Better yet - take a tip from John Scalzi and set phasers to "kitten".

902

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Teague wrote:

Yeah, Rango is a good idea. I think Trey really liked it.

You're funny.

903

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

So wait... does that mean this is all gonna end with my gut opened on a table at Disney somewhere so someone can feast on my ultra Star Wars saturated liver?

Paté leads to suffering...

                        - Yoda

904

(216 replies, posted in Episodes)

I don't think you can expect a particular movie to be all things to all people - for example, I like The Avengers and The Help, but neither would be very good if it tried to be like the other at the same time.   The Help is about real-world race and gender issues, while Avengers isn't about real-world anything

If we level the playing field and compare one escapist explody movie to another -  the positive/neutral depiction of Black Widow in Avengers is preferable to the purely exploitative existence of Megan Fox's character in Transformers, isn't it?     Neither movie was made to address gender issues, but of the two at least Avengers isn't promoting negative stereotypes.

905

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Wow.   Poe's Law strikes again.

This plays like a rejected pitch at the Onion offices:  "What's THE most insipid thing anyone might do in response to Sandy Hook?"

"Uh... this?"

906

(473 replies, posted in Episodes)

Begun, the Disney Star Wars onslaught has.

I expect sometime next week they'll announce the new direct-to-video "Ewok Buddies" series.

907

(216 replies, posted in Episodes)

Hey Eddie - since it's topical (both here and in the real world) - what's your mother's take on the proposal to lift the ban on women in combat?

908

(473 replies, posted in Episodes)

That's why I like this one the best so far...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/312340_559975877360084_447252526_n.jpg

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

2 of my dream girls are sisters

Which - if I am doing the math correctly - adds up to three dreams...

910

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My reaction to Cloud Atlas is the same as Ebert's - I think I said almost exactly the same thing in our Best/Worst episode.  And I'm more often the nitpicky "hey, this doesn't make sense" guy than not.  For example, obviously I have issues with Looper for "not making sense" - so what the hell, right?   

From what little I knew about Cloud Atlas going in, I assumed I wouldn't like it.  And on first viewing I was right.  I was expecting it to "make sense" and it doesn't.   By which I mean, not everything fits together into a neat little completed puzzle by the end.    I think I assumed it would be like Memento - at the end there would be a grand "a-HA!" that pulled everything together.   Except... that never happens.

But once I knew that... on my second viewing (just like Ebert) I didn't try to "figure out" all the story connections, and I just watched the movie.    And then it did make sense - it's a movie about how our lives are connected in all sorts of ways we may never realize, and what we do can have unexpected and profound repercussions.   

Turns out Cloud Atlas tells that story beautifully - it was my fault for expecting it to hard-connect all the dots for me the first time.   Instead, it's full of echoes and loops and connections that go all over the place in all sorts of ways.   It's not linear, and if you expect it to be, then no - it doesn't "make sense".

I absolutely understand why that's not everyone's cup of tea - hell, it's usually not mine - and yet Cloud Atlas falls into that rare category of "I should hate this, but somehow I don't".   So I'm not surprised it bombed.  It was just luck that I had it on DVD, so I was able to say "meh, maybe I'll watch that again" when I'd never have made the effort to see it in a theater twice.

So- sorry Matthew, but my advice is to be like Ebert and me.   If you haven't seen Cloud Atlas yet, or are willing to give it another shot - don't try to "figure it out" as you watch it.   Just roll with what's actually happening onscreen from minute to minute.  You still might hate it, but at least you won't be distracted by looking for something the movie isn't trying to deliver.

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Actually, John - you linked CM because of what he was saying about criticism in a larger sense, so I'll touch on that.   He seems to be saying - I'm paraphrasing -  "If you don't like my movie, it's only because you didn't understand it" is not a get-out-of-criticism-free card.

I actually agree that can be used as an attempt to deflect criticism of a thing that's genuinely bad.   But it can also be true.   

CM's argument falls apart because he doesn't offer any criticism - he doesn't cite any specific reason why he thought Cloud Atlas was bad, other than the one I mentioned earlier which is provably wrong.   

So he's right to say that "if you criticize my movie, that means you didn't get it" is a lame defense.  But "your movie was stupid and I didn't like it" isn't criticism.  He really didn't understand it, and didn't even watch the whole thing to attempt to try.

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Teague wrote:

I jumped on the grenade.

Me too, or at least 7 minutes of it.    I've heard of this guy a few times, so i figured I'd see what the deal was.    So - he didn't like the movie.  I gave him seven minutes to elaborate on why, but he didn't have anything.   

One of the very few specifics he gave was that that CA didn't make any attempt to tell you "when or where you are".   Considering every new segment in CA is introduced with a title that says exactly when and where you are, I'm not swayed by that argument.

To be fair, I only listened to seven minutes - so if he delivered any actual content afterward then I missed it.   But then he posted his piece after walking out on CA, so I say we're even. smile   

It's okay to not like Cloud Atlas, and it's okay to post a content-free 11 minute rant to say so.  He says it's not a movie review, so fair enough.  I don't see the point of listening when there's no actual insight being offered, but hey, free country.

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Three episodes in so far.  Took me a little while to get on board - I'm never going to like the 4th wall-breaking, I just accept it  - but otherwise I'm enjoying it.   It really is the darkside version of The West Wing.

Overall the production values are amazingly good, it rarely looks like a low-budget show (which it isn't really, but it's a bit lower than the budget of an equivalent network show).  Even so, I was surprised to see that even The Mighty Fincher was sometimes reduced to covering scenes in ho-hum master/single/single setups.

