My birthday is in January, so I'll take that.

BOLD RED TEXT!

You could get a Photoshop free trial or maybe try out GIMP, an open-source alternative.

I'm down for all three, depending how light the audio editing is. It's not something I've had much experience with, but I can give it a shot.

I'll help out in any way I can, just let us know what I gotta do.

555

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Let us cherish these last few moments of Down in Front.

556

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BigDamnDictator strikes again!

557

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Damn, I suck at podcasting. The aftershow was fun though.

558

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For anybody unaware, we're gonna be recording a podcast about Doctor Who later on. Check the community podcast thread if you wanna join in or just listen live (if that works).

559

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Just something to record your audio as we're gonna have everybody record their audio separately and then sync it all up for high quality goodness.

560

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6312/teaguemeter.jpg

561

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Save the board,
Save the cat,
But the names not coming back.

I don't care,
It's the same to me,
You can't take my pod from me.

Take me back,
To Cahuenga Labs,
Tell the boys to come right back.

Teague and Brian,
Mike and Trey,
They're not going away today.

I would rather eat some lead,
Than lose those friends in my head,
Sorry to derail this thread.

562

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

Digital Llama: The Next Generation

563

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I got a real William Hartnell vibe from David Warner's character. I was half expecting some sort of timey wimey reveal.

564

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I loved the shit out of 'Cold War'.

565

(48 replies, posted in Episodes)

Here's a Hans Zimmer classic, a Doctor Who charity single from the 80's called 'Doctor In Distress'.

566

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switch wrote:

wait, how the hell is spiking glue a mineral?  seriously dude!

Whenever I've played this mineral just basically means it's not a living thing. Just assumed that's how it goes with everyone, sorry for any confusionisticness!

567

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Bring it, bitches!

568

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1. Is it something to do with music?
Not any form of music that I know of.

2. Animal, mineral, vegetable, conceptual?
Yes, it is certainly one of these!

...

I kid, mineral.

3. Is it solid at room temp?
It isn't.

4. Is it toxic to humans?
It's intended for people to use, but I wouldn't recommend consuming it.

5. Is it a beverage?
Only if you're a bit weird.

6. Is it used in a thermometer?
It is not used in a thermometer.

7. Is it a silicate mineral?
I, uh...had to Google that. Nope, not as far as I can tell anyway.

8. Is it a type of fuel?
It's not used as a fuel source, but Mr. Fusion may accept it?

9. Is it intended to be applied to some other object?
It is intended to be applied to something, but I wouldn't necessarily call it an 'object'.

10. Is it reddish in color?
Nope.

11. Is it used in cooking?
It is not used in cooking.

12. Is it a cosmetic?
Indeed it is!

13. Is it used to cover up blemishes?
It does not cover up blemishes, no.

14. Is it used for the eyes e.g. mascara?
It is not used on the eyes.

15. Sun cream?
It's not sun cream.

16. Does it come in a range of scents?
Not to my knowledge.

17. Does it start with the letter "M"?
It does not.

18. Is it a type of cream?
It's not a type of cream.

19. Is it hair gel?
Not exactly. Although that could just be me being pedantic.

20. Is it mousse?
Not mousse, sorry!

It was...

HAIR GLUE!

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8109/photoon10042013at0100.jpg

569

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1. Is it something to do with music?
Not any form of music that I know of.

2. Animal, mineral, vegetable, conceptual?
Yes, it is certainly one of these!

...

I kid, mineral.

3. Is it solid at room temp?
It isn't.

4. Is it toxic to humans?
It's intended for people to use, but I wouldn't recommend consuming it.

5. Is it a beverage?
Only if you're a bit weird.

6. Is it used in a thermometer?
It is not used in a thermometer.

7. Is it a silicate mineral?
I, uh...had to Google that. Nope, not as far as I can tell anyway.

8. Is it a type of fuel?
It's not used as a fuel source, but Mr. Fusion may accept it?

9. Is it intended to be applied to some other object?
It is intended to be applied to something, but I wouldn't necessarily call it an 'object'.

10. Is it reddish in color?
Nope.

11. Is it used in cooking?
It is not used in cooking.

12. Is it a cosmetic?
Indeed it is!

13. Is it used to cover up blemishes?
It does not cover up blemishes, no.

14. Is it used for the eyes e.g. mascara?
It is not used on the eyes.

15. Sun cream?
It's not sun cream.

16. Does it come in a range of scents?
Not to my knowledge.

17. Does it start with the letter "M"?
It does not.

18. Is it a type of cream?
It's not a type of cream.

19. Is it hair gel?
Not exactly. Although that could just be me being pedantic.

570

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When I say cosmetic, I mean something to achieve a look. Shampoo wouldn't count as it's more of a hygiene thing.

571

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Hint - it ain't make-up.

572

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1. Is it something to do with music?
Not any form of music that I know of.

