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I didn't know that this is how Metacritic does it. (They give certain publications/critics more weight than others and grade on a curve.)

EDIT: Transcendence is at 42 on Metacritic based on 44 reviews. (Highest is Richard Roeper, who gave it four stars and is due for a new set of eyeglasses.)

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Has anyone seen it? What was its sin? I was going to see it, but scathing reviews turned me off.

Transcendence was just generally disappointing. Somehow I thought Pfister would be a better director. Thematically it's not saying anything near as deep or original as it seems to think it is. Even if you see it and like it, there's other movies in theaters now that you'd probably like way better. The 18% on RT doesn't surprise me.

I enjoy RT for what it is. It gives you a very rough idea of what a movie's critical reception has been. IOW, 18% doesn't mean a movie is absolutely shit. It means the group of critics whose reviews have been aggregated thought, on average, that the movie wasn't very good. (I always make sure to scroll down to see how many reviews have been aggregated and who those reviewers are. Sometimes with newer movies, indies, or certain documentaries there isn't many reviews at all. So a movie will have 99% or something, but you drill down and see that's based only on one review by Peter Travers and two reviews by rhesus monkeys.)

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Jodorowsky's Dune
I'm surprised at how well received this doc has been (it's 98% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 62 reviews). It's a cool story, especially if you're a sci-fi person who loves looking at rarely seen Giger concept art and the like. But as a documentary I don't think it's what many people would classify as run-don't-walk great. It's okay, not bad, not a waste of time. Is there anyone who has seen this who feels its anything more than a slightly above average doc?

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Sam F wrote:
Herc wrote:

Have you ever been in a situation with a show where you wanna run around shouting "hey everyone! watch this, trust me, you'll love it!" but didn't know how? That's how I feel about this show.

That's how I feel about Shameless right now.

Me too. Shameless is well done. There must be a dozen main-ish characters on that show, each with their own storylines, and the show juggles it all beautifully without it seeming at all muddled.

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It's interesting that baseball seems an easy sport to understand because people often say that it's one of the hardest to play well--hitting a round ball with a round bat is harder than it looks. At the elite level, hitting a major league pitcher's fastball is definitely one of the hardest tasks in sports.

Outside of team sports, fighting sports are the easiest to "get" if someone hasn't seen them before. One person is trying to kick the other person's ass. Pretty basic. Whatever the rules might be, the point of the contest is trivially obvious to the onlooker.

But, yeah, Blast from the Past.

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Funny episode. The movie sure does move like molasses.

It really would make a good musical. The fact that one main character is from the 50s and the other from the 90s seems like something a lyricist could get a lot of mileage out of: he's singing in the style of Buddy Holly, whereas she's singing in the style of Alanis Morissette. Or whoever. Something like that.

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Sounds neat.

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Welcome. What are you doing your dissertation on?

I really enjoyed this song. Well done.

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I saw it twice. Rummy seems to think he checkmated Errol Morris, but it was more like a stalemate. The man is impervious to evidence.

That's a big part of what the film is about--evidence. It's also about language. Rumsfeld, like many good equivocators, is a master of semantic trickery, palpably proud of his ability to abuse language.

In THE FOG OF WAR Morris was fascinated by McNamara's conflictedness--RM was an old man who was willing to own up to some of his mistakes but unwilling to face the full gravity of those mistakes--but here Morris is fascinated by this man's ability to deny reality at all costs.

When Morris does nail him on certain things (for example, DM says the administration never implied a link between Saddam and bin Laden, but the evidence shows otherwise), Rumsfeld just shrugs it off. Fascinating and infuriating all at once.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

Recommendations for a good office chair with proper back support for someone of a generally larger proportion?

Maybe you should try Rush Limbaugh's EIB ("Excellence in Broadcasting") executive chair. It definitely holds a bigger man and has a special secret compartment for stashing Oxys. Yours for only $499.95!

In all seriousness, I've found that the best ones tend to be leather, well padded, have a headrest that actually reaches all the way up to your head, and are in that price range. I got mine from this website, which has a section for big & tall.

