Cookies with my picture on them.  I... uhh... wait, what?

And Zarban, can I live in your basement for the rest of my life?  It won't be for very long, I'm quite old.

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I know a guy who'll dispose of a body for twenty bucks and a carton of Pall Malls.   Want his number?

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Seconded.    I think it was a conscious choice on the filmmaker's part to go with a ridiculous Jetsons-style future, mostly because trying to accurately predict the real future is a fool's game.

I do wish the two-bladed tie had become a reality, though.  That one actually seemed plausible to me.

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Well, Crichton has been dead for three years - so it was inevitable that the quality of his work would decline...

Micro, to be fair, was only partially completed upon Crichton's death and Richard Preston finished it.  I like Preston's non-fiction, but haven't read any of his novels.

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It's now the Simpsons ride.  They paid me lots of money and I met Matt Groening and James Brooks.   

Your childhood wasn't all that great anyhow.

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Awww, we forgot to do the thing.  I blame Christmas.

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bake-off season is coming up again right now, though - might be well worth an intermission to discuss this year's entries when the time comes.

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I wish more people would recognize that they are fans of mine.  Their lives would be so much better.

Seriously, thanks man.  You actually own more of my movies than I do.

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No new recordings until 2012, but releases will continue on schedule... unless Teague has too much eggnog and forgets. 

Or y'know, the world ends or whatever.

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Meh, this is just one of those episodes where Trey interrupts everybody.  I'd skip it.

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I'm pretty sure it's just waiting its turn to be released from Teague's Big Year-End Episode Stockpile, since we're now in the holiday season and recording weekends are growing scarce.

EDIT:  Or, wait... was that another one from the Weekend of the Glitches?