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You're a good writer. I read that whole thing. And now I am smarter.

Also, now I am going to shoehorn that into my pilot for a time travel adventure TV show for JJ Abrams to produce. The working title is Sequence.

Squiggly_P wrote:

Speaking of star wars, have you guys ever heard of the "Machete Order" for watching the starwars saga?

I hadn't. And it's pretty damn brilliant.

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Teague wrote:

Sorry for the glitchiness, guys. To repay you, here's a cat in zero g.

Cat is also glitchy. STOP CHANGING THE MATRIX!

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(5 replies, posted in Episodes)

That was a great episode. The ending was hilarious.

"Crass" is the word Teague was looking for. I was shouting it, but no one was listening to me.

Finally watched Synecdoche, New York. It was a lot like 8 1/2, in a Charlie Kaufman kind of way. I've liked Kaufman's other work, but I had a hard time connecting with it, as I did 8 1/2. The ending was effective, but most of it was an endurance test.

Now I've just watched Paul, and something is driving me crazy. When Kristen Wiig goes inside at night, she has this exchange with her father:

He: What took you so long?
She: I was just talkin', papa.
He: You talk too much.
She: Sorry, papa.

I'm sure this is a direct lift from some classic movie, but I can't put my finger on it. Anybody?

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And don't get me started on South by Southwest, where Cary Grant would have ended up in Arkansas via an uncomfortable budget airline.

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I love The Dark Knight, but it does have problems. It's overlong, Batman isn't given quite enough to do, I hate the whole Rachel Dawes subplot (Batman is a billionaire playboy and a loaner), and Harvey Dent is uninteresting to me. However, I do like how the movie plays Dent off Batman: with a good man as DA, Gotham doesn't need Batman.

I watched it recently and fell in love all over again with Heath Ledger's Joker. It's just an amazing performance. Anyone who says the praise is undeserved is insane. I love Alfred and Lucius Fox. The Hong Kong extraction is great, if somewhat out of place. The Batvoice doesn't bother me at all.

Never liked the Tumbler, tho.

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Great episode. I like seeing the same visual and storytelling style in a director's work, as long as it doesn't go too far. Tim Burton is a good example of a director who goes too far sometimes, especially with the horizontal stripes and stuff.

Grand Theft Auto is the Ron Howard film Trey was thinking of.

This space left empty for Elijah.

Peter Bogdanovich said that auteur theory is probably a big part of why French directors complain that have a hard time finding good scripts. Who wants to write a script when all the credit goes to the director? (I don't love Bogdanovich as a film maker, but he's a good journalist.)

Regarding Tony Scott, I highly recommend The Hunger. Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie are vampires. and Catherine Deneuve seduces Susan Sarandon.

Screw Steven Soderbergh. I liked Ocean's 11 and Out of Sight, and that's it.

Screw Woody Allen. I can hardly stand anything he's made since Zelig, and even his early stuff was better when Sid Caesar was doing it.

I so want to love Martin Scorsese, but he's really hit and miss for me.

If Charlie Kaufman was anymore Charlie Kaufman, he wouldn't be David Lynch, he'd be Rain Man.

"If you peel back all the layers of Fincher movie, instead of a mushy beating heart, you find a perfectly round, steel ball bearing that's always somehow two degrees below room temperature." LMFAO. That needs to be on a T-shirt.

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I love that guy. He's been on Science Friday a couple of times doing other hilarious science crap.

Isn't every barrista in LA an actor? The point of leaving the cow-orker with the corpse was as payback for that person's treatment of her.

It's not perfect, just a clean story with an internal conflict, character development, and a point.

Do you want negative examples?
http://badstudentfilms.tumblr.com/

BigDamnArtist wrote:

The character doesn't change, and is hardly redeemed

Curtis Armstrong is the character who seems to deserve no sympathy, then gains redemption by giving Amy Earhart an opportunity (moral: don't judge a book by its cover). Amy is the protagonist. She starts out outwardly irritable and conflicted about her life and, when she discovers the twist, becomes kinder and is freed from her conflict.

She doesn't just coast; she explains her goals and demonstrates self-confidence and a firecracker personality, which is perfect for his project. We should come away with the feeling that she'll forever be in Curtis Armstrong's debt and should be less of a bitch. The subtext is "You've got moxie!" and "Gosh, deep down, you're an okay guy. I'll never forget you."

Watching a character grow and change is pure drama, which is hard. The characters have to be engaging, sympathetic, and relatable; they have to have chemistry together; and the story has to be either funny or moving or both. And it still needs some kind of conflict to get resolved.

