Thanks for the review.

I kind of hated it from the moment we saw little Peter walking thru the house, and it only got worse when I saw the spider research. The film makers literally went backwards even from the Raimi films. In the next reboot, we're probably going to see Peter's sweaty conception in the back of a Buick... in the same vicinity where the spiders are captured.

However, there was some effective humor in it—Peter's freakout at home after being bitten, some of the stuff with Uncle Ben, the Stan Lee cameo—and I liked the acting. But I hated the first police encounter, where Peter turns into an asshole. And I missed JJJ. And I agree about there being too many father figures.

I also didn't like that Peter revealed his secret to Gwen. Instead of being a private crusade against crime, it becomes an attempt to impress a girl. And I really didn't like the funeral and breakup with the girl, just like Raimi's first movie. (Besides, of all people to be worried about loved ones being hurt by the criminals you hunt down, a cop ain't one of them. Better to have made Peter promise to give up vigilantism. Then he has a tough decision in the next movie.)

There's really no reason this couldn't have been another entry in the Raimi series. The chemical webslingers were pointless; the Lizard was worked into Spider-Man 3; and Gwen was used no differently from Mary Jane (except that MJ wouldn't have had any connection to Connors). I don't think anyone would have begrudged the recasting.

However, if you're a kid who has never seen the Raimi-Maguire movies, I actually think this is mostly better than that.

The Exterminating Angel (1962) is the Luis Buñuel surrealist black comedy about Mexican socialites who find they can't leave the conservatory room after a party. This is a film I'd heard about many years ago and didn't know much about, but I knew that Bunuel had done Un Chien Andalou with loopy artist Salvador Dali and had also directed Belle de Jour. Someone else on these forums also recently mentioned The Discreet Charm of the Bourgoisie, a kind of inversion of Exterminating Angel where socialites keep failing to sit down to a meal.

I found the film fairly fascinating (watch it here), altho not particularly dramatic or funny. But it was much more engaging than, say, Synecdoche, New York, which I found dull and obtuse despite liking other Charlie Kaufman surrealist fantasies, especially Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

The film opens on a mansion on Providence Street, which suggests that Bunuel has a bone to pick with religion, and he's not shy.

The socialites enter the house as the servants make hollow excuses to leave early. Things get weird quickly, with the guests making two nearly identical entrances (one of these was deleted in the cut I saw on Turner Classic Movies but not in the link above) and the host awkwardly repeating his toast. The talk is gossipy and often ugly.

But it's only after the guest of honor plays a piano piece in the conservatory that the guests find that, despite the late hour, they can't bring themselves to leave. Awkwardly for the hosts, they make themselves comfortable on the furniture....

As the night turns into days, the socialites become desperate. Outside, the authorities are just as unable to bring themselves to enter the house as the socialites are to leave the conservatory. I won't reveal the stranger turns of events, but I will say that most of what the guests do is very sensible and even clever—except the most sensible thing of all: simply leaving.

The story plays a bit like a disaster film (and in fact seems to have strongly inspired The Mist) but is clearly an allegory of the way the upper class (the upwardly aspiring butler is the only servant in the room) can become trapped in their lives. It's not, in my opinion, a whole lot deeper than that. (The title is taken from an unproduced play and isn't a direct reference to anything.)

By the end, the guests prove to be capable of monstrous actions, but one who is perhaps more innocent than the rest comes up with simple solution that harkens back to some of the early scenes. But the story isn't over, for a very similar event then seems to happen in a church nearby a few days later, suggesting that religion is just entrapping as society life.

Bunuel clearly had a beef with the bourgeoisie and religion—superstition is rejected, and a doctor is the voice of reason thruout. And the film suggests they trap us in meaningless, repetitious lives that can spur us to do awful things when we all have the power to stop it at any time. Fortunately, the movie is more than just that message. While the dialog is not scintillating and the characters are not particularly memorable (perhaps part of the problem of telling a story about vapid people), the events are fairly fascinating and make the movie worth watching.

But I can't help thinking that Monty Python would have hit this out of the park.

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redxavier wrote:

Severine isn't really any different from most Bond girls, the expectation that she do something more is misguided. Remember, most Bond films have two Bond girls, the first of whom dies early.

The real Bond 'girl' in this one is actually M.

