1,576

(12 replies, posted in Off Topic)

You take the good. You take the bad.
He takes the drugs his dealer had.
It's Tokes & Stokes.
Tokes & Stokes.

Your life is puppets all day long,
But you're roomin' with a water bong
It's Tokes & Stokes.
Tokes & Stokes.

  When LA never seems
  to be livin' up to your dreams
  Then suddenly you're finding out
  that Tokes just sold your car without you, youuuuuu.

When films are all you care about
but pot is everywhere about
I tell you, folks,
it's Tokes & Stokes.

When parties start to escalate,
The cops might just investigate
at Tokes' & Stokes'.
Tokes & Stokes.

  When LA never seems
  to be livin' up to your dreams
  You suddenly might realize
  the feds might try to deputize you, youuuuuu.

  You'll be wearin' a wire toooo
  Hide evidence in your shoooo
  Tokes & Stokes is all about youuuuu.

1,577

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1,578

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1,579

(80 replies, posted in Episodes)

You don't have any two-bladed ties? Well, I guess Indiana has finally pulled ahead of California in fashion. Just wait till you start seeing the three shells in restrooms.

1,580

(80 replies, posted in Episodes)

1,581

(80 replies, posted in Episodes)

EDIT: Okay, that was fun. It got a little more squigie than I imagined it would, but there's some great analysis.

However...
Jesus Christ, Down in Front, you KNOW I will listen to this. You KNOW I hate demonstrably slanderous misstatements. You KNOW I'm a car guy. And Wikipedia is TWO CLICKS away from everything. Why would you claim John DeLorean was a creep arrested with 70 pounds of cocaine in an airport?!

He stalled the feds for MONTHS while he talked to his lawyer about how he had been approached and feared for his family's safety. He never carried the cocaine the feds provided or the front money the feds provided or helped plan the deal the feds approached him with. His lawyer called NO WITNESSES, and he was found not guilty by reason of ENTRAPMENT.

Also, in the '80s all car speedos only went to 85. It was a law to discourage speeding. The car could go faster than that.

1,582

(80 replies, posted in Episodes)

I completely agree with all the things you say, but they weren't enough to keep me from enjoying the movie. I actually liked the time-hopping because that's what a time machine is for, altho honestly it's close to being ruined by Tom Wilson's acting.

I think it would have been rather worse if BTTF 2 was like BTTF 1 and 3 and almost every other time travel story: go to a different time and have an adventure that consists largely of just trying to get back to your own time. 1 and 3 do that story well, but I don't want three of the same movie.

1,583

(33 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Just watched. So this is how Californians will react to the end of the world? The rest of us will eat you with barbecue sauce.

Fantastic accomplishment. Terrific acting; great visual effects; really good lighting and camera work. Very professional looking.

However, was it supposed to funny? Because it had body switching and giants and stuff but it was mostly depressing.

1,584

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1,586

(6 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Did Liam Neeson check his retirement account 5 years ago and realize it was hovering on "Donald Pleasence" and decide to just take any job?

/hopes this isn't popular or Americans will go back to misspelling "gray".

1,587

(13 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Oh I see now. Teague was quoting himself.

STOP AGREEING WITH YOURSELF TEAGUE. YOU'LL GO BLIND.

1,588

(13 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm excited enough about the film that I'm basically traler-proof, but I agree with TheMargarineman.

1,589

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1,593

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1,594

(35 replies, posted in Creations)

Whoa. Now it's on Huff Po's front page. Cool.

1,595

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1,596

(9 replies, posted in Creations)

That is really cool. Welcome to the site!

1,597

(35 replies, posted in Creations)

WOW! Just great!

1,598

(14 replies, posted in Episodes)

What is the rule for puppeteers? Did Jim Henson ever win an Oscar for performing Kermit the Frog? Because that is some bad-ass shit right there. That's live, one-man, mo-cap with animation. You ever see Kermit do that thing with his mouth, scruchin' it all up and shit? THAT'S HILARIOUS!

This message was brought to you by the Tracy Morgan inside of me.

1,599

(14 replies, posted in Episodes)

WHATS WRONG ANDY CIRCUS? CANT GET A REAL ACTING JORB? B CUZ U ARE 2 UGLEEEEE LOL  lol

This message brought to you by the mean teenage girl inside me.

1,600

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Be excellent to each other, dudes.