said "who (or what) can I use here that I've only mentioned before?"

I look forward to Michael's theory, but OotP is my least favorite movie and, now, book. There's no plot to speak of. Things just happen, most of it brought on by Harry himself. If Harry had been able to control his temper and been more discreet about conducting his own DADA classes, most of the story wouldn't have happened. And it doesn't help that I can't stand the villain; it's hard to imagine one less cinematic. (She plays politics and makes rules! Oh no! An entire school of wizards is helpless!)

And it's all a running metaphor for domestic abuse, which is a topic Rowling explores with pathological regularity in all the books.

But the ending IS spectacular.

Edit: the fix, IMO, would be for Harry and others to keep encountering genuine threats in ways that Umbridge can continue to deny are real. Then Harry conducts DADA classes as a necessity while Umbridge is sidelined, culminating in the MoM battle. Instead, the big looming danger thruout is... exams.

Darth Praxus wrote:

Not to be too much of a nerd, but Avada Kedavra, at least, is unblockable, and that's pretty much the only one Voldy cares about using, so any defensive spells would be useless.

She who writes the story makes the rules.

Dorkman wrote:

Watch CHAMBER again. That's what it does there, too. It blows Lockhart back but his wand stays in his hand.

Same with Snape in the Shrieking Shack in Prisoner, altho I think he gets hit by 2 or 3 at once.

If I was a wizard going into a duel, the first thing I'd do is cast a few defensive spells on myself, especially something to counter or reflect spells. Casting unforgivable curses becomes a lot trickier if you have to worry about it bouncing back at you. You would want to use more spells that affect the area around the other wizard rather than the wizard himself, etc. MUCH more interesting battle. The stuff between Dumbledore and Voldemort at the Ministry of Magic was great; why not have more of that?

You're one of the people I disagree with, then, because--if you include SPEW--she's no better in the books, in my opinion. Almost every single line she has is "We can't do what you want, Harry" or "We MUST do this now, Harry" or "OMG! Studying!" What small consolation she was to Harry in 1-4 was given to Luna in 5 (not that I'd get rid of Luna).

I've been having my manservant Lyle read the books to me in preparation for this, and a few things strike me:

  • The first books are really closely adapted.

  • Holy crap Hermione's obsession with house elf rights is weird. That and a bunch of other things (like the whole of Umbridge's character and young James being a prick) feel like her bad marriage is a demon lurking just under the surface.

  • Those couple of people who told me "Hermione's not as much of a know-it-all in the books" are full of shit. Kloves should have given some of that stuff to Ron, because he is fucking useless in the middle books.

  • Rowling cares a lot about character motivation, but not so much that she smoothly works in explanations as she goes. Instead, especially at the end of Order and beginning of Prince, she has one character just interrogate another about why they did or didn't do a whole list of things, and most of the answers are retcons (Snape gives Bellatrix about 5 BS reasons why he hasn't killed Harry after 5 years). You could create a FAQ just from those sections.

  • The movies really should have made the magic more cinematic. The books really do have characters just get shoved around a lot.

  • Leaving the trio's OWL exam results out of the movie was a mistake. It shows that Harry isn't as mediocre as the movies otherwise depict.

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avatar wrote:

Just wondering if all you film buffs here have any rituals you do in respect of watching films...

I don't have any annual movie-watching rituals or anything. I don't really watch movies over again except for commentaries or when introducing them to my young niece and nephew.

I rarely watch bits and pieces of movies, but I'll sometimes record something on DVR and fast forward thru boring bits but still catch all the plot points. Likewise, I'll often pause a movie and think about the plot developments or surf the Net for a little while before restarting it.

I prefer to watch at my house over someone else's just because I have the best home theater of my circle of friends and family. And for the same reasons of quality I prefer Blu-ray and HD DVR recordings over DVD and streaming.

And, for the record (because I know a lot of people don't), I watch nearly all the extras on all my disks.

I prefer to sit around the 10th row at the theater, near the center, simply because those are the best seats to fill your vision without craning your neck. I don't arrive late. Tardiness is either incompetence or passive aggressiveness, and I'm competent and actively aggressive.

*jabs finger in your chest*

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Trey wrote:

However, re-scanning the originals would certainly mean dust-busting and color-correcting them all over again.

...

Most of the people who would even sort of care about that are nearing retirement age now (hi, how are ya?).  I believe the in-house term for us at Disney is "dead people".

Right, but remember that the special editions were not done at very high res. With 4k TVs available already, I'd be very surprised if Disney thought a 4k version that old fans and film historians don't like is good enough for the long haul. I think they'll look for the next round-numbered anniversary--the 40th in 2017--and do a full restoration, like they've done with many old Disney films. They MAY wait to do it in 2027 for the 50th, tho, but I'm very confident that they'll do it.

On second thought, they'll definitely wait for the 50th. There's way more money to be had with Ep 7, 8, and 9.

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As I recall, Lucas' answered the question of "you scanned the masters to make the special edition, so why not just release that scan as a restored original?" by saying "those scans were irrevocably turned into the special edition as they were restored, so there's no restored original." Some people interpreted that to mean the master film elements were destroyed.

However, that is immaterial. When Disney is ready to make more money off the effort, they'll have someone rescan the masters at super-high-res (16k maybe) whereas Lucas had scanned them at, I think, 4k. (Remember the timeframe we're talking about here.) Then they (Disney) will control the nature and extent of the restoration, something they are VERY EXPERIENCED AT.

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http://www.theforce.net/fanfilms/comingsoon/returnofpinkfive/poster.jpg

THE RETURN OF PINK FIVE - VOLUME 3
Rather spectacular conclusion to a surprisingly epic story of love, loss, growth, and hairdos. Like all great science fiction, it says more about us in our time than it does about any hypothetical future (or distant past).

Stacey's journey is our own: dark, often lonely, colored with embarrassment and confusion, and punctuated by danger, death, and even self-sacrifice.

The effects are top-notch. The gags land. The action builds to a proper climax. Highly recommended.

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Well, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community.
...
Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool,
That stands for pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Gotta figure out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!

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Nice to hear, altho I still feel like my Alan Rickman impression was off a little.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

TOMBSTONE
Johnny Ringo is waiting for Wyatt Earp to meet him for a gunfight and is pleasantly surprised to see the figure of a man approaching from the shade of the trees. "Well, I didn't think you had it in you," he smiles.

"I'm your huckleberry," says Doc Holliday, passing into the sunlight.

At the sight of the most dangerous gunman in the territory, Johnny Ringo loses his color. "Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

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You don't always need a line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP9eiXMPLcQ

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Aural Stimulation wrote:

Heathers

HEATHERS
10/10

I'm drunk and I fucking love this movie. Come at me, bro.

I'm not sure 10 of 10 is really appropriate, but who said it was bad? Heathers is a classic of the era; it's anti-John-Hughes.

/still loves his dead gay son

redxavier wrote:

...the inate laziness of speakers...

Language exists solely for our benefit. Any inefficiency is a deficiency in the language, not ourselves.

Also, you spelled "innate" wrong. big_smile

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THE ISLAND
McGregor and ScarJo are on part of a building's giant logo that gets knocked off, and they ride it down, landing them safely on the ground.

Bystander: Jesus must LOVE you! That was the craziest mess I ever seen!

http://www.wingclips.com/movie-clips/th … t-love-you