976

(85 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Last Friday I was helping a friend shoot a sizzle reel for his Sailing show, and I texted Trey that I was sailing past his house.  Not in those words, but I literally sailed past his house.

977

(12 replies, posted in Episodes)

Oh, that's BEGGING for a gif.

978

(85 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I love the FUCK out of your city iJim.  Not sure it loves me though.  I got KO'd in my first pro fight there, and my ex is from there.  Not sure what Chicago is trying to tell me.

979

(45 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Just saw it last night. 

Eddie's Tip of the Day:  If you do go see it, you will enjoy the experience far better if, after anytime a character asks a question (where are we going, why are you banished, what are midichlorians, et al.) you respond out loud for your friends to hear, "*sigh* I don't fuckin' know..."  Made the whole trip worthwhile to me.

980

(17 replies, posted in Episodes)

Yeah but how do YOU know so much abou-

...*reads forum name*

ah.  Carry on.

981

(2 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Fucking Dave Seeger.

Would it surprise you to know that I've had to work with that guy?  Pooh the stories I have.

982

(45 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Dorkman wrote:
Eddie wrote:

I am of the opinion when an A list movie starlet becomes a stripper, you owe it to yourself to go see her feature dance, so you watch as the one dollar bill you throw sloooooowwwly falls onto her once proud face, now weathered by self loathing and despair as she frustratingly shakes her ass to "Kickstart My Heart."

But she's been a stripper for 13 years now. She got a new boob job is all.

13 years was the last time I saw her....

983

(45 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I am of the opinion when an A list movie starlet becomes a stripper, you owe it to yourself to go see her feature dance, so you watch as the one dollar bill you throw sloooooowwwly falls onto her once proud face, now weathered by self loathing and despair as she frustratingly shakes her ass to "Kickstart My Heart."

So yeah. I'm going.

984

(14 replies, posted in Creations)

Very good.  I heartily recommend doing a song I know better so I could join the fun.

Oy Story

Documentary about early 80's DC based punk bands.  Narrated by Tom Hanks.

986

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Whats so crazy is that if you've read the books, not only do you go "Yup, there's that chapter," but "Wow, that's pretty much dead on."

987

(25 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Snail wrote:

Scorsese already got his "Film History" Oscar... The Departed.

...which got a lot of flack at the time, but man I love the HELL out of The Departed.  I watch it every few months.  SO many things could have gone wrong with it, but it all works for me.  Performances are great all around, pace is good, tension slowly ratchets up, nice surprises that make total sense in retrospect.  It's easily in my top 5 for Scorcese, maybe top 3.

988

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

Oh nothing new or major.  Some idiot ripped Sean off a few years ago.

989

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

Yes.

990

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

Yeah, he blatantly plagarized Sean's stuff and got busted hard for it.

991

(29 replies, posted in Episodes)

Is the Angry Nintendo Nerd the same as the Angry Video Game Nerd?  If so, he's pretty notorious for ripping off my best friend.

992

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Looks cool.  I liked it when it was called Super.

Y Tu Mama Ambien

Two rambunctious Mexican teenagers go on a sex crazed road trip when they encounter an insomniac housewife.  Willing to trade a weekend they'll never forget in exchange for some god damned sleep, the boys scour Monterrey for an Apothecaria that doesn't cut their Ambien with rat poison.

994

(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

dbngaa wrote:

Sorry I can't remember the specifics, but someone asked him his opinion about a movie and they suggested that DIF should do a commentary.  Smith agreed and followed it up with a "How 'bout it guys?"  Work blocks Twitter or I could probably go back and find it.  You know, for the DIF trophy room.

Let us know when you do find it.

995

(23 replies, posted in Episodes)

But a great part of town.  I actually like the Mission in early morning before everyone wakes up.

996

(23 replies, posted in Episodes)

Especially in San Fran.  What part of the City?

Laser Fists

998

(27 replies, posted in Episodes)

I was gonna say, Shatner looks like he studied with Antonino Rocca or El Santo or something.

999

(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yeah, what? 

If he did indeed do that, I doubt he will do it ever again.

Urk 182

Now a grown up, Steven Urkel rallies against government corruption with rebel activism.