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DiF community Moulin Rouge commentary?

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The first twenty minutes of this film seem designed to alienate the viewer entirely. Multiple cuts a second, camera refusing to stay still, lights flashing from every angle, John Leguizamo and a bunch of supporting characters bantering in barely understandable accents, green fairies emerging from absinthe bottles and staging an obnoxious dance number—and THEN we travel to the titular Moulin Rouge itself and it becomes pure sensory overload, pounding music and strobing cuts abstracting the sets and costumes into some sort of fever dream. I genuinely felt like I was watching an alien artifact, something hitherto unknown to human experience.

The assault is clear in its intent. Either you acclimate and get on board or you loathe this movie forever. For a while, I didn't know where I was going to fall—it was just all so MUCH and I couldn't process it.

But then, before I realized what was happening, Ewan McGregor (who can sing like a MOTHERFUCKER) and Nicole Kidman were swerving from song to song in a mashup of seemingly every pop number with "love" in its title since 1967, atop a massive elephant with red light and stars shining all around them, as the camera swept around and around their dance, and I. Could. Not. Stop. Smiling.

It's pure excess and bad taste, but WHAT excess! Watched on a pristine 35mm print, and those colors are just something you don't see anymore—especially the rich, saturated reds that dominate the frame. The set design, the models, the costuming, the deliberately chintzy greenscreen elements are all astonishing, a perfect blend of analogue and digital that is in its own way as much the end of an era as The Fellowship of the Ring was less than a year later. Probably peak Ewan and Kidman in terms of both sex appeal and performance—they sell the melodrama with every ounce of energy they have. And while I normally hate jukebox musicals, the self-parodically bombastic orchestration Luhrmann's team applies to every single song lends the proceedings a garish cohesion that that subgenre typically lacks, bringing everything together in a melange of overpowering strings and beats.

On a small screen, this might have put me off entirely. Seen wth a packed audience, on a big screen, it was a kind of magic.

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"I'd like to give a shoutout to my fellow nominees, who will now and forever be known as the guys who lost to fucking Adam Sandler."

Hail to the fuckin' king.

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I miss when Aoife O'Donovan was still with Crooked Still, but her voice is as gorgeous as ever, and the string quartet she's paired with here is just mmph.

Alice: the Meryl Streep of karaoke

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Picked these up yesterday. So begins my Cronenbergian transformation into a feminine creature.

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Beeg wrote:

I had not realized how much I looked forward to reading these, Abbie. 

I feel like the most interesting 'Klan' adjacent films I've seen recently were Blackkklansman and 3 Billboards, and now Watchmen. This seems like a good addition to add? I'd never heard of it.

Somehow missed this—thanks, Beeg!

Blackkklansman was quite good, yeah, although I agree with the general criticism that it's rather too friendly to the cops than they deserve. For another movie in a similar but far more cynical vein, Deep Cover with Lawrence Fishburne and Jeff Goldblum is a really scathing look at racial politics and the war on drugs from the perspective of Fishburne's undercover cop character.

Regan you beautiful bastard.

Pretty Good Year
(Totally accurate to how 2020 has gone so far, right???)

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More awesome Trylon posters from some of their recent series:

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Let Neptune strike ye dead, drewjmore! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!
Hark, Triton, hark! Bellow, and bid our father, the sea king, rise up from the depths, fullfoul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime to choke ye, engorging yer organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm -– his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and runs you through the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now -- a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of drewjmore, even any scantling of your soul, is drewjmore no more, but is now itself the sea!

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While you were gone, we lost a year of forum posts to a plague, Teague started a karaoke thread, Owen had a kid, and I swapped genders. You've got a lotta paperwork to catch up on.

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Adam Cramer, a D.C.-based white supremacist gone South to stoke anger at integration to a fever pitch, is the role Shatner was born to play. One of the reasons his nice-guy act as Captain Kirk never quite washes is that he's unable to cover up the self-satisfied sense of superiority nestled beneath his skin, the smug disdain for others hiding in his smirks and condescending delivery. Here that smarmy self-worship is put to perfect use, in a performance that's not necessarily "good" but has an arresting ring of truth. His racist screeds aren't lies—he really does want to see a white America, free of the filth of minorities—but it's obvious from his very first interaction with the townsfolk of Caxton that he loathes the hicks he preaches to as much as he does the black people he seeks to drive out from their midst. He gets off on manipulating them, on their unthinking hero worship, but in his Anglo-Saxon empire they would be second-class citizens at best, casting their eyes toward the Great Man and begging to kiss his ring.

But of course he's really no great man at all, and where Mirror Universe Kirk is pure, makeup-slathered id, Cramer crumbles at the first sign of resistance. He's a B-movie Harry Powell, intimidating through sheer force of charisma until someone dares to poke him, reduced to hysterical appeals to the mob's intelligence only after his opinion of them as sheep has become obvious to them. If only Shatner had been born several decades later, he would have played a perfect Richard Spencer.