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I propose that from now on all grievances must be expressed in rhyming couplets.

mkeithddc: People keep bringing up the formatting because it's unusual. If you're going to format your writing in an so irregular a fashion, people are going to bring it up. It's the typographical equivalent of skipping every third step as you walk. You have the absolute right to skip instead of walking normally. At the same time, you should expect that a lot of people you meet will ask "Hey, by the way, what's with the skipping?" That's just how the world works.

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Glazer said they did that, yeah. Most of Johansson's character's interactions are with actors. But he said a couple of the people they cast are non-actors found by the casting director (particularly one man she comes across who has some very unique characteristics). There are specific scenes in public places in which the people who react to Johansson a) clearly don't recognize her and b) are clearly real people because they simply don't behave like extras or bit players. Glazer said (something to the effect of) We dropped Scarlet into Scotland and just filmed her. In a sense, that appears to be true.

I read in the recent New Yorker profile of Johansson that they outfitted the van she drives with GoPro cams, which appears to be the case. It's all melded together well--in that it's not always easy to tell who's an actor and who isn't. Glazer said he had some great scenes on film with Scarlet improvising stuff with guys, but then later the guys didn't want to give their consent to be in the film, which he said he fully understood but still found frustrating.

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Just returned from the screening. Glazer did a brief Q&A afterward. He's boring. His movie is damn good.

It's a fresh take on the old aliens-come-to-Earth-to-harvest-humans-for-whatever-reason story. What most impressed me was how it sidesteps the tropes and even the tone we might expect from alien movies. It's very much doing its own thing.

Like 2001, UTS leaves out certain details from the novel. This makes the narrative of the film more mysterious in a way that works. If we knew why, for example, Johannson's character is doing what she's doing, it's not as interesting. The actual reason given in the novel is straightforward and, actually, kind of dumb. In reference to this, Glazer said "the question is more interesting than the answer," and on this point he's right.

The visuals are unforgettable. Johansson is outstanding. The music and sound design, also outstanding. It's a little slow in spots, but it's good hard sci-fi. If that's your bag, this is not one to skip.

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drewjmore wrote:

Dragged along to Divergent. Embarrassed to say I didn't hate it. Super contrived premise, makes you wonder how the events of the film don't happen every day. Nice VFX work fucking up my city. Young adult fare, better than both Twilight and Hunger Games Part 1. I'd have to watch it again to give it a proper review, but I can't say I'm sufficiently motivated.

Just saw it. With the stuff they shot on Wacker, I believe one of the things that wasn't CG was the birdshit beneath the El tracks. It's the same birdshit that was stuck to the sidewalk when Ferris, Cameron, and Sloane were there, and when Jake and Elwood were there. Stuff is caked on. Fucking Rahm.

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The Social Network would have gotten my vote. What killed me about The King's Speech's win is that I thought nearly every other film nominated was better. Toy Story 3--better. Winter's Bone--better. Even The Kids Are All Right, which I didn't love, I thought was better. And the kicker is that I liked The King's Speech. Saw it again recently and liked it a lot.

The Social Network was such a deft portrait of where we were and what we were as a culture in the aughts. It was so well done at every level. It's been a few years now, and you don't really hear people bringing up The King's Speech very much. People still talk about The Social Network.

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Marty J wrote:

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A competently made, enjoyable story, but did it really deserve a "Best Picture" Oscar? I'm not so sure about that. What's so exceptional about The Artist (except for the "B & W, 4:3 and silent" gimmick)? Seems like Academy members simply adore movies about themselves big_smile

The film is pleasant to watch and I'd recommend checking it out, but that huge hype wasn't deserved.

A lot of the hype was Harvey Weinstein being a master of hyping his BP nominees. Clearly he knows how to work that thing in the run-up to Awards Season.

Few recent BP winners deserve the distinction. (The King's Speech was not the best film of that year, nor was Argo, etc.) That said, I actually feel The Artist is one of the more defensible winners in recent memory. It's, at least, a movie everyday people actually enjoyed. It also took big chances that paid off--a silent, B & W film in which the two leads and director were people American audiences probably never heard of. Weinstein distributed it anyway. Its success is remarkable when you consider that. When I look at the nominees that year, I still have no problem with The Artist's win.