2. Animal, mineral, vegetable, conceptual?
Yes, it is certainly one of these!

...

I kid, mineral.

3. Is it solid at room temp?
It isn't.

4. Is it toxic to humans?
It's intended for people to use, but I wouldn't recommend consuming it.

5. Is it a beverage?
Only if you're a bit weird.

6. Is it used in a thermometer?
It is not used in a thermometer.

7. Is it a silicate mineral?
I, uh...had to Google that. Nope, not as far as I can tell anyway.

8. Is it a type of fuel?
It's not used as a fuel source, but Mr. Fusion may accept it?

9. Is it intended to be applied to some other object?
It is intended to be applied to something, but I wouldn't necessarily call it an 'object'.

10. Is it reddish in color?
Nope.

11. Is it used in cooking?
It is not used in cooking.

12. Is it a cosmetic?
Indeed it is!

13. Is it used to cover up blemishes?
It does not cover up blemishes, no.

14. Is it used for the eyes e.g. mascara?
It is not used on the eyes.

15. Sun cream?
It's not sun cream.

16. Does it come in a range of scents?
Not to my knowledge.

17. Does it start with the letter "M"?
It does not.

18. Is it a type of cream?
It's not a type of cream.

@fcw - For clarification, it is a liquid - but a rather thick one.

573

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1. Is it something to do with music?
Not any form of music that I know of.

2. Animal, mineral, vegetable, conceptual?
Yes, it is certainly one of these!

...

I kid, mineral.

3. Is it solid at room temp?
It isn't.

4. Is it toxic to humans?
It's intended for people to use, but I wouldn't recommend consuming it.

5. Is it a beverage?
Only if you're a bit weird.

6. Is it used in a thermometer?
It is not used in a thermometer.

7. Is it a silicate mineral?
I, uh...had to Google that. Nope, not as far as I can tell anyway.

8. Is it a type of fuel?
It's not used as a fuel source, but Mr. Fusion may accept it?

9. Is it intended to be applied to some other object?
It is intended to be applied to something, but I wouldn't necessarily call it an 'object'.

10. Is it reddish in color?
Nope.

11. Is it used in cooking?
It is not used in cooking.

12. Is it a cosmetic?
Indeed it is!

13. Is it used to cover up blemishes?
It does not cover up blemishes, no.

14. Is it used for the eyes e.g. mascara?
It is not used on the eyes.

15. Sun cream?
It's not sun cream.

16. Does it come in a range of scents?
Not to my knowledge.

17. Does it start with the letter "M"?
It does not.

Dave wrote:

I was thinking moisturiser, however it's mineral - so not that.

I'd class moisturiser under mineral myself. It's not animal, vegetable or conceptual, right?

574

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1. Is it something to do with music?
Not any form of music that I know of.

2. Animal, mineral, vegetable, conceptual?
Yes, it is certainly one of these!

...

I kid, mineral.

3. Is it solid at room temp?
It isn't.

4. Is it toxic to humans?
It's intended for people to use, but I wouldn't recommend consuming it.

5. Is it a beverage?
Only if you're a bit weird.

6. Is it used in a thermometer?
It is not used in a thermometer.

7. Is it a silicate mineral?
I, uh...had to Google that. Nope, not as far as I can tell anyway.

8. Is it a type of fuel?
It's not used as a fuel source, but Mr. Fusion may accept it?

9. Is it intended to be applied to some other object?
It is intended to be applied to something, but I wouldn't necessarily call it an 'object'.

10. Is it reddish in color?
Nope.

11. Is it used in cooking?
It is not used in cooking.

12. Is it a cosmetic?
Indeed it is!

13. Is it used to cover up blemishes?
It does not cover up blemishes, no.

14. Is it used for the eyes e.g. mascara?
It is not used on the eyes.

15. Sun cream?
It's not sun cream.

575

(211 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1. Is it something to do with music?
Not any form of music that I know of.

2. Animal, mineral, vegetable, conceptual?
Yes, it is certainly one of these!

...

I kid, mineral.

3. Is it solid at room temp?
It isn't.

4. Is it toxic to humans?
It's intended for people to use, but I wouldn't recommend consuming it.

5. Is it a beverage?
Only if you're a bit weird.

6. Is it used in a thermometer?
It is not used in a thermometer.

7. Is it a silicate mineral?
I, uh...had to Google that. Nope, not as far as I can tell anyway.

8. Is it a type of fuel?
It's not used as a fuel source, but Mr. Fusion may accept it?

9. Is it intended to be applied to some other object?
It is intended to be applied to something, but I wouldn't necessarily call it an 'object'.

10. Is it reddish in color?
Nope.

11. Is it used in cooking?
It is not used in cooking.

12. Is it a cosmetic?
Indeed it is!

13. Is it used to cover up blemishes?
It does not cover up blemishes, no.

14. Is it used for the eyes e.g. mascara?
It is not used on the eyes.