As for the rest of the movie? It walks a fine line between brutal honesty and reassurance, which unfortunately lessens the impact of its social critique. Even pulled punches, however, can shock—the film's climactic portrayal of phony rape charges by a white woman against a black man is blunt and horrifyingly accurate, even if it quickly dials back its fury by hollowly allowing the white lynch mob to reconsider when presented with reasoned argument. That the creative forces behind the camera were white men clearly shows—the black "characters" are passive, saintly, there to serve as a moral but not to exist as people (save for a quick, biting "I don't know about you, but I can't tell 'em apart" from one black student to another as they eye two white jocks walking down the hall)—but that anger, even if it still doesn't go far enough, has aged far better than mealy-mouthed attempts to find the common humanity in both sides of segregation.

Under ninety minutes and available for free on YouTube!

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May I have this waltz, Mr. Chrystie? (Apologies for the very hot mic/gonks.)

Suddenly Seymour

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Much as I love Star Wars, I want to see what would have happened if we lived in a world where Lucas was right and Close Encounters was the big hit of 1977. Not only because I wish we'd gotten to see more of that Spielberg*, but imagine what big-budget sci-fi would look like if this were the baseline for spectacle flicks. Imagine a culture that grew up on those final fifteen minutes of musical communication instead of the trench run.

*Not that Spielberg isn't, y'know, Spielberg. Guy is still supernaturally talented. But he melds his wonder with a cosmic spirituality here in a way he never really replicated afterward.

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Oh hey, another great film soundtrack! Desplat's score for Gerwig's Little Women is very good in general but this cue in particular (starts at about 34 seconds in) is just sweepingly lovely.

Thomas Newman's take on the same scene from the Gillian Armstrong adaptation is no slouch either.

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Apart from anything else, the mindmelting AUDACITY of the bad taste required for Spielberg and Dante to prominently feature a poster for their Twilight Zone movie in the main character's room, the year after it fucking killed Vic Morrow and two children, is... something

Re: assumptions, nope! Love TLJ (and I'm curious why you think most "film people" don't enjoy it, as most people I know who meet that description adore it).

So a friend and I just realized this about the ending and I yearn for death.

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We derailed literally the entire trilogy to turn it into a battle with the old fascists, only to forget that the entirety of the new fascist empire still rules the galaxy and nothing about that situation has changed from the end of TLJ. Great. Fuckin' perfect. Way to wrap it up

Got dragged to see this a second time by family, and one little detail upset me so much that I ended up writing a longish thing about it. So, breaking my word from above and posting it here.

Remember how in The Last Jedi, when brother and sister are finally reunited, Luke and Leia's theme plays and it's beautiful and touching and meaningful? In The Rise of Skywalker it plays over Lando talking to Jannah, a character he's never met before, because they needed something to fill the space.

This little moment--the movie doing all it can to induce meaning through the brute force of nostalgia without context--is repeated again and again throughout the film's runtime. In The Last Jedi, Kylo smashing his mask symbolizes his rejection of his legacy as a crutch; when he reconstructs the mask in The Rise of Skywalker, it's because JJ Abrams liked the prop. In The Force Awakens, the wreckage of Star Destroyers symbolizes the failures of postwar liberalism to dispel the ghosts of fascism, and the Skywalker saber the burden of the past that the younger generation must carry; in The Rise of Skywalker, the wreckage of the Death Star is a pit stop on an unending series of fetch quests and the Skywalker saber is reassembled for the trailer shots. In The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, Han and Luke's deaths are sacrifices to reach humanity in those who have none, to save friends and family, to spark hope in the galaxy; in The Rise of Skywalker, Leia dies because the real-life circumstances of the shoot required it.

This is a movie composed entirely of gesture and reference and shades of iconography without any deeper sense of what these building blocks mean or why they matter. It's a desperate plea for these things to be loved because you loved them once upon a time, not because of what they represent or what resonance new context could give them. And even that kind of feeble parody is beyond its grasp--the imagery is slathered so thick it becones ridiculous and ugly, the score strains to thrill but is only a tired ghost of what it was, the plotlines that reach into the past take all the things about this trilogy that were genuinely new and vital and stamp them into the ground. Its appeal to past joys is so overwhelming that it kills anything that made us love these new characters--there is no interiority here, no inner lives or motivations, just puppets hurtling from beat to beat to serve a pyramid of retcons and reversals because "it's what the fans want."

"You may find," says a certain alien in a certain other space franchise, "that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting." And after all their entitled, witless, screaming wanting, this--this clumsy, cowardly, shambling reanimated corpse--is all the fans will have.

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My audience burst into laughter at the very first shot. The one time that laughter started to die midway through, during a Very Serious scene, some guy in the back said "Imma get some snacks" and it was like a dam broke. We applauded as he left and howled for a solid minute.

This movie is a fucking gift, and if the world is just it will replace The Room as shorthand for jaw-droppingly bad art creating joy

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion

I say this as someone who loves TFA. Who loves TLJ. Who loves these characters and the journey they've been on up to this point.

What an absolute shitshow.

Anyway, that's gonna be my only contribution to this thread, I don't have the energy to talk about it. Have at it, you lot.

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James Newton Howard's gorgeous score for A Hidden Life is now streaming. My favorite of the year by a wide margin.

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Teague hid messages about Epstein in Adventures in Faking This, we just need to go deeper.