1,751

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

I can't believe that I'm wasting my day watching Tammy Tell Me True with Sandra Dee, just waiting for DIF to start recording.

Damn it.

It's interesting tho how the Tammy movies hinge on female viewers wanting to be Tammy and male viewers being pretty sure that if they ever met Tammy they could trick her into giving them a blow job.

/it can't just be me

1,752

(60 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Holy shit! That's a button now! ROFL LMAO!

1,753

(60 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Holden wrote:

: zarban :

zarban

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn287/erikecclesh/roflcopter.gif?t=1242079668

1,754

(12 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Squiggly_P wrote:

And the thing is, why the hell is he trying to 'fix' a series of films that are so popular to begin with?

I know. It's a cultural tragedy.

Squiggly_P wrote:

Can you believe there are so few reliable retailers for 1960's and 70's bondage porn on DVD?

I know. It's a cultural tragedy.

1,755

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Now that I've seen it, I agree with Michael and Trey that the only way the ending and much of the rest of the film make any sense is if the machine is more than an 8-minute simulation created from the brains of the dead (whose brains wouldn't be in good shape anyway after being on an train traveling 45 MPH and exploding).

But for that to work thematically, Jake has to SAY, "This machine isn't what you think it is. I can CHANGE the past." Then the scientists need to go, "Tut, tut, brain in a jar," and then privately say "Is there something TO this? We really DON'T know much about Doc Brown's flux capacitor before he died."

Boom. Movie fixed.

EDIT: To clarify, it is a strong rule of storytelling that anything that an authority figure like a scientist says is true unless it's questioned by the protagonist or antagonist. (It's how "the rules" get delivered.)

But in thrillers, where the main theme is usually "all is not as it seems," you need to be able to subvert the authority (who is usually a lying baddie). But any other character questioning the authority is usually the "Guinea pig". He's the guy who says, "You're full of it," walks out and gets eaten by the aliens or zombies or whatever to help prove the authority correct.

1,756

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

$1.99 Amazon streaming rental it is!

1,757

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

I haven't seen Source Code, so I avoided reading Doc's post. But I've heard good things about it from members of this forum, so I need to know:

Is Source Code good enough that I should buy it?

1,758

(60 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Holden wrote:

Bingo. It searches the titles, the commentators, and a special list of tags Teague sets up for each episode.

That special list of tags needs to include the actual full title of the movie and/or franchise. A search for "Star Wars" brings up only Star Wars and none of the other films in the SW saga.

The catalog list in general seems to waver between shortened titles and full titles as well as having and not having (IMO unnecessary) unpause point info. Some have version info in the title; some have it as a subtitle; some don't have it (ESB, Alien 3). Some put release year in parentheses and some don't.

Also, "judgment" in Terminator 2: Judgment Day doesn't have an E in it. That's the UK spelling.

Formatting standards. Now you're in MY house, bitches.

/Communications consultant

1,759

(12 replies, posted in Off Topic)

This is idiotic, but who is floating these little scene videos? It makes me wonder if Lucas is leaking these himself to gauge fan reaction to the changes, and maybe he'll pull back on this particularly egregious one.

After all, the new Han and Greedo scene has them firing at the same time, so George DOES know how much fans hated the SE version.

HOWEVER, can you imagine the recording session that must have preceded this?

G: Thanks for coming in and doing this, James Earl Jones.
J: Do you have the check, George? You better have my money. I don't do ruin classic movies for free.
G: Well, I don't have it ON me. We'll send—
J: That shit better be in the mail, cracker. Now what do you want done?
G: Uh, well, we're looking for you to dub a nice couple of "NOs" over that scene in Jedi where the Emperor is zapping Luke and Vader decides to dump him into the reactor shaft.
J: "Reactor shaft"? Is that what that was supposed to be? The emperor of the galaxy has a fucking open pit to the power reactor in his throne room?
G: Uhhh. You see, it's like how we ended Revenge of the Sith... with Vader shouting NO. It's like poetry. It rhymes.
J: Poetry hasn't rhymed since 1860, George. Hell, country music doesn't even rhyme anymore. Get out of the fucking booth and let me do this.
E: Vader vocalizes his dismay: take one.
J: No. NOOO!
G: That's great. Can... can you do faster and more intense?

1,760

(44 replies, posted in Episodes)

Ewing wrote:

As long as we're on the subject of multiple unrelated movies set within the same fictional universe, I feel obligated to link the following:

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~kwgow/crossovers.html

Your mind will not be ready.

That's awesome, but there is some tenuous shit in there. Character crossovers are one thing, but a Weyland-Yutani logo links Firefly to Angel because some company in Angel mentions WY as a client?

vicnet.net.au wrote:

If St Elsewhere exists only within Tommy Westphall's mind, then so does every other series set within the same fictional sphere.

False syllogism. Tommy might be dreaming of St Elsewhere from within a universe that includes everything else. Lennie Briscoe might exist in Tommy's actual world and be incorporated into Tommy's fantasy along with GM cars and Coca-Cola and Wolf Blitzer.

*grabby hand* PULITZER PLEASE

1,761

(27 replies, posted in Episodes)

FixedR6 wrote:
Zarban wrote:

a Nazi general bent on retrieving the Holy Grail

Activating racism police!

Explaining what I wanted to be when I grew up was VERY awkward at my bar mitzvah.

1,762

(27 replies, posted in Episodes)

Never thought about it, but that explains why I spent that time wanting to be:

a German criminal mastermind posing as the leader of a group of terrorists
a Chicago high school principal doggedly pursuing truant high school students
a liquid metal killer robot from the future
a Nazi general bent on retrieving the Holy Grail
the corrupt governor of Mars
a surfing bank-robber

1,763

(44 replies, posted in Episodes)

doty

That's awesome!

1,764

(60 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Holden wrote:

I got lazy and just added extra height to the spacer at the bottom of that container if it detected Chrome as the browser. Yay for cheating. It seems to work for me. Let me know if it comes up again.

If I scroll to the bottom in Firefox 6, I still see Wild Wild West in shadow and unselectable.

1,765

(60 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Teague wrote:

No, I just haven't made a DIF Vimeo yet. I'm thinking about making the video either much longer, or having several of them that you can watch through, though, and that little "related videos" feature would be cool for that.

That's a cool idea. If I were new to the site, I'd love to see a short clip of recent DIFs then, when that ends, a selection of three or so equally short slips from the past.

The video portion was really stylish, but maybe TOO stylish. It's hard to even see what's going on in the movie at times.

And the actual final selection of clips needs to be thought out carefully (which I'm sure you're doing).
  - A couple of "How do we fix this?" clips would be good, because that's so typical of DIF. Edit the remarks to eliminate false starts and get to the point of the remark (Gremlins clip).
  - Mix it up a bit more (too many Michael comments in a row).
  - And Trey's Columbine comment is NOT a good place to start. LOL (If you DO use it, it belongs at the end, and keep the "send your hate mail to..." bit, because that's actually useful on-brand information to end with).

/communications consultant

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(60 replies, posted in Off Topic)

That's pretty damn slick. It doesn't fit well in my (1440x900) browser window, tho. I have to scroll down to use the video or catalog applet. And the posters in the browser need to be bigger, I feel.

1,767

(44 replies, posted in Episodes)

And for good measure.....

http://www.zarban.com/brian-finifter-star-trek.jpg

1,768

(44 replies, posted in Episodes)

You mean...?

http://www.zarban.com/teague-start.jpg

1,769

(142 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So... what are the results of Project Halp going to be? Not just a video, obviously. A searchable database of stats for each movie? A time-coded summary list of content of each commentary? Intelligent apes?

1,770

(10 replies, posted in Off Topic)

mslittky wrote:

I haven't been able to get to Zarban's site for a few days. And in a completely unrelated subject, I haven't been able to visit the Tysto site either. Is it just me?

I haven't had any trouble with either site lately.

Jimmy B wrote:

I can get onto Zarban's site, no problem. I haven't tried Tysto's though, I can't stand that guy.

Pssh. You and me both. Always with the cars and the "that makes no sense" and the giggling.... Oh! the giggling....

1,771

(18 replies, posted in Creations)

Honestly, the voiceover detracts from what overall is strange and mysterious. Too much liberal arts college student. Not enough Tom Waits.

1,772

(16 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1984 - Macintosh
1985 - Apple ousts Jobs to stop his forays into expensive new products
1986 - Jobs turns Lucasfilm's Graphics Group into Pixar
1990 - Jobs remakes Pixar into Lasseter's animation studio
1990s - Mac declines; multiple failures with other products
1995 - Toy Story
1996 - Apple, nearly bankrupt, rehires Jobs
1998 - iMac
2001 - Apple Store and iPod
2003 - iTunes
2007 - iPhone
2010 - iPad
2011 - Apple is the most valuable consumer-facing brand in the world; Jobs leaves
2012 - Ice Age

1,773

(16 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Jobs is the soul of Apple. Two years from now, it will be like any other soulless corporation: putting out awkward, clunky hardware with software designed by engineers without regard for user experience.

And then this will come true....

1,774

(58 replies, posted in Episodes)

Well, the obvious answer is that Lucas didn't really have Luke and Leia's early life planned out when he wrote Jedi. He sort of vaguely figured Leia's mother took her away to Alderaan while Obi-Wan took Luke away to Tatooine, and didn't think too hard about why. And at the time he probably figured Vader never even knew she was pregnant, which is why he never searched for the children until he encountered Luke.

When he wrote the prequels, he had to paper over all that so that Padme could be pregnant and have the babies just as Anakin becomes Vader instead of 9 months later, which would have been less dramatic.

Furthermore, he didn't even think of making Luke and Leia siblings until Jedi and only did it as a way of cleaning up the love triangle to keep Luke from looking like a loser.

And lastly, there is no Santa Claus, and your whole childhood is a lie! Mwuuhahahaha!

1,775

(36 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Flatterer.
http://www.tysto.com/articles09/pics/prince-wendy-panorama.jpg