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The issues that stuck out to me were:

-water is blue. Check out any shot of any aquarium. It's like a giant blue light. There's no blue ANYWHERE in the shots here, and it ought to be the dominant color.

-The criss-crossing God rays don't work for me. Generally a big tank like this they'll just light by leaving it open to the sun, which will have either parallel rays or rays that spread out from a source. I suppose it's feasible to light it that way if you're dealing with artificial lighting above the tank, but aesthetically it's distracting. Some of the rays also appear to be coming from the glass itself, which makes no real sense. Caustics like that come from the surface. They're also flickering too much. It looks less like light shimmering down through water and more like a laser battle.

In the positives, nice shot selection. Wasn't huge on the music but I see why you went with it. What does "Foundation year" mean?

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Cartoons are for babies.

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RE: Bill & Ted -- you also have the usual fun timeloop paradox where Bill and Ted have no actual way of knowing Rufus' name because he never tells them. They learn his name when future Bill and Ted show up at the Circle K and give him a shoutout. So they only know his name because their future selves say it, but their future selves only know it because they heard themselves say it in the past.

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If we're going to do DARK KNIGHT, it's my opinion that we should do the whole franchise in order. Burton, Schumaker, Nolan. Even though the Nolans are a reboot. Trey worked on BATMAN RETURNS, for one thing. For another, I feel like TDK is something we won't be able to fully appreciate and discuss unless we've gone on the journey together.

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I still haven't shown the guys THE ROOM. I have to be there when it happens, and actually Ryan has also forbade me from screening it for them without him. The first time is a special thing.

That being said, while I will join the conversation if the others really want to do it, I would agree with Jeffery that it's not an ideal DIF picture. While it would seem to be prime material, since a lot of what we do is talking about where movies went wrong, THE ROOM is a special case. It lives in a rarefied realm of so-bad-it's-awesome, and talking about what went wrong would be akin to doing a commentary on a comedy, in which we did nothing but explain all the jokes. We could only make it less funny by doing so.

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wat happen

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I'm still not sure I like PRIMER. I thought I did but now I think I don't. I need to see it again to decide but I'm kind of not interested which to an extent seems to indicate a decision.

Meh.

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Satellite radio has lied to me for the last time.

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It would have been twenty years ago TODAY.

#fakeBTTFdates

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I used to always listen to commentaries, but now it's pretty rare. Most movies that come out these days, I'm not really interested in hearing how they were made, and the few movies I want to hear commentaries for often don't have them. Also, I have so many movies I want to watch, it's tough to find the time to watch most twice with commentary.

Thanks for making me aware of ratethatcommentary.com, that will help me find some cool ones.

I enjoyed the original commentary to GHOSTBUSTERS, and I actually really like the commentaries for the first two MUMMY movies. I haven't liked anything Sommers has made since then, but the commentaries are a lot of fun, with Sommers pointing out the holes in his own movies. And of course the LOTR commentaries are marvelous, but you gotta set aside like a week for them all.

One commentary I found totally crap was the commentary for IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. It's Carpenter and the DP with the driest, dullest commentary, pretty much solely about lighting. And not even interesting conversations about lighting. There'll be five minutes of silence and then Carpenter will go "I like that rim light, it really separates him from the background." And the DP goes "Yep." Then five more minutes go by.

I also have mixed feelings about the SIN CITY commentary, in which Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez seem to be having a contest to see who can fellate the other more loudly and passionately.

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Wait wait wait. Let me see if I understand this timeline.

JU-ON comes out and is a big hit in Japan.

American studio wants to remake it in America and hires the original director for the remake.

They then release the remake back in Japan, essentially re-releasing JU-ON to the original audience but with white people and subtitles.

I guess it never occurred to me that, of course, an American remake of a film will be released worldwide including in the origin country. And thinking about it seems insane.

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