1,901

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Oh good lord.

Anyway, I am against Roman numerals. We didn't fight World War 2 and defeat the Roman Empire for nothing.

1,902

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

fcw wrote:

Is '-ing' not a verb suffix?  (Arguably, it's on an adjective, but I didn't think calling it an adjective suffix would be as obvious. Not that it was obvious anyway, apparently.)

Okay, I see where you're coming from. The suffix -ing is used to form the present participle, but the p.p. can be used as a noun ("gerund") or as an adjective modifier. It's not acting as a verb in that case, as you say, but taking the -ing off "seeing" isn't helping me any. Italian CI Hounds?? Romantic Dalmatians??

Doc is right about Kiss Me Deadly, tho, so it's his turn anyway.

1,903

(17 replies, posted in Off Topic)

So, if it's a dreamy, quirky comedy, it's obviously going to be a satire of modern life, NYC's status in the world, and even storytelling itself. The idea that a major city can disappear in a moment creates an existential crisis in the main character that makes him question reality and his place in the universe.

When Lyle—we'll call him Lyle—learns that NYC is apparently no longer real, he naturally becomes distraught, which frightens his girlfriend, Brenda. He talks to an astronomer about the—let's say—solar flare incident and to a comic book shop manager about Metropolis, Gotham, and NYC. He confides in his friend Dall and makes contact on the Internet with others who believe in NYC. They're tempted to believe that, rather than their location making them shielded from the solar flare, they were actually more affected than others, and NYC really is just a metropolitan version of "Anytown, USA".

Does Lyle eventually go back and discover NYC right where it's supposed to be? Does he find true love with another? Does he convince Brenda and then bring her to see NYC? Does the power of love bring NYC back or another solar flare? Or is NYC fictional after all?

1,904

(17 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm not familiar with Hirschbiegel, but I'm on record as saying I actually don't like Woody Allen movies. Maybe Rian Johnson, Wes Anderson, Spike Jonze, or Michel Gondry would be better choices. I was just thinking of Allen's new Midnight in Paris when I thought of it.

It's interesting that so far this sounds like a dreamy indie comedy satire and nobody so far has said it should be a loud, freak-out action movie. Altho, I'll note that Squiggly's idea that it be a non-blockbuster directed by Duncan Jones is interesting, since he just did Source Code, one of the other movies I was thinking of when the idea popped into my head.

1,905

(17 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Newark is a still a shit-hole. They get the Yankees; that's it.

The Giants, Mets, and Knicks are fictional. Nerds think the "baseball Giants" and "football Giants" were the result of a continuity goof on a popular television show.

1,906

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

...Anyhoo

Buss Yours Truly to Death

1,907

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Teague doesn't seem like a Bob Dylan kind of guy. None of Dylan's songs include the words "wackity shmackity dooo".

1,908

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Good, because FCW's doesn't have a verb to remove the suffix from, so I don't know where that's going.

How about...
Catalyst?
Garden State?
The Happening?
Substrate: the Movie?

1,909

(17 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1) The Statue of Liberty looks out on open ocean.
2) Only the city of New York is gone (all five boros). New York State still exists, and therefore so does Mutual of New York Bank and New York strip steak. The New Yorker magazine is fictional, tho, as are The New York Times and Post. The Newark Yankees is a beloved baseball franchise.
3) The title is either The Verrazzano Parallax or Finding New York.

1,910

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Taxi Driver

(Doc's had me awfully woozy, so my hat's off to Phi.)

Horse-Drawn Carts Rapidly Oxidating

1,911

(20 replies, posted in Episodes)

I didn't like ET when I saw it in the theater at about 14. And I didn't like it when I rewatched it last year after having revisited Close Encounters. Close Encounters is mature, speculative, and optimistic (toward humans as well as aliens). ET is pure schmaltz.

However, the scene with ET getting drunk in a bathrobe was funny, but only because it reminded me of The Big Lebowski.

1,912

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

The great thing about the Wanted commentary was how it wasn't just hating on the movie. It was mostly, "How did this movie get made?" and "I see what you're doing, movie!" The script is all over the place, ripping off every action movie it can remember, and a lot of people worked really hard at spending other people's money on visual effects. The movie is on the edge of not taking itself seriously enough (which I think was the problem of Smokin' Aces) or too seriously (Transporter and Crank). It says, "You like stuff like this? Well here's a whole truckload of it! *Some assembly required."

1,913

(17 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Thought experiment...

A guy learns he has to go to New York City for a couple of weeks on business. On his way home, something mysterious happens... blackout or accident or lights in the sky or something. He gets home and tells his girlfriend he has to go to New York City. And she says, "What? New York City is only in the movies."

Guy checks around. Indeed: New York City no longer appears on maps. It is considered a fictional place.

Heart-pounding action blockbuster or quirky Woody Allen movie?
The Verrazzano Parallax or Finding New York?
Matt Damon or Albert Brooks?

1,914

(1,019 replies, posted in Episodes)

Whooohooo! DIF curved the bullet and killed WANTED!

1,915

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Okay then... Bearded Ceramicist and a Storeroom for Confidential Information

1,916

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

fcw wrote:

Oh, also: King Kong.

Pan-prepared unripe fruits at the on-demand station's brasserie

Fried Green Tomatoes 2: Electric Boogaloo?

1,917

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Right. Numbers have been problems for other riddles, since they don't really have synonyms. So I was looking for another way to do it.

It occurred to me that film series titles actually define the number by following it with an episode title. This is like the way mathematicians define a variable you can't solve for. So I replaced "4" with "N, where N is" like in an equation. This seemed legit because no actual movie title includes "[blank], where [blank] is" wording.

Breakin' N, where N is Electric Boogaloo
For all N, Electric Boogaloo = 2
Therefore, N=2

/obviously a fail whale
//no idea about Phi's riddle

1,918

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Ewing wrote:

The N doesn't make any sense to me Zarban. I would have just gone with "Celestial Journey: The Return Trip"

The N thing is just a mathematical way of talking about variables.

1,919

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

fcw wrote:

I think Zarban's going to have to draw a diagram to explain the "return trip" malarkey, unless I'm being particularly Vulcan-retentive about this one.

Sorry. Given that they trek to the stars, "Return Trip" seemed a pretty solid substitution for "Voyage Home", I thought. Am I too much of a frequent flier?

/United Premier
/Delta Gold Medallion

1,920

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Clue 1: N currently equals 11, but they no longer include N in the titles.

Clue 2: Perhaps Brian could help.

Clue 3: Perhaps a whale could help.

Clue 4: Really? You need four clues for a long-running franchise movie with a whale?

http://www.zarban.com/teletubbies.jpg

1,922

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yes!

Little Miss Sunshine?

If so, Journey to the Heavens N, Where N is the Return Trip

http://www.zarban.com/horse.jpg

C'est un film belge, ainsi... en français

1,924

(207 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Trey wrote:

This game will get tougher when everyone has finished posting their favorite movies...  smile

Presenting A Lumbar Puncture

This is Spinal Tap

And I agree, because I almost did that one myself with that exact wording... smile

People-Who-Have-Died-While-Being-Monitored

1,925

(9 replies, posted in Creations)

Trey wrote:

For example, I bet none of you knew that at the age of six I directed a movie for the Beatles.

Oh, THAT'S why that movie made no damn sense.