That's a little harsh!

Not the worst thing to happen at work but possibly The least sexy. My actual least sexy story started with some pretty sexy sex but ended with blood and a terrible 'pop' sound.

I work in a cinema which is cool cos I get to watch blu-rays after we close up. Some days however are worse than others. Back when we had projectionists we had someone to keep an eye of what was happening in the auditoriums between checks.

it came down the radio that it looked like there was some funny business in screen 6 and would I put a stop to it.

I was then phoned by the duty manager who made it very clear that I couldn't do anything sensible like saying "Excuse me, would you be so kind as to stop giving that blow job?" or "Fellatio cease!" Or in fact mention the sex act at all. I was to simply walk in and make my presence known and well... hope for the best?

Luckily they had left before I got up there. The next time this happened however was at 10pm one night just before the last film started. The couple in question had assumed just because they were the only ones in the room 10 minutes before the scheduled start time that no one else would buy a ticket.

This time however things were in fall swing and a group of us went up and made sure we stuck to the aforementioned rules. By standing just outside and giggling.

twice as effective.

Prompt - what is the weirdest booze you've ever drank?

So... What is it?

Has anyone seen the original Norwegian ?

Looks like we've got ourselves a good old fashioned Jim-off! 

Wow! Here's a trailer with the 12th Doctor already!

(Very sweary. so maybe not for work or Fireproof children)

Two companions and One Doctor had been on the show before getting cast. 

I wouldn't say  the TNG movies are bad but only first contact is great

Extended Edition - 013 Star Trek TNG Movies

Heres our Star Trek follow up!

Theres quite a few podcast audio dramas out there and of course Radio 4 never stopped doing them so the notion it's a dead medium has always baffled me.

I'm actually working on something at the moment Auralstimulation give my thunder back! you stole it !

Yeah after reading this I jumped on ebay and got one for £3 

and this is why my girlfriend calls you swedish.

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Psst Scottish is British