My bad. I didn't know I was given the role. To my understanding, I thought we were still waiting for Dorkman to audition for it as well.

That being said, I'll see if I can't churn something out tonight. If not, I've plenty of time tomorrow. I'd help out with finding actresses, but there's really not anyone around who can put up believable accents.

Ah. Bill Nye. Heard of the name, never knew the face. We have something similar in Norway called "Newton". A science program directed at kids and teens. With varying hosts. Fun stuff, but not as silly.

And there I was, thinking Teague wrote the music.

There's a script. I've read it.

I don't.

Having not read the comics, I stand completely baffled. I have no idea what the trailer is trying to tell me. Judging by the name, I'm guessing some sort of time travel is the theme here, but as far as a theatrical trailer goes, that's rubbish.

I'm gonna go ahead and congratulate Spiff. Dude gets no love these days.

(and congrats to the rest of your family

Looper didn't loop at all.

Good will hunting was mistyped, but featured no hunger of goodwill.

American pie only slightly mentions a pie, but it was apple, not American.

Matrix reloaded had very little reloading, and matrix revolutions was anything but a revolution.

Purple rain was surprisingly lacking of rain.

Jobs had much about a dude named that, but very little of people applying for one.

Cloverfield had no fields of clover. Or any other kind, for that matter.

Man of steel was about superman. I didn't see much steel, and likewise,

Steel - had a man in a suit. Of metal. Not steel.

Primer was a movie not even slightly relative to painting walls, or the steps necessary to do so.

Star Wars featured no wars between stars.

IT had nothing to do with Information Technology whatsoever

Resident Evil wasn't about an evil resident.

Pulp Fiction wasn't fictional material based on fruit pulp.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon... Don't get me started.

2.5 years: cut the tip off, tell the kid he/she lost it, now it's gone forever.

**a few days of crying for it, then it's all good.

If it's all the same to Dorkman, I can do it over the course of the weekend.