Well, you have the kind of Doc you want to see and I do too. The Doc doesn't have to be attractive, it's not a show on the CW. A good actor with strong comic timing is what we need.

Chiwetel Ejiofor would be my pick if they were going for a non Caucasian. If not, David Mitchell or Bill Bailey. Both have guested on the show but BB has a very distinctive look so people would probably notice, so that counts him out.

Maybe, but I think certain other actresses would bring a bit of personality to the role. Stewart can't seem to do that. The character is rubbish, true, but Stewart doesn't even try. In the last film, there is an opportunity for Bella to be portrayed as having more energy, more fun, Stewart barely even tries. The last film was a chance for the actress to have a blast playing her after four films of moping about. The problem is either Stewart just didn't give a toss by this point or she's just not that strong an actress.

Keeping Up With The Thronses

I was asked my sister's friend (an R-Patz fan) why she loves him so much and she said 'because he's Edward'. I then asked if she'd still fancy him if he never played Edward and the look she gave me made me wish I was never born with a penis.

Nah, they just taught me not to read other people's posts before posting stuff

Maisie Williams is not all there in the head

I love him but he can still star in shit. Plus, he has no actual character, all he does is quip. Every one of his lines is a one-liner with 'fuck' in the middle of it, it gets boring. Even Snipes knew the film was bad, he's hardly in it and even when he is in it, it's actually his stand in/stunt double. The film is not good.

Although the phrase 'cock juggling thundercunt' will go down as one one of the best movie insults ever.

Indeed, Sir Humphrey Appleby was a great character

Full episodes are up on Youtube.

Trailer-

Sting's re-doing of the Police song (which he wrote) as the theme tune-

Here are the last few minutes so if you've seen it (or don't care), watch it and see what was missing from the end credits-

Ooooh, that's true. And cruel and mean