Overall, it's an impressive step forward for this newfangled concept of original web content.

914

(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I liked Under the Dome until the (surprise!) unsatisfying ending.   But up until then it was a solid example of King's "small town gets hit by a supernatural whatsis and everybody goes batshit" sub-genre. 

What can I say, that's my favorite King genre - see also Salem's Lot and Needful Things and many of the Derry stories.

915

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I'm rereading 11/22/63 right now, actually.  I started because I didn't have anything else handy, and figured I'd  pass some time rereading the first part where the character encounters the *ahem* magic bean.     And now I'm halfway through already.   

Haven't read all of King's recent stuff, but 11/22/63 is my favorite of his from the past decade or so.

916

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Darth Praxus wrote:

Just finished Summer of '42. Thanks so much for the recommendation, Trey. It was a fantastic book

http://www.trudang.com/images/hooray.gif

Now I feel like reading it again myself...

I remember it took me quite a while to figure out what HIMYM was...

/thought maybe it was Korean anime
/Himym Style!

We have a thread about Gary Busey.  It's a big tent here at DiF.

What I found was  this story in EW, so at least I guessed correctly.

But seriously - disagreeing with a change to a show is fine, but as for "breaking of canon just to sell toys"... the toys predate the show by thirty years.   The show was created just to sell toys.   

I gather folks enjoy the show and that's cool, but "canon"?    This isn't exactly the Koran we're talking about here, is it?

*takes a random leap at google to see what the above might be referring to*

*pretty sure I found it*

Well, okay. 

Buck up, man.  There's a damn war on.

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Well, he does and he doesn't - and the way he does it is my favorite moment in that movie.  It's maybe a special case. smile

But in general, yeah - Hoffman's character starts as a white guy, goes native, then sorrrta helps the natives defeat Custer at the Little Big Horn...

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This is true - there don't seem to be many examples of the "guy sets out to conquer an enemy, then joins with them to fight back against his own people" plotline, outside the modern era.   Other movies with similar elements that I can think of are Little Big Man, Quigley Down Under and Enemy Mine (I give Enemy Mine special props for putting a rather unique spin on the "falling in love with the native girl" subplot. :-)   

Supposedly the earliest example of "Wait a sec - Indians are people, too" was Broken Arrow in 1950, which also has a number of elements in common with the Ferngully plotline.    From the '50's onward, fighting Indians gradually became less of a thing in Westerns, the genre became more about gunslingers and shootouts.   

Even so, there were still occasional throwbacks like Zulu, which was a good old fashioned "let's kill the indigenous for the crime of being here when we invaded" yarn, but those are extremely rare now that empire-building is seen as a mostly negative thing.

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Yeah, i recognized the jab for what it was.  smile   All I'll say to that is - I didn't watch Looper with a copy of Syd Field's book and a checklist in front of me - I watched it for entertainment.  It was only when the movie stalled for me that I opened the hood to have a look, and darned if I didn't see some disconnected wires.

And other than that little shot, he was much cooler about it all than he might have been... or than other folks would have been.

924

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iJim wrote:

I'm not retracting anything but I am less angry after that reply. So... good work?

Hmm.  My posts usually have the opposite effect.  I dunno what happened there.

Also:

iJim wrote:

And what was with his "screenwriting 101 crowd" jab? What, do they teach you how to forget screenwriting 101 in screenwriting 305?

We've said often that you need to learn the rules of an art form before you go about breaking them - so at least you know when you're breaking them.   Johnson clearly knows the "rules", I gather he believes they aren't always that critical, or at least shouldn't take precedence above all else.   

Again, I say okay, if that's how you want to play it.   I can see the same sensibility in Brick and Brothers Bloom too.  Those stories aren't disjointed or incomprehensible by any means, but they do color outside the approved Syd Field guidelines at times.  Yes, that can work - and I hate formulaic movies as much as the next person - but there's also a risk of losing the audience if you bend things too far. 

My bottom line with Brick, Bloom, and Looper is exactly the same - there was a point in all three movies where I found myself thinking, wait - what's happening now?   What's this movie about, again?   Are we getting near an ending or what?    Bloom was especially odd for me - I mostly liked it, and thought the ending was pretty good.  The only problem was the movie kept going for another thirty minutes afterward.   Swear to god, I checked the DVD case to make sure it wasn't some kinda special edition double feature and I'd somehow missed the transition to Bloom II.

It still comes out to the same place - Johnson doesn't have to follow the "rules" if he doesn't want to, and if that means the Stokes kid isn't going to love the result, then that's just how it is.

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Johnson clearly enjoys interacting with the audience, he's done it quite a bit with Looper in various ways.  My guess is listening to us yammer would be frustrating not because he can't bear criticism, but because he'd want to respond, or correct things we were just wrong about, etc.   Which is fine - and it'd be fun to actually do that if he ever wants to.   But I agree that Twitter is a poor forum for that kind of thing, it's just too limiting and disjointed for any lengthy discourse.   

Even so - just reading through the tweets, I pretty much get why he made the choices he made.  I just disagree with a lot of them.  Which again is fine - somebody makes a movie, somebody else watches it and has their reaction, good, bad or indifferent.  That's the deal.  Neither side owes the other anything else.   

I'm still glad he got to make the movie he wanted - and I'm glad it was a movie someone wanted to make, as opposed to another soulless paycheck flick like Battleship or Transformers.    The movie didn't work that well for me personally but hey, whadda ya gonna do.