Daniel Radcliffe
1. HP & Chamber of Secrets, Toby Jones (voice of Dobby)
Frost Nixon, Kevin Bacon
or...
1. HP & Prisoner of Azkaban, Michael Gambon
2. Sleepy Hollow, Michael Gough
Batman Returns, Trey Stokes (puppeteer)
Next... Andy Griffith
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Daniel Radcliffe
1. HP & Chamber of Secrets, Toby Jones (voice of Dobby)
Frost Nixon, Kevin Bacon
or...
1. HP & Prisoner of Azkaban, Michael Gambon
2. Sleepy Hollow, Michael Gough
Batman Returns, Trey Stokes (puppeteer)
Next... Andy Griffith
Tap Dance and Acupuncture, the new film from Guy Ritchie.
Davey "Tap Dance" Murphy (Colin Farrell) is a small-time huckster who gets in trouble with the law and with J Haber Bell-Thomas (Michael Caine), the gangster who controls the British underground alternative medicine trade. Bell-Thomas' top man, Dr. Rex McPkAnk (Tom Wilkinson), has hit upon a miraculous new acupuncture technique using fencing foils, ideally practiced by martial artist/traditional Asian medicine practitioner Miao Tse Kat (Zhang Ziyi).
But Miao wants out from under Bell-Thomas' greasy thumb and has latched onto Tap Dance as her ticket to ride. After fistfights with flamboyantly gay gang enforcer Fairy-Cross-the-Mersey (Jason Flemyng) and a tense skittles match to the death with One-Tonne Tula (Cate Blanchett in a fat suit), Tap Dance takes Miao on a crazy ride thru the London Underground—which, for some reason, is depicted as a roller coaster—while his pal Meat-Fingers Manxman (Dexter Fletcher) hacks into the Tube controls to give their train the right-of-way.
No one will be admitted to the theater during the final showdown between Tap Dance, Miao, Bell-Thomas, and Bell-Thomas' main henchman Ioan "Madman 'Axeface' Macallister" Muir—a.k.a. 'The Man Whose Nickname Has a Nickname'—(Mark Strong) in Liverpool's brand new Stanley Park Stadium (which the film would have to fund the finishing of) while the crowd sings "You'll Never Walk Alone".
Coming soon: Gambolshanks, Just Gambolshanks
Nearly half the movies mentioned so far are considered good to great.
Rotten Tomatoes "certified fresh" (60%+)...
Boogie Nights: 92%
Blade Runner: 92%
Speed: 90%
The Karate Kid (1984): 90%
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome: 81% (and MM1 and MM2 are at 95% and 100%!)
The Big Lebowski: 80%
Top Secret: 76%
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels: 75%
Ping Pong: 75%
The Dark Crystal: 71%
Strange Brew: 70%
Clue: 70%
Bad Taste: 70%
Point Break: 67%
Highlander: 67%
X-Files: Fight the Future: 64%
Labyrinth: 62%
Dune: 61%
However...
Boondock Saints: 17%
Blankman: 13%
Cobra: 13%
Showgirls: 12%
Action Jackson: 10%
Postal: 8%
I was in this film.
Cool! Can we see you pretty clearly?
Watching Body Snatchers '78 on Justin.tv now and really wishing I could have been in the chat for it. Great fun.
"That's not a skeptic. That's an idiot." LOL
Kevin McCarthy looks a lot like Kiefer Sutherland.... Like suspiciously a lot.
Whether or not to invite Will Smith over for dinner. "He wants to talk about Scientology...." LOL
[turning gay] "That's not how that works. Good job, the '70s." LOL
"Now THIS is pod-racing." "Go to your room." LOL
"He's gone from watching basketball to watching pressure gauges. I'm not sure which one is the more pointless activity." LOL
"Leonard Nimoy and Jeff Goldblum are in a room together...." LOL
"He's like a full-size Peter Dinklage!" LOL
"The Transamerica Building to HIM is the hive of the evil pod people." LOL
"Considering San Francisco is a city made of Dutch angles, what better place to shoot it?" LOL
I agree with Mike that The 6th Day is kind of an interesting movie, but actually Schwarzenegger had a pretty good eye for scripts. Total Recall, Running Man, the Terminator movies, and even The Last Action Hero all had some interesting themes running thru them.
The funny thing about the communist scare aspect underlying the concept is that a pod people communist state would be AWESOME.
"The problem with modern movies is that there are no characters, so when you reduce it to just two people in a room there's nothing there." ... "The director is banging two pieces of cardboard together." LOL
[Von Neumann probes] "Dude, what do you call broccoli?" LOL
"I'm gonna go around going 'I'm a health inspector' and punching people in the face" LOL
Monk was great for the first couple of seasons. Then they started screwing around with the bottle and the lightning got out.
"Amazing Grace" on bagpipes became a huge thing after this for a while....
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
Postmortem (1998)
Highlander II (1991)
LA Story (1991)
Tommy Boy (1995)
The Last Samurai was almost awesome because Tom Cruise joined the doomed samurai assault against the Western weapons he came to sell the Japanese... and then somehow he survived anyway, and the movie was stupid.
