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I dig the hell out of the Tokyo setpiece (easily the best big-screen robot action that's ever been achieved), but aside from that the movie really has nothing going for it. The finale, which should be the big escalation that really knocks you on your ass, is hugely underwhelming. Since it's all underwater, you lose all sense of scale to the robots/monsters, and you can barely make out the designs, or even tell the mechs apart at times (I got confused several times here).

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Particularly disappointing from Del Toro because he's usually good at upping the ante for the final battle (see hellboy 2 and blade 2), and he missed the perfect opportunity to have the final battle take place in the other dimension, with monsters coming out of every-which direction.

It's just a bummer, because if the finale was stronger, and you were rooting for the characters in this as much as you do for Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum at the end of Independence Day, it could've been a really great blockbuster, but as it is I don't see most people giving a shit about this movie in 2 years.

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Holy fucking shit......if 4 students can do that kind of work in a year.....goddamn

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(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

I really, really disliked season 1, felt totally unworthy of being an HBO show, especially given the pedigree involved. I'll give season 2 a shot based on that interview with Sorkin where he acknowledged his failings on the 1st season and said they were changing things around and improving for season 2. Still think using real-world news-stories was a mistake.

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I remember walking out of "Oblivion" in march and thinking to myself how crazy it was that that movie is now what qualifies as a "small" summer release and gets the March release date, when probably 10 years ago that exact same movie would be the big July 4th extravaganza.

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The acceptance and defence of this movie internet-wide is seriously making me angry. You're all the reason we can't have nice things. Well I'm not gonna settle, fuck that. If Michael Bay's name was on this instead of Del Toro, half of the fanboys eating this movie up right now would be criticizing the hell out of it and talking about how dumb it was. But when it's someone they like, it's just "dumb fun". Seriously, the only thing this has over a Transformers movie is that it's not racist, there's less inappropriate comedy, and it's a bit more coherent. Is this how far standards have fallen? That a movie not being racist, and just being badly-written and predictable instead of outright incoherent is considered a home-run?

The people we're supposed to root for in this are such complete non-entities, no personality, no quirks, not even really any interactions between them. I've seen people compare this with Independence Day, which itself isn't exactly Raiders of the Lost Ark, but at least it has Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum playing likable heroes who feel kind of like real people we want to root for. They have memorable lines and interactions. A tragic backstory is NOT a replacement for characterization, stop doing it hollywood!

And as for these mech-fights, having them punching monsters 90% of the time is the most boring approach you can take. How about mechs that are full of weaponry and constantly firing missles, guns, lasers, whatever? At least that would kind of be plausible, like an extrapolation of our current tanks. Not only is the choice stupid, but it heavily undermines the battles because you realize our heroes are complete idiots for running around punching these monsters when they have a one-hit kill sword sitting in their pocket the whole time. Lazy.

Arg, sorry for the rant, that got a bit out of hand. Now I know what Dave feels like about Iron Man 3.

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Boy do I kind of hate this movie, and the internet in general. I cannot believe that THIS is the horse the fanboys decided to die on and hold up as some big original blockbuster we should be supporting.

Dorkman is being nice, I'll come out and just say it. Not only is this not all it's being hyped up to be, it's a flat out BAD movie. Awful characters, awful dialogue, the story is ludicrously stupid. That last one is sort of a given going in, it's true, but I'd let it slide if everything else worked. The biggest problem by far though is the pacing and action sequences, which was what really blind-sided me. The actual fights in this movie combined are maybe 30 minutes of the running time if I'm being generous. In between, we're subjected to the most vanilla, stereotypical characters, spouting awful dialogue at each other for 90 minutes. On top of that, all the fights are shot either in heavy rain, or underwater, so you can't even follow the action very well half the time. WTF del toro? Never did I think the action would let down the movie like this, but man did I not give a shit during that climactic battle, and boy was it not particularly exciting.

Big let down for me, even going in with lowered expectations. The year of disappointment continues.

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(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

Ya, can someone explain what the hell torchwood IS? How is it connected to Doctor Who? (without spoilers of course).

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(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

No, Teague is absolutely right, earlier seasons are downright unwatchable at times as someone who doesn't give a fuck about Dr.Who. I've lost multiple people who've tried to start earlier. Season 5 is when they had enough polish and budget to where you can kinda jump aboard (and even then, the pilot often loses people, I'd argue ep 2 or 4 is a better hook). You gotta realize almost no-one in the US gave a shit about Doctor Who until BBC and Netflix started showing season 5.

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Except that by the looks of it every action sequence takes place at night in heavy rain, or underwater

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(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

Doctor Submarine wrote:
Jimmy B wrote:
bullet3 wrote:

Fast and Furious 6 is still the best blockbuster of the year so far by a long shot,

Ehhhhhh, let's just agree to disagree on that, ok? big_smile

Yeah, wow. That movie is the definition of "stupid and awful, but fun." But best blockbuster of the year? Not by a longshot.

Really, compared to what?

Star Trek into Darkness, terrible.
Man of Steel, disappointing, soulless and repetitive.
After Earth, terrible.
Lone Ranger, terrible.
White House Down, by all accounts, forgettable and overlong.
Hangover 3, terrible.

Iron Man 3 is arguably better, I'll grant you that.

