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Topic: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

I've already documented my suspicions about John Travolta murdering people he can't trust with his horrible, horrible secret*. Both Robert Hegyes and Ron Palillo—his co-stars in Welcome Back Kotter—died in 2012.

But how deep does this rabbit hole go? Travolta was in...

  • The Devil's Rain with Ernest Borgnine

  • The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 for Tony Scott

  • Michael and Lucky Numbers for Nora Ephron

  • Two of a Kind with Charles Durning

  • Primary Colors with Larry Hagman

  • Saturday Night Fever with Sam Coppola and featuring the music of Robin Gibb

  • The Experts, scored by Marvin Hamlisch

  • a 1965 episode of American Bandstand, hosted by Dick Clark

  • the back of the Rodney King video with Rodney King (you have to squint)

ALL DEAD IN 2012. Coincidence? I think not.

Did Travolta mistake Michael Clarke Duncan for Ving Rhames? I know I do. And President Bush's dog Barney just died. COINCIDENCE? PROBABLY, BUT WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT?

* Not being gay. That's no big deal. I mean, Christ, he played the mother in Hairspray. It has to be WAY WORSE THAN THAT to murder people. I'm not saying he's an alien, but....

http://www.zarban.com/pics/i-want-to-believe-travolta.jpg

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on this thread...

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Just imagine when Kevin Bacon's horrible secret gets out! That's dude's connected to EVERYONE!

/keep watching the skies

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Zarban wrote:

Just imagine when Kevin Bacon's horrible secret gets out! That's dude's connected to EVERYONE!

You hush your mouth! Kevin Bacon is our saviour!!!!!!

Or, at least that is what the advertising for The Following has taught me. And advertising wouldn't lie!

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Kevin Bacon needs to stay the fuck out of movies.


...Or just act alongside John Travolta.

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Tomahawk wrote:

Kevin Bacon needs to stay the fuck out of movies.

Yeah, what the world needs right now is MORE NICK CAGE!

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Lamer wrote:

what the world needs right now is MORE NICK CAGE!

Go wash your mouth out with soap!

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

I'm banning all of you.

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

I seriously don't get the Nic Cage hate. I like him.

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Tomahawk wrote:

Kevin Bacon needs to stay the fuck out of movies.

I like Kevin Bacon, so he can be in as many as he likes as far as I'm concerned.

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

I can only assume that this stems from a desire to see Kevin Bacon be awesome in TV, because I cannot fathom wanting him to stay out of the movies.

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Once you understand that a 'Nick Cage Movie' is its own, separate genre you'll be onboard wink

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redxavier wrote:

I can only assume that this stems from a desire to see Kevin Bacon be awesome in TV, because I cannot fathom wanting him to stay out of the movies.

And he is awesome in The Following, he's full of awesome in my opinion smile

(and I don't hate Nic Cage either, there is always room in the world for an OTT Cage performance)

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So honor the valiant who die 'neath your sword
But pity the warrior who slays all his foes...

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Oh man, there's no telling how Nicolas Cage fits into this. He has made some very weird choices since Face/Off, like maybe he KNOWS something that MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW, like a Lovecraft story or something.

I do know this: out of all those people who died this year, Nic Cage NEVER WORKED WITH A SINGLE ONE. What are the ODDS of that, man?! Hollywood is a very small town.

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Nic Cage got paid for a Superman movie as its star even though it was never made-true story

I had to IMDB to see what Cage is up to. Seriously, I haven't seen him in a movie in I don't know how long.

And despite Zarban's theory, I am way more scared of Cage than Travolta.

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And despite Zarban's theory, I am way more scared of Cage than Travolta.

Yup. Nic Cage ate a live cockroach (or a few) for a film role. Travolta sang 'Sandy'.

No contest big_smile

I had to IMDB to see what Cage is up to. Seriously, I haven't seen him in a movie in I don't know how long.

Really? Dude, you and I watch totally different movies-

Listen to the way announcer guy says Cage's name, it's awesome. big_smile

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

How about, I have kids, work and go to school...I don't see movies anymore  sad

Actually, my last Cage flick that I really, really, enjoyed was Next.

Can't remember last Travolta film I enjoyed...again, fuel to my theory that Cage is trying to rule the world.

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Apparently you guys are getting complacent.

I should actually ban someone now to give some weight to my threats.

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Better yet - take a tip from John Scalzi and set phasers to "kitten".

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Holden wrote:

Apparently you guys are getting complacent.

I should actually ban someone now to give some weight to my threats.

Wait, why were you banning everyone? Some of us were defending Bacon and Cage......

Travolta fan, are you, Holden? big_smile

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Jimmy B wrote:

Bacon and Cage......

Sounds like a title for an 80's cop show smile

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I'd watch it smile

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Sounds like a dish to me. I must be hungry.

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Re: Zarban's theory that John Travolta is murdering people

Lamer wrote:
Jimmy B wrote:

Bacon and Cage......

Sounds like a title for an 80's cop show smile

Bacon and Cage
got a badge and gun
They're gonna clean up the stree-ee-eet

They got the bad guys
all on the run
They're bringin' down the heat

Bacon and Cage's
Maserati in black
is hotter than anyone's drea-ea-eam

Kickin' in doors
or jokin' with Mac
There's no better crime-fighting team

  And Trudy and Joan
  are waitin' at home
  hopin' they come home soon

  And Copper the dog
  is asleep like a log
  dreamin' of chasin' the mooooooon!

The captain will
have their badges for sure
if they embarrass the mayor agai-ai-ain

Bacon and Cage
have known trouble before
but they always win in the eeeeend!

BACON AND CAGE!

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