Before you call Philip Kaufman a "master craftsman"... have you ever seen Fearless Frank? Holy SHIT, that's an awful movie.
There's no debate to it. In the Final Cut, Deckard dreams of a unicorn and Gaff makes a unicorn origami figure. Deckard proved to Rachael that she was a replicant by telling her what was in her dreams. Gaff is doing the same thing.
The fact that the actor and others knew that it is completely stupid for Deckard to be a replicant doesn't change the fact that the director made it the case in the film.
I have similar problems with Total Recall and Minority Report for similar reasons. The directors fell in love with the alternative reading idea, and the movie ended up stupid.
Let's not disparage the work of the Catholic church in civilizing Europe. Do you really think the Vikings or the Celts would ever have settled down and become peace/drink-loving Scandinavians and Irish if it weren't for Christianity?
The Irish would be painting themselves up and fighting naked TODAY if they didn't fear Old Scratch.
Evidence:
Yeah, I watched Ep IV and alternated between "meh. same-ol' same-ol'" and "ZOMG! You can see the details in the costumes!!"
You can also see what total shit the Jabba scene really is. Honestly, it's embarrassing. There's this constant blurry haze around Han as he talks to Jabba (who is still saying the exact same fucking thing that Greedo said two scenes earlier!).
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However, when it comes to classic films that haven't been stupidly screwed with, Blu-ray delivers the picture with the detail you would have seen in the theater when it was released. And that's priceless.
What if Twilight wasn't about horrible monsters who are rilly, rilly nice and awsum boyfirends if you get to know them? What if they were "elder lords" or druids or aliens or something? Would Twilight be okay then?
Really well done and very funny. Costumes, sets, and all look fantastic. The accompaniment could be mixed down a bit, tho. It's not as easy to hear the lyrics as it should be.
Wasn't for gear or tech, but I'm already retired thanks to consulting.
Was it murder for hire? Don't even answer! I've already decided it was murder for hire.
Zarban mentioned Consumer Reports ... Teague suggested $40-50 for something like a computer or a mid-high end TV, which sounds about right.
A Consumer Reports online subscription costs $26. And computers and TVs are exactly what I use CR for because their differences are not readily apparent. Advising people on connecting up their A/V equipment or programming a Harmony remote, tho... that's worth money. I'm just sayin'.
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I agree 100%. I haven't bought any of the Podcast Answer Man's video tutorials or consulting services, but I keep going back to look at the free stuff, so it's probably just a matter of time. Plus, I've now mentioned him at least twice on this forum.
/Note to self: To kidnap Brian for sci fi marathon, lure him close with neat plastic doohickey
//IMPORTANT: Wear stab vest
Oh, I think you could make a go of being a personal shopper aimed at tech rather than clothes (which I think is the more usual personal shopper area, for some reason). It's just not a broad market, especially in the current economy, and you have to gear yourself toward higher-end clients and higher-end merchandise.
On the other hand—speaking of A/V gear—you COULD bill yourself more as a consultant and focus on a particular market. That's what the Podcast Answer Man does. He has free podcasts of general advice and bills out handsomely to people who want specific advice about how to start podcasting and what equipment to use.
Consulting, I hear, can be very lucrative indeed.
/corporate training and communications consultant
This is basically being an online personal shopper, right? I think the reason people don't use personal shoppers more is the cost. Add $20 to the price of nearly any consumer item to pay a personal shopper, and you've made that item a lot more expensive.
Personally, the one thing that I think would make online shopping a whole lot easier for everyone is a website that has already done broad research and makes clear recommendations. I subscribe to Consumer Reports, but their site is a bit difficult to navigate and still geared toward 1960s housewives. And most other product review sites are too narrow and too cluttered with things other than product reviews or rely too much on testimonials from buyers, most of whom are idiots.
Are the TOS new effects not well thought of? I thought they were pretty well liked, altho, from the comparisons I've seen, they didn't seem very necessary.
If a brand new movie is good and something I'd probably like, I'll buy it on Blu-ray. If I'm not so sure, I'll wait for it on the HD movie channels.
What I searched Netflix for and found wanting was the movies that I paid to stream from Amazon to watch along with DIF (Source Code, Sucker Punch, Slither, and Benjamin Button), some classics like Casablanca and Citizen Kane, newer James Bond movies, some Italian thrillers from the '70s, and a few obscure titles.
NONE of that is available at Netflix for streaming. Nearly ALL of it is available at Amazon. What Netflix DOES have for streaming is stuff I've watch for FREE at Amazon (with Prime): Howard the Duck, Mortal Kombat, MST3K, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, and Blackadder.
I'm just baffled as to what kind of a service they think the new Netflix will provide. It seems like it has already been beaten by Amazon, for whom streaming movies is a minor sideline.
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Actually, it just occurs to me that what would be awesomely hilarious is if Redbox bought Qwikster from Netflix and then ADDED STREAMING to it, instantly making Redbox a smorgasbord of get-it-any-way-you-want-it and making Netflix itself an also-ran.