And ok, if I think about it, Oblivion is the best of the blockbusters so far, that's true.

But still, not saying Fast 6 ain't stupid as all hell, but it has been a REALLY shit year so far.

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Your skepticism is warranted, this has been the shittiest year of Summer movies in a long damn time. Fast and Furious 6 is still the best blockbuster of the year so far by a long shot, that's how bad things are.

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That is very cool, but is it actually an improvement visual-wise? I see you're taking a hit on resolution to be able to do it. I'm not super knowleadgeable about this stuff but what's the big advantage of shooting in RAW? Is it just sharper image quality with less compression? Does it give more flexibility in post?

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(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

For what it's worth, the reviews aren't necessarily "glowing" so far either. I've seen multiple people call it out for being shallow and dumb, better than Transformers certainly, but that's a really really low goddamn bar.

I'll see it, but I say keep them expectation in check

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^^ Seconded. Unknown is a hugely under-rated thriller from last year. It's one of those rare thrillers where I completely did not guess the twists but they also completely make sense in retrospect and when you re-watch it. Also is very well directed, there's an excellent mid-movie car-chase, and an awesome 1 on 1 dialogue scene between 2 veteran actors. I think I might actually prefer it to Taken personally.

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Ehhh, depends on how entertaining the bullshit ideology is.
I'd make the coolest scientology propoganda sci-fi war movie EVER

This is GREAT! Teague, you could totally make a full-length doc about this entire process. Not to try to overly-narrativize what has been a genuinely traumatic year for you, but this is a really compelling narrative arc, and you come across really personable in that vid. I could totally see a near-feature-length doc about this whole experience, with more material up-front setting up what's happened this year so far, and then following through from this vid up through the creation and release of the album.

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The whole "Dumb Summer Fun" is and always has been a shitty excuse for liking bad movies. When Jaws and Star Wars kicked off the concept of summer blockbusters, they weren't considered "good, but just dumb summer fun", they were just "good" movies period, that happened to get released during the summer.
And while there have been bad summer blockbusters released as far back as the 80s, you'll see that the closer you get to our present times, the less of the movies coming out are actually "good", and the more are sloppy, dumb, action movies that are given a pass as just being "dumb summer fun" (the hollywood saloon did a good podcast ep about the summer pass phenomenon around the time the 1st Transformers came out and got a 60% on RT: http://www.hollywoodsaloon.com/podcastEP33.html).

Now, of course its not fair to judge movies in drastically different genres on the same exact merits, Star Wars is great for different reasons than the Godfather is great. However, your comparison of Before Midnight is out of line because its a totally different genre. I don't expect Man of Steel to be good in the ways I expect Before Midnight to be good. However, I expect and judge it against other movies in its genre, superhero action movies, and by those standards, it's a big disappointment (especially given the promise of the trailer). For my money, Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises (I know this point is controversial), Avengers, Blade 1 and 2, Iron Man 1 and 3, and Hellboy 2, are all vastly better movies.

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Primer's in my top 5 favorite sci-fi films of all time for what it's worth. Never seen a film NAIL the way engineers talk, think, and approach problem-solving. I've lived the opening scenes about trying to get investors for their company, and it's apparent that Carruth has as well. Beyond that, I love the fact that the movie has the balls to have 75% of it happen off-screen, just showing you slices of slightly different timelines.

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Thanks for taking me to school guys, that makes a lot of sense smile

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I still don't get why we launch rockets from the ground, it seems horribly inefficient. We have planes that can basically reach the edge of space, why not just fire a vastly smaller rocket engine once you're already up there to get the final push (kinda like what virgin galactic is doing)? Seems way cheaper and easier and I'm surprised more space programs aren't trying it.

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Glad DIF finally did this one, what an awesome, awesome movie. So many movies have cribbed from this play-book since, Ocean's Eleven being the obvious example. An even weirder one if you think about it is Inception, which is basically a sci-fi twist on the Sting.

Also, if you think Robert Shaw is scary in this, you really oughta give the "Taking of Pelham One Two Three" a watch. He basically plays Hans Greuber 10 years before Die Hard

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(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Howard the Duck?

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I think the Collateral Damage complaint is a red herring anyway, it's not the reason the movie fails dramatically, more a symptom of larger issues. The problem is that Superman has almost no characterization in the movie, and indeed, there's almost no human characters to latch onto at all, its all either plot exposition or action sequences. If the rest of the movie worked, I don't think people would care much about the excessive destruction, but the fact that the movie feels dramatically empty and the action often lacks clear stakes (no damage to superman/zod) makes the destruction stand out as filler taking time away from missing character development, so people latch onto that as a complaint.

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It's a tough term in general, because you want the audience to bring their own pavement to an extent, you don't want the movie to necessarily spell everything out. Lots of great films deal in ambiguity and letting the audience do some of the leg-work. The phrase really kicks in when the movie is lazily and badly written and doesn't know what it's about, and tries to rely on the audience making up absolutely crazy amounts of back-story and inference to try to justify what is supposed to be going on. Prometheus being a prime example of this.

More importantly, having him almost immediately come to that decision in the movie completely robs it of any dramatic weight or consequence. That compounded with the fact he barely has a personality or even says anything in the entire movie makes it feel totally hollow