The point of your particular story needs to be something like the character achieving fulfillment or independence or redemption or something and doing that thru growing and changing. Then you can say "this person grows and changes and, as a result, finds his place in life" or whatever. If your explanation doesn't have "as a result", then it doesn't have a point because it's not resolving a conflict, and you might as well be filming ants looking for food.

Check out a short film called Double Shot, where a character who seems to deserve no sympathy achieves redemption. The protagonist is conflicted about the direction of her life and gains hope and opportunity thru that character's act.

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(56 replies, posted in Creations)

I don't know if I can do Saturday at 8. I've got something else that should end before that, but I can't be sure.

Congratulations on the job, tho.

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As usual, I'm away from home this week, and I don't have pictures of my (dull, Midwestern, small town) neighborhood, so I offer this for now to show where I am....

http://www.zarban.com/toronto-CN-Tower.jpg

EDIT:
It just occurred to me that I DO have a photo of my neighborhood, which I took at 11,000 feet when a return flight actually allowed me to say, "I can see my house from here!"

http://www.zarban.com/sky-pinecrest-drive-bremen-indiana.jpg

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Jimmy B wrote:

I have recorded two commentaries on Audacity (one for Tango & Cash and the other for Commando).

And where are those?

/tapping foot

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(12 replies, posted in Episodes)

Leave Teague alone! He's the sensitive one!

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Squiggly_P wrote:

The focus on a superhero flick should be the villains, because they're the ones who have goals and are pro-active the whole time.

It can be but shouldn't necessarily be. James Bond and Harry Potter are basically superheroes, and those movies focus more on the hero solving the mystery than on the bad guys working their plans. That's how any good action movie or thriller is plotted.

The major problem with superhero movies is that the villain isn't made strong enough, so the hero only needs to discover his identity and location to stop him. That's the fundamental problem with Superman.

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Dean wrote:

In fact almost all the main characters in the flick are just fractured pieces of Batman's psyche.

Terrific analysis. Batman is the only superhero whose villains are as interesting as he is.

Dorkman wrote:

You're seeing missed opportunities for thematic depth but giving the film credit as if it actually leveraged them.

Nope. Siding with Dean. The film doesn't have to show Batman becoming his villains. It only needs to show directions he could have gone. The film's not a masterpiece (the Batmobile hack being a good example), but it stands among the better superhero movies.

I liked that little Call of Cthulu flick. Very impressive for what they had to work with.

I just watched Gremlins 2 for the first time with my 9-y-o niece and nephew, and we all went nuts. They were picking their favorite gremlins and acting out their antics and generally being goofy. They had gone to an audience-participation play at the local college earlier in the day and so were primed for silliness.

There are parts that are just cartoonishly dumb—even more so than the first one—but also parts that are just hilariously gruesome. Good, goofy fun. Altho, what was with Tony Randall's Brain Gremlin accent? It varied wildly from Connecticut to England to Australia.

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Okay.

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This is supposed to be now, right? February 11, noon Eastern?

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Xtroid wrote:

I haven't seen The Ark.

I've heard it melts your face...

"Steven Spielberg wants me to do RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, and someone brings the script from Hollywood to Paris. But as much as I think that Spielberg is the best director America has to offer, the screenplay is the same tired old shit."  - Klaus Kinski

That quote is hilarious until you think that Kinski would have been playing the Nazi officer, and being a reckless German maniac really was the same tired old shit for Kinski.  big_smile

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This is great! Maybe he'll do commentaries for all the prequels and for Avatar and other stuff! Hurray!  lol

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I think it's best when an enthusiastic producer or someone sits in and kind of interviews the director. Because, yeah, unless the director is excited about talking about the film, he won't have much to say about it.

But I also think that commentaries aren't so much for now but for ages hence, when the director and others are senile or dead. Imagine how great it would be to watch North by Northwest with a real commentary by Hitch and Cary Grant.

The Illage
A group of old-school hiphoppers led by Grandmaster Flash finally dares to confront the monster in the woods known as “the Man” only to discover that their utopian raptocracy is just a secluded enclave in a bigger, more confusing world.

Beakin’
The off-beat tale of inner-city “beakers” and their peculiar habit of dressing as birds in public and recreating avian mating dances.

Dave Chappelle’s Lock Party
Charlie Kaufman paints a bleak and surreal picture as Michel Gondry again teams up with Dave Chappelle (Mos Def) as he tries to host a party full of rappers but is locked out by an imposter pretending to be an actor hired to portray him in this very film (Dave Chapelle). Special guest: Mos Def (Common (50 Cent)).