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P.T. Anderson seems to like taking the broad strokes of a story and spinning it into his own little thing. BOOGIE NIGHTS is loosely based on John Holmes' story, but the film isn't a biopic. THE MASTER, too, is loosely inspired by L. Rob Hubbard and Scientology, but the actual movie isn't trying to tell that story. THERE WILL BE BLOOD is like that. It doesn't adapt "Oil!" so much as it rewrites it.

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Denis Villeneuve's (the guy who did PRISONERS) latest is a darn good can-you-solve-this-puzzle movie. Jake Gyllenhaal's performance is impressive in that he dances across the minefield that lays before any actor who has to play two different characters (he keeps it subtle). I read Jose Saramago's novel, "The Double," a couple years ago and like the changes they made. Gyllenhaal plays a guy who discovers an actor who looks exactly like him, and complications ensue. It's a lot of atmospherics that's often too pleased with itself. Villeneuve goes the full Kubrick and holds shots for 25 seconds when 15 will do, as if to say "Look how awesome we lit this!" But still, I found this film to be pretty cool, even though the first half of it takes its time just a bit too much. The ending will divide people. If you like atmospheric mind-fuck mysteries--and cinematography--then you'll like this.

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It's not porn. But it's definitely not for kids. I'm not sure I'm old enough to see some of the stuff in that film.

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I've now seen both Vol. I and Vol. II. There's one big director's cut out there that's some five hours long. The US release versions of Vol. I and Vol. II are each about two hours long.

Charlotte Gainsbourg is a great, seemingly fearless actor. Stellan Skarsgard is also good. They are, however, quite low-energy. The copious sex scenes occasionally bring some liveliness to the otherwise mopey narrative, but at a total of four hours it's an under-caffeinated film.

There's stuff I enjoyed, though. LVT is always doing something off the wall. There's a couple really cool filmmaking flourishes in Vol. II that are memorable.

Some of the random-seeming casting choices work and some don't. Christian Slater is surprisingly compelling as the main character's father. But Shia LaBeouf does a laughable British accent and gives the most hopelessly off-target performance I've seen in a long while. But then Uma Thurman shows up out of nowhere and drops--I kid you not--one of her best performances. I mean, she brings it like you wouldn't believe.

I found the ending to be predictable and unsatisfying. But in all, I liked more than I disliked here. Gainsbourg held my interest.

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Yeah, I remember the nuns teaching us that at my Catholic elementary school. Mary's parents had original sin, but she was conceived without it because God wiped it away so it wouldn't be passed on to her. Thus she had no original sin to pass onto Jesus, so he was free of OS too. I think church doctrine says that John the Baptist was actually conceived with OS but had it wiped away by God sometime in the third trimester, so the guy who would baptize Jesus would be someone born without OS. OS gets passed on like genes. Sister Donna had a flow chart.

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Like the original, it's educational television. Ergo it's intended to educate the many people, kids and adults, who don't know this stuff. Considering that's the objective, I think it's been exceptional.

Tyson is so different from Sagan. Sagan was so unusual, particularly the way he spoke, and that hypnotized me as a kid. Tyson is a normal guy who speaks in a normal way. So it's a different vibe. Not better or worse, just different. The old Cosmos had a host that was charismatic and palpably ecstatic about science. Tyson fits that bill perfectly. Whatever else might be true, they got the right person to host the program, clearly.

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What's striking about Ridley's screenplay is that he doesn't embellish the book. Northup was a real person who wrote down what happened to him. The film attempts to dramatize his experiences in a mostly unadorned way. That constant sense of dread and looming threat is present in the book.

The slaver didn't want his slave speaking to Pitt's character because slaves weren't supposed to have conversations. They were supposed to work. Slaves often ran away or were smuggled into freedom by abolitionist white people (or by other slaves). The slaver in that scene had good reasons to not want Solomon conversing too freely with some free-spirited Canadian guy who's probably an abolitionist. They suspected Solomon was learned. Those were the slaves they needed to keep an extra close eye on. That field overseer's job was to make sure the slaves did their work and nothing else.

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It's always been hard to believe Tonya Harding. I doubt she'd pass a polygraph.

Some of the espn 30 for 30 docs are quite good. They get good filmmakers to do them.