Good points, but my problem isn't that Severine doesn't do enough but that she and her death aren't memorable. However I'm not saying that every betrayer has to be covered in gold paint or fed to piranhas. I think the writer was going for an emotional moment where Bond realizes he's a failure, but that scene felt lame.

It doesn't help that Bond acts like he's helpless to stop it and then 3 seconds later kills the guards and captures Silva. ...And then we find out that all Bond had to do was stall for 30 seconds and the helicopters would have arrived. D'oh!

It wouldn't have taken much to give Severine a more emotional rendezvous with Bond and have him promise to keep her safe. Then his failure is more effective.

I think it is a bit unfortunate that the film makers try to give Moneypenny an awesome background but basically make her a washout. M's death is fine, but kind of weak on top of the Moneypenny thing. She does come from accounting, after all, rather than field service.

And yes Severine is completely useless. Bond discovers she's a slave and then heroically uses her just to get to Silva and daringly doesn't do anything to save her. Nice work, James.

I really liked the film overall, but I found it rather joyless and gray. Film makers seem to have forgotten that spy adventures—especially Bond's—are supposed to be fun. Characters actually sneer at the idea of Bond having spy gadgets or a cool car.

And again the bad guy is rather dull (and one of ours*), with no notable henchmen. But we basically have NO villain for half the movie. And what was that shit about Bond being old and out of shape? Craig was rock hard and only 41; that's when Dalton and Brosnan STARTED, and younger than Moore before he made SEVEN pictures. Did nobody remember how dumb that sounds in Star Trek 2 and Lethal Weapon given that they made several more movies?

We do get some pretty spectacular action sequences and a nicely personal story that grows the character. We learn about Bond's family, and even get background for Moneypenny and M. However, I hated the reveal of Moneypenny. "We've never been formally introduced"? She helped you on TWO missions. You FUCKED her. How do you not know her NAME?!

But then, did anybody catch that the chick who gets killed is named "Sévérine"? I had to look it up. Fleming would have called her "Fanny Krease" or "Emasculatia" or something. I'm not saying Fleming's silly names were GOOD, but they were MEMORABLE. Even the villain's name here is kind of tossed aside and made confusing. Silva? Rodriguez? Whatever.

* WAY too common in all spy movies these days. See Alec Trevalyan, Elektra King, Miranda Frost, Vesper Lynd, and M's body guard, just in the Bond series.

Never seen anything of Little and Large. That second clip is quite charming. In the third clip, Eddie's guitar playing is almost bad enough to qualify as funny.

I have seen some clips of the Two Ronnies. I find them pretty funny.

It's not so much full-scale revolution (but... seriously... some people have talked about that... I mean besides Drunk Trump) but a couple of semi-coordinated Timothy McVeigh-style terrorist incidents that is most likely. It only takes a couple of serious anti-government ideologs to produce some major destruction that they think might start a revolt.

EDIT: By the way, the green "Other" on that purple America map in the '60s represents the various States Rights parties. They were racists who broke with the Democrats when the Dems took up civil rights. They got absorbed by the Republican party when Nixon introduced his "Southern strategy" of appealing to racists with code words.

Jimmy B wrote:

You know, Donald Trump is all sorts of crazy. His breakdown on Twitter last night was pretty uncomfortable to read.

Hilariously looney. Dude was drunk, I'll bet.

That is amazing.

The fact that Obama has been elected twice shows that racism is dying in the US. However, nuts will be nuts. Plenty of presidents have been targeted by crazies who had no racial ax to grind.

Some guy tried to kill Clinton by crashing his light airplane into the White House, and another guy shot up the White House from the street with an assault rifle. And of course Reagan and Ford both narrowly avoided assassination.

EDIT: on a side note, wunderkind poll watcher Nate Silver of the New York Times' 538 blog was 100% right, right down to the very narrow Florida win for Obama. His stuff is what convinced me that last night was going to be something of a walkaway for Obama instead of the squeaker that most of the media was selling. This will change future election coverage.

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Harrison Ford has bought in! Clearly he has read the coverage and does not want to be left out of Fall of the Bounty Hunter.

I say Han Solo is an aging, alcoholic, and syphilitic embarrassment to his wife and son. BUT he has a kick-ass ride that Jek can borrow for that Kessel run if he keeps quiet about pop's private Oola dancer....

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THERE IS NO VERSION WITHOUT BIEBER.

/willing to negotiate on Scarlett Johansson as a Hutt slave

Awesome!