But it's not like Quint lives on Amity. He comes after seeing the reports of the attacks.
Also, it's worth noting that Benchley's novel was inspired by actual shark attacks on the Jersey shore in 1916. The details are changed, but the basic ideas are all there: several unprovoked shark attacks, authorities playing them down to protect tourism, children being attacked in shallow waters, and the subsequent shark hunting frenzy.
However, there is no mention of the mayor having little anchors all over his suit.
The Smurfs. Like this:
Cats again! Why is it always cats?!
Very cool, but it does go on. And the computer text at the beginning wasn't very big, so I didn't realize at first that I was supposed to read it.
That would have been an interesting meeting to listen in on....
Marvel: "We own that duck! That cigar-chomping duck that otherwise looks exactly like Donald Duck is ours now!"
Artist: "No way! I just stuck him in the background! You don't get any sense of character or anything! You don't know what he's like!"
M: "Ours!"
A: "Maybe I'll make a cigar-chomping goose then! Bam! No C&D potential from Disney! Enjoy your lazy Donald Duck clone!"
M: "You do a goose, and I swear to Thor we will sue to into a parallel dimension and we'll own that dimension too!"
A: "La la la! I can't hear you! Howard is mine, you thieving weasels!"
M: "Thieving weasels?! I— I like it! Have it on my desk by Monday! I'll let you work on the duck title!"
Either or both of these sides should be read in the voice of Miley Cyrus.
The summer's romantic-est romantic comedy in decades! Key Lime Sky
Florida girl Trisomy Wardlow (Ellen Page) has tried her whole life to keep the lid on her wacky family: mother Chalice (Elizabeth Berkley), father Myrmidon (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), older brother Tequesta (Tom Felton), younger sister Apostrophe (Abigail Breslin), and youngest brother Axel (Jaden Smith). They make their living raising Key limes and putting on an annual wet T-shirt contest for spring break tourists.
One day, Miami investment banker Thief Endicott [pronounced "tife" like "knife"] (Paul Walker) washes ashore after a storm and is nursed back to health by the Wardlow family. Entranced, Thief invites Trisomy to meet his family. Trisomy charms his father's friend, the President of the United States (Abe Vigoda) but discovers that mother Mariana (Natasha Henstridge) has numerous lovers, father Raytheon (John Hurt) is attempting to overthrow the government, and adopted brother Zuzumel (actual Namibian orphan) is a communist. Worse, Trisomy's provincial ways and amazing key lime pie make Thief's friends think she's one of the hired help, and she flees.
Thief follows her back home and finds the wet T-shirt contest in full swing. Trisomy's mother wins it over several college girls, and Thief scoops Trisomy into his Ferrari sportsboat and declares his intention to marry her and make her key lime pie a national sensation.
Coming soon: Professor Winklefarber's Calabfinaubinous Hooklesnort
Drop the whole "ALVIN!!!" thing Dave does, barring some alternate way to reference it like yelling over a loud stereo or something.
How about a Thanagarian snare-beast, Mr. Peters?
Meh. Just do a Ralph Phillips movie. Check out Chuck Jones' "From A to Z-Z-Z-Z" and "Boyhood Daze".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENxnrine-Jc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLfOCqxQl1M
And screw Watterson. He's worse than Gary Larson and George Lucas combined. GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT, ARTISTS OF THE WORLD!!
I've thought that streaming movies would be the future literally since 1987. And I'm not shocked at the pricing. But I am shocked at the lack of content, especially in high def, and especially since Netflix is now hanging its hat entirely on streaming alone.
As for browsing, that's why I have Dish Network. I record 2-4 movies a week and have extra storage, so I can keep about 350 HD movies saved semi-permanently. For me, that's good alternative to Netflix, all things considered (like the $100 I pay). The problem is the lack of obscure titles, which I'd soon have to go to Qwikster for.
Amazon streaming is often cheaper than iTunes and has nearly the same selection (and it's supported by some devices, so you aren't chained to your computer). And Prime gets you a good streaming selection on top of two-day shipping for a good price.
But since it's not in HD, I really just use Amazon streaming for watching along with fan commentaries and revisiting MST3K and British TV (of which a kick-ass selection is included with Prime).
After paying Amazon for a couple streaming movies in the past month (thanks, Mr. Little-Advance-Notice-Chrystie*), it occurs to me that it might be just as well to sign up for Netflix streaming, being as there would presumably be a bonus in the form of nunsploitation movies.
But I've heard people say that Netflix streaming—soon to be Netflix period—has a lousy selection. And a casual search online seems to bear that out. None of my three recent rentals are labeled "available on streaming," for example. And my understanding is that everything marked "available on DVD" is soon to be "available at Qwikster, sucker."
So is Netflix just going to collapse? Or will people let themselves be migrated to both Netflix and Qwikster at the much higher prices? It's baffling to me.
* IF that even is your real name
And Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern should be in it! And Calvin should set traps for them!
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