Was The Help really that good? It struck me as something akin to The Blind Side, filled with White Guilt and a cheesy moral. But I haven't seen it yet, so I could be proven wrong.
You are not logged in. Please login or register.
Friends In Your Head | Forums → Posts by Doctor Submarine
Was The Help really that good? It struck me as something akin to The Blind Side, filled with White Guilt and a cheesy moral. But I haven't seen it yet, so I could be proven wrong.
I've heard that it will either be The Artist or Hugo. I loved every minute of The Artist, and I'd be very happy to see it win Best Picture.
Hugo is not good, on the other hand, but it might win because of the "Film History" aspect coupled with Scorsese.
Is this Seanbaby? Love that guy.
How to embed:
[ video ] [ url ] YouTube URL [ /url ] [ /video ]
Obviously, without any of the spaces.
On that note...
The Wizard of Z
Hard-boiled detective D.J. Gale (Alec Baldwin) is ready to retire and move far away from Chicago. But just as he's getting ready to leave, he uncovers the biggest case of his career. A modified version of an over-the-counter drug called Zanthroproxamine-B, which the kids call 'Z', is floating around the dark alleys of the Windy City. Gale is tasked with finding the drug's creator, a man known only as "The Z-Wizard" (Stephen Baldwin). Along with his new partner, a fiery rookie named Tony "Toto" Trantolo (William Baldwin), Gale has to work his way through the seedy underbelly of Chi-town to locate the Z-Wizard. He interrogates Sammy "Scare" Crow (Michael Chiklis), The Z-Wizard's hired muscle, Timmy "Tinny" Manson (Bruce Willis), a cold-blooded convict who once ran with the Wizard, and Larry "The Lion" Lonergan (Vin Diesel), a rat who sells the Wiz out for police protection. When "The Lion" reveals that The Z-Wizard is behind the death of Gale's beloved brother (Daniel Baldwin), things get personal, and Gale will stop at nothing to get a chance to stomp his steel-toed ruby-red slippers into the Z-Wizards cackling face.
I don't believe they release the shortlists for every category, so maybe it should just be the nominees.
I really like this idea. But could we do it in a less-complicated way than the actual Oscars? Preferential balloting might make Phi's head might explode.
Star Trek III: The Search for Sock
In this long-lost Star Trek adventure, the crew of the Enterprise goes hunting for Kirk's missing sock, in which he hid the codes to a device that could destroy an entire galaxy. Billy Crystal voices the sock, which has gained a mind of its own after long-term exposure to the power of the device.
Hurt Locker v Avatar: A film no one saw beat a film everyone saw.
Yes, I know Best Picture shouldn't equal biggest box office. And rarely does it. But movies are about entertainment. And a lot more people were entertained, enthralled, enchanted, amazed, etc by Avatar than by Hurt Locker.
I'd argue that movies are about storytelling, and that Hurt Locker told a better story.
I'm still bitter from the six months when I was ostracized for being the only person I knew who didn't like Avatar.
Greatest snubbs? Hurt Locker over Avatar
I'm very interested to hear how this is a snub.
I'll have to get a haircut!
Obviously, given the recent Intermission, the Visual Effects nominations are going to be a big deal here, but that's not what jumped out to me. I'm shocked that Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close got a Best Picture nod. Didn't that get terrible reviews?
This i09 article points out something that massively raises the stakes on this entire issue. We're now entering an era where actual tangible objects can be digitized and reproduced. With an internet userbase already somewhat inclined to think "if it's online, it's mine", what happens when 3-D scanning and printing become the norm?
The i09 article puts a positive spin on the idea - no more annoying transporting of goods, just re-create them locally from data! - which is true. That's the aspect of digital media that media companies like right now. Media producers luv the iPad and iTunes and the Kindle, etc - the upside of all of them is the ability to deliver their goods to consumers at the speed of light.
Nike would luv to sell you shoes the same way, just as much as we'd all love to buy them that way. Want. Click. Shoes!The downside once again is the potential for piracy.
Welcome to the next level:
Hey, that's a cool hat/shoe/Star Wars action figure, I wonder if anyone's scanned that yet...
*Google* Yep, of course they have.
*Download*
*Print*
Duude, check out the awesome Star Wars action figure that I just DIDN'T buy. Lemme send you the file...I'm suddenly realizing the media piracy issue is just the beginning of a very large wave.
And anyone who read the above and thought, "meh, almost nobody has 3d scanners and printers at home", well, I remember when that was true for computers...
I could actually see it being easier to create piracy-curbing methods that way. "Yeah, you could illegally download that version of the shoe. But you've gotta pay to get the shoe that's made out of this rare material! The Star Wars action figure that you purchase from us is 1% cortosis! Can't get that from the internet!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor
When taking all the evidence into account, I find it more likely that George is an incompetent writer than that he is secretly a genius. If he was that good, the prequels would have been well written.
Danny is literally carrying a symbolic Apollo 11, on his body, via the sweater, to the Moon as he walks over to room 237.
Why do I think this? Because the average distance from the Earth to the Moon is 237,000 miles.
The real truth is that this movie is really about the deal that Stanley Kubrick made with the Manager of the Overlook Hotel (America). This deal was to get Kubrick to re-create, in other words, to fake, the Apollo 11 Moon landing.
NOPE. I'M DONE HERE.
"Bombs lead to anger! Anger leads to hate! Hate leads to...more bombs!"
"Uh, George?"
"Yeah?"
"Listen, I don't know if I forgot or something, but is there a scene where they take the bomb out of his head?"