EDIT: I've been a fan of British comedy since I discovered Monty Python as a teen. Brits probably know that that was a gateway drug for many American nerds. It's college-level cleverness combined with college-level silliness that simply never existed in America until The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When I discovered Fry & Laurie (please do next, btw) and later Red Dwarf and Blackadder, I realized there was a whole boatload of this stuff if only I could get my hands on it (cue invention of Internet). Granted, Benny Hill and Are You Being Served? aren't in that class, but they're also no worse than most American comedy programs. And, as I've mentioned several times on this forum, QI is my latest crush (since Top Gear went kind of soft [sorry, Jezza]). Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Jimmy Carr, and others in a battle of wits with actual facts? Heaven.*

* Heaven may not include a second moon of Earth.

What a relief. Compare this to Disney's stated goal of leveraging known properties to create tent-pole films. This is fresh, ties in well with current social trends of small-scale video-gaming on portable devices, is easily merchandiseable, can't easily be copied.... top-quality corporate commercial film-making.

I'm not being sarcastic. As long as the story is good, the rest of that is perfectly fine with me.

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Teague wrote:

Something like this, maybe?

That is awesome/terrifying. It raises many questions.... I thought Hai Le would be the love interest. But maybe, just maybe, Zumchuck isn't evil and is just pretending to go along with Vanous and will have a face turn....

Also, is Karwek the mysterious bounty hunter of the title? Also, who will be the offensive ethnic stereotype comic relief?

All of A Bit of Fry and Laurie is available on Amazon Instant, free with Prime. tongue
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003ZHOY66

QI is available on YouTube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwdcGhPTkhA

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All right, let's write this bitch. I'll start....

An aging Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) presides over a new Jedi Council on Coruscant. He longs to return to his home on Tatooine with R2D2, but the Jedi Council is small and made up of young Jedi masters he has trained, including Dakota Fanning, Beyonce, and Wicket the Ewok.

Jedi knight Jek Solo (Justin Bieber), the son of Han and Chancellor Leia, reports a disturbance in the Force. Luke feels it himself but forbids Jek from seeking it out with his trusty droid sidekick/bodyguard Lid Ar-Niner (voiced by John DiMaggio).

Elsewhere in the galaxy, the failed Jedi Ut Karwek (Tyler Perry) strikes down the aged wizard Pello Windu (James Earl Jones), a long-retired Jedi master (and uncle of Mace Windu), who speaks thru a voice synthesizer (voiced by David Prowse). Karwek completes a dark ritual over the body and declares himself the first new Sith lord in two generations: Darth Vanous.

He and his apprentice Zumchuk (Milla Jovovich) immediately abduct Windu's grandniece Hai Le (Brenda Song) but are spotted by jaded space rogue Quin Nickel (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), who thinks that information might be worth a few credits to the right party....

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Everything in English comes from somewhere, and we don't respell them the way most languages do, and that is why English spelling is so terrible.  sad

And so I return to my original premise. Britain is lousy with double acts. America is bereft.

Of those you name, I know only David Mitchell, and that only owing to my obsessive love of QI.

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I always assumed "Smaug" was a pun on "smog" (The Hobbit was for children, remember), given that his breath is pollution and the whole LOTR universe is a bit anti-modernist and anti-technology.

The only English words where AU makes the /ow/ sound are:

  • gaucho

  • sauerkraut

  • umlaut

  • flautist, sometimes, but the preferred pronunciation is /aw/

There are hundreds where AU makes the /aw/ sound.

Maybe it's just that double acts lasted longer in the UK than in the US, because even theirs are dying out. And maybe the ones that still exist are no more prominent there than here.

In the US, we had Abbott & Costello, Burns & Allen, Lewis & Dean, Hope & Crosby, the Smothers Brothers, Rowan & Martin, and so on, which were gone by the mid-'70s (altho the Smothers Brothers soldiered on in relative obscurity for years.) Ackroyd & Belushi ended in the mid-'80s.

Whereas the UK had Cook & Moore, the Two Ronnies, Morecambe & Wise, Fry & Laurie, French & Saunders, and such. The latter three lasted into the '80s and '90s. Pegg & Frost are probably the most prominent double act now.

The guys whose act mostly consists of pretending to be gay, gangsters, Obama, or some combination of that will save us from Dane Cook?

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

America has no comedy double acts. What has happened to us?  sad