Writhyn wrote:drewjmore wrote:Describe the most superlative moment of ass-kissing you've experienced, perpetrated or witnessed.
Someone will answer the question!
I completely and utterly beat the living crap of a douche at a bar for not giving up about trying to make me the "nerd" of the party. He was harassing me loudly in front of other people, and trying to bother me with "witty" comments about my passion for lightsabers and star wars in general. When he didn't get me upset, because, how would you, he pushed me. I ignored him and went outside for a smoke. He came and sat on the same bench, opposite the table and started again. I had enough, gave him a fisted high-five to the face, followed up by giving him a nice face plant into said table, provided him with a pretty cozy choke hold, dragged him from the table and knocked him out, all without ever taking any damage, or having anyone trying to tear me away from him. Fucker had it coming a long way.
The bouncer even saluted me.
What's the most tantalizing moment you've experienced in front of a crowd? On a stage, in a classroom, video conference, they all count. The one time you had to hold back your ear-to-ear grin.