"The what?"
"The bomb. Anakin said that there's a bomb in his head. That will blow up when he leaves."
"So?"
"Did you want to, uh...like...do a scene about that?"
"Nah, it'll be fine."
"But I really think that-"
"YOU'RE FIRED. GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE NOW."
Fifth, IIRC, is direct communication (probably telepathic) with an extraterrestrial being.
Sixth is death caused by a UFO or an alien (EDIT: Upon further research, I found that this is generally considered to be irrelevant, because Close Encounters of the Second Kind include any sort of physical evidence, corpses included.)
And seventh is, get this, mating with an alien and producing a hybrid child. (Which I guess would make Close Encounters of the Seventh Kind the porn parody of this movie)
With regards to security, it's certainly a factor these days because of the open nature of exchanged data, especially between companies. It's pointless for studios to worry about people sneaking into cinemas with camcorders and try to police horrible camversions of theatrically released films all while the VFX effects, DVD authoring and PR people who work on the film post-production handle the material so insensitively, bringing it home to work on or sharing it with their friends and family. That's where those pristine early copies come from.
Isn't that akin, using your analogy, of giving someone a gun and blaming them when they shoot you?
Not really. The studios are releasing their material in the best way that they possibly can. There's arguments to be made that they really aren't, but for the sake of this conversation, we'll say that they are. When they allow people to have access to those early copies (copies, by the way, that would very rarely amount to the finished product), they are trusting them to be responsible enough to not break the law. I wouldn't give a gun to someone if I believed that they were going to shoot me.
The difference to theft is that you are not actually taking property, you're reproducing it. It's copyright infringement. And that doesn't sound catchy or damaging at all.
So, if I download a copy of Hugo from a torrent site, I'm not taking property? Remember, piracy really falls under two categories: Uploading and downloading. Uploaders are committing copyright infringement. Downloaders are committing theft. Either way, it's a crime.
See, here's what I never understand about arguments like that. What is the definable difference between "stealing" and "piracy"? Merriam-Webster defines "stealing" as "to take the property of another wrongfully" or "to take or appropriate without right or leave and with intent to keep or make use of wrongfully". Isn't that exactly what piracy is?
Also, isn't blaming lackluster studio security for piracy a little like blaming someone for getting shot because they weren't wearing a bulletproof vest? Not a perfect metaphor, but still. The studios are getting robbed here. I'm blaming the robber.
This is so bad, but knew for a fact that that was a picture of Karen Gillan on sight. Really, Teague, you should be honored.
Sure, that'd be fun!
Oh hell yeah. That scene's a perfect example of what I'm talking about. The storytelling would make you sad anyway. The music just enhances the sadness. Now, if Up was a terrible movie, you could put that scene on mute and it would have no impact. But it does, even without the music.
Well, what comes to mind immediately is Revenge of the Sith, during the big lightsaber battle at the end. Rather than the director's choices giving the audience emotions, the music swells and booms and tells you, "You should be on the edge of your seat right now! This is really, really dramatic!" Obviously, this is okay when the music augments the director's choices. Take Back to the Future, for example. I would have cared about the outcome of the climax with or without the music. The music in that scene works so well because it compliments how I already feel.
Here's an example from a film I watched recently: Branagh's Hamlet.
With the music, this soliloquy looks like Hamlet is saying, "Fuck yeah! I'm going to fight and I am sure as hell going to win!" But the music is feeding us the wrong emotions about the scene. If you read what Hamlet is saying, it is not what the music implies. He's actually saying, "Man, I'm kinda pathetic compared to Fortinbras and his army. I should probably get to work on my revenge." That's the other half of the problem with music "feeding" the audience their emotions. It may not just be a cheat. It can also be totally wrong.
By the way, I do like the music in Hamlet on its own. But it is totally inappropriate in the film's context. My point about the Dragon Tattoo score was that it wasn't that. It was good music that augmented the director's choices and didn't force the audience to feel emotions. I think I was maybe a little too hard on John Williams, because I was thinking of War Horse when I wrote that review, and looking back, Spielberg was probably more to blame for the audience manipulation in that film than him.
I already advertise this in my signature, but what the hell. It's the closest thing I've got to a "Creation" anyhow.
Popcorn Culture is the blog where I write movie reviews and some other things (there's an analysis of the damaging effects of Twilight on there). I'm actually pretty proud of it. Part of my New Year's Resolution is to keep up with it more regularly, and that's why there's been a massive influx of posts in the past two weeks, as opposed to the "One post every few months maybe" schedule I'd been keeping before.
I like to treat these reviews like mini-essays on the films. Not film-schooly stuff, but just structured analyses of why they either worked or didn't. Some reviews (particularly negative ones, I've found) have different flavors to them. My review of Cars 2 (of which I'm especially proud) takes the form of a detailed walk through the plot of the film. My review of Furry Vengeance is a pained rant which co-opts Apocalypse Now. I'm kind of embarrassed by the early posts, to be honest. They're less organized than the more recent ones are. Part of what contributes to that is that I've learned so much about movies in the time that I've been writing the blog. If nothing else, Popcorn Culture shows that progression.
I've always been kind of hesitant to share my work on this site, but today I realized that I published the blog publicly, so what was I complaining about? So...uh...yeah. Here it is.
Also, for what it's worth, I plug Down in Front on this blog sometimes.
Friends In Your Head | Forums → Posts by Doctor Submarine
Powered by PunBB, supported by Informer Technologies, Inc.
Currently installed 9 official extensions. Copyright © 2003–2009 PunBB.