1,651

(34 replies, posted in Episodes)

Did he give it a hard G, Jimmy?

English spelling. It needs to change.

EDIT
Median income comparisons are tricky. It's about the same in the US and Australia, but not only do you have exchange rates to figure in, but also cost of living, taxation rate, and quality of life.

Aussies have a slightly higher cost of living, significantly higher (but still low by Western standards) taxation rates, much lower crime rate, but vastly higher—yet still quite reasonable—venomous platypus attack rate.

/tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, and hang it up on the shed

1,652

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I would make some snarky retort about how it's a movie about angsty high school girls, but realistically....

trwned

That really doesn't get used as often as it should.

1,653

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Heineken is running this commercial, called "The Date" in heavy rotation in the US.

The commercial is great but mainly for the crazy awesome music, which turns out to be a piece from an 1966 Bollywood movie: "Jan Pehechan-Ho" by Indian legend Mohammed Rafi.

The title lyric translates as "Let's get to know each other."

1,654

(34 replies, posted in Episodes)

I gotta side with Trey here. Fillion's fanbase may be virulent, but it could be killed with a liberal application of penicillin.

And Castle was fun for a while, but the show has gone all weird by forgetting that it's best when it's half comedy, not half Lifetime movie. At this point, I'd rather watch a Nikki Heat TV show. She gets laid.

/grumpy for no reason  mad

1,655

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

vidina wrote:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

And, you know, BttF, LotR.

http://www.zarban.com/no-bttf.jpg

1,656

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

Has somebody said Dreamcatcher yet? Because I'm watching it now, and talk about multiple magic beans.... This movie is about 4 completely different ideas smooshed together, and it couldn't find a consistent tone with a pitch pipe.

But its provenance is gold: Stephen King, William Goldman, Lawrence Kasdan, and an A-list cast that includes Morgan Freeman AND Tom Sizemore as black ops helicopter pilots.

1,657

(32 replies, posted in Episodes)

I'm no Michael Crichton fan, but it's a little disappointing to hear Spielberg get all the credit in that video for the ideas behind Jurassic Park.

Also: I WANT TO RIDE A DINOSAUR AND I DON'T CARE IF WE HAVE TO MELT ALL THE ICE ON EARF TO FIND A FROZEN ONE TO CLONE THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOME UNDER THE ICE IN ANARKICA OR SOMEWHERES

1,658

(30 replies, posted in Episodes)

Yeah, John may be thinking of a sweet spot in the early-to-mid-'70s when things had loosened up, but that was short-lived.

In the studio era, one guy ran the studio, but he had a hell of a lot to say about the movies that got made there. He assigned the cast and crew, and they made his picture. Movies were carefully crafted around stars and starlets... or they were thrown together in a few months because there was a crew sitting around earning a salary with nothing to shoot.

Once the studio system collapsed, the studios got taken over by corporations who really did let film makers have a lot of leeway but also started demanding more certainty of profit. And thanks to Jaws and Star Wars, everybody thought they could make a blockbuster.... AND they mostly didn't want to shoot on the back lot or on a cheap and reliable sound stage.

You could remake Casablanca today for $1 million plus cast salaries. AND HAVE DINOSAURS.

1,659

(78 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Holden wrote:
Zarban wrote:

Looks great, but kind of clumsy in a standard 1024-wide display.

What is this, 2003?

No. In 2003, the standard was still 800x600.

According to Google Analytics for my websites, 1024x768 and smaller resolutions still hold a nearly 20% share of visitor displays. And according to this site and this site, that holds true generally.

I personally view the Web at home at 1050x1680, a tall vertical that displays documents and web pages well. I can't think of any site I've visited recently that it displays with a horizontal scroll bar.

1,660

(78 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Looks great, but kind of clumsy in a standard 1024-wide display.

1,661

(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

My real name is T-Bone McGinty, but they call me "Big T". I'm from Sassafras Junction, Montana (NOT Sassafras Lake). I make marionettes and marionette accessories, which I sell mostly to Japaneses and Hollywood types. I like my pizza like I like my women: covered in pepperoni. My sister's phone number actually has one of those 555 prefixes and she is damned tired of getting phone calls from old ladies who watch Matlock and think it would be funny to try dialing the suspect's mistress' number. I found DIF when I was scouring the Internet for LOLcats to share with my church youth group.

Also, I run the website in my sig, I'm older than anyone on the panel but Trey, and my taste in films runs from "classic Hollywood" to "terrible movies made by bad people."

The most recent films I've watched are M. Hulot's Holiday and Halloween II, one of which is a whimsical delight for the eyes and ears that transcends generations and languages and should have been made into a children's cartoon series.

Wait... BOTH of which are whimsical delights for the eyes and ears that transcend generations and languages and should have been made into children's cartoon series.

1,662

(10 replies, posted in Creations)

I think DIF works best as an in-room discussion, but I've certainly enjoyed plenty of commentaries that used Skype's high-quality audio. TalkShoe still sucks balls, tho.

John Pavlich with Tysto over Skype, with Pavlich's side using the Skype recording (via Call Graph)...
http://www.tysto.com/podpress_trac/web/ … -Tysto.mp3

John Pavlich with Tysto over Skype, with the local recordings composited together...
http://www.tysto.com/podpress_trac/web/ … -Tysto.mp3

The differences in John's voice are noticeable but minimal. The microphone makes a substantial difference, of course. Pavlich uses a Blue Snoball. Tysto uses a Samson CO3U. PotterFicWeekly uses Skype with a variety of headsets and desk mikes of varying quality.

Cultdom Collective uses TalkShoe with, I believe, headsets...
http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-54821/TS-544382.mp3

But nothing beats the Down in Front pro-style mixing board setup. Smooth like butter.

1,663

(78 replies, posted in Off Topic)

That's fantastic. The video just shouts awesome from the rooftops.

1,664

(41 replies, posted in Episodes)

Dorkman wrote:

Thanks for the feedback, guys. The topic ideas help a lot. We definitely want to keep these short and off-the-cuff, but we'll keep the other input in mind as we go forward.

No problem.

1,665

(10 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So.... Netflix has killed Qwikster before it even rolled out. Wow.

1,666

(19 replies, posted in Episodes)

I liked Cherry and Dakota too, but I don't feel like they're all that compelling as characters. But I also don't think that Planet Terror is trying to tics all the boxes for critics. Rodriguez is generally pretty good at tiptoeing around my inner critic without rousing him from his nap. QT always shakes him awake and hands him a coffee.

/tries not to look up cake porn

1,667

(41 replies, posted in Episodes)

It never really feels rushed to me, but the hard out often feels a little weird. I like the idea of recording the casual conversation spurred by something in the commentary, but I'd prefer it to be a little more focused than "Okay, let's do an Intermission. What should be talk about?"

It would be GREAT if, during a commentary, someone said "let's not get too far off topic, so let's save that for the Intermission" and then that became the topic later. But obviously that's not going to happen every time.

1,668

(19 replies, posted in Episodes)

When I first saw them, I liked Planet Terror more because it was fun. But I found myself thinking about Death Proof more, especially in terms of how it plays with tension, expectations, and structure. If the challenge was "make a grindhouse-style picture that doesn't suck" both are winners.

QT often bugs me because of how he too often has his characters parrot his own sentiments (and Abernathy, Stuntman Mike, and Zoe are ALL doing it in DP). But RR often bugs me because of how he sometimes goes over the top from ridiculously cool to ridiculously dumb.

1,669

(28 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Come on, people. Gambolshanks, Just Gambolshanks is slated for a spring release.

1,670

(41 replies, posted in Episodes)

Yeah, just decide more in advance what the topic will be and let the discussion play out, whether it's 25 minutes or 30 minutes or 45 minutes. But I certainly wouldn't want it to devolve either into "What did you do/watch this week?" or "Top 5 greatest movies about dogs" or whatever.

I think the Final Cut Pro debacle might make for an interesting episode. I know nothing of the software, but I think the dynamic from insiders is interesting (as long as it's not a total bitch session, that is).

"Trends in visual effects" might also be good. What will define this period of movies in terms of effects look? Particle effects? Wonky green screen? Lifeless motion capture? (Like opticals defined the 30s and 40s, rear projection and bad models defined the 50s, avoidance of effects defined the 60s, etc.)

I'm also interested in things that still hinder the movie industry. It's always amazed me that it's apparently cheaper to hire a guy (plus orchestra) to score a whole movie than to license pop songs—even ones that weren't big hits. (If nothing else, it seems like old movie scores would be recycled.) It seems like even crappy low budget films have good visual effects, props, costumes, "film stock," and sound, so what do the Robert Rodriguezes of tomorrow or even the major productions still struggle with?

1,671

(30 replies, posted in Episodes)

iJim wrote:
Faldor wrote:

Its much calmer than the New York subway suggesting I "STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSIN' DAWS!"

Maybe, but not standing clear of the closin doors is a good way to remove the head or destroy the brain.

When I first went to New York/New Jersey, I was amused that my fellow elevator passengers would actually gasp when I stuck my arm in the closing doors to force them to open for someone else.

However, upon trying that with a subway car I was trying to catch, I discovered why New Yorkers do not stick their arms between closing doors. Subway doors are manually operated by a transit employee who does not give a shit if you walk around with black rubber scrape marks all down your sleeve for the rest of the day or without an arm at all, for that matter.

1,672

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

This may help....

World Time Zones at Zarban.com

(Down in Front is in the Pacific time zone.)

1,673

(5 replies, posted in Off Topic)

We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that we're still talking about an event from almost 30 years ago because nothing much like it has happened since.

Given that movie directors are people who, generally speaking, you wouldn't leave your children with for a pool party (especially in the '80s), they've been incredibly responsible/lucky when it comes to not killing employees compared to other industries where people aren't even purposely set on fire, thrown off buildings, or hung out of helicopters.

I'm frankly surprised the film industry hasn't accidentally burned down Los Angeles by now.

1,674

(26 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Seth_Brower wrote:

Wait, does that mean I can be two steps away from Orson Wells due to working on the Muppets?

Better still: since he was the voice of Robin on Magnum PI, it means you're only three steps away from TOM SELLECK.

1,675

(30 replies, posted in Episodes)

Fido wrote:

^ I've always thought that the Muppter Song  Mahna Mahna from 1969 woulda worked as well.  smile  - well with a little tweaking.

You mean "Mah Nà Mah Nà", the jazz-pop ditty written for an Italian sexploitation film about Swedish swingers and made popular